Are We There Yet? http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com The family podcast for adults Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:28:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The family podcast for adults Kim and Sam yes Kim and Sam RWTYShow@gmail.com RWTYShow@gmail.com (Kim and Sam) 2006-2008 RWTY Are We There Yet? http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/rss_logo.jpg http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com Episode 0533 – Bewbies http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0533-bewbies/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0533-bewbies/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:26:09 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0533-bewbies/ On today’s show: Bewbies; machete fix; great burgers; bully issue; quadboobs; spray down; breast cheese; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0533-bewbies/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Bewbies; machete fix; great burgers; bully issue; quadboobs; spray down; breast cheese; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - so heartwarming it hurts. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fans of bewbies. On today's show: Bewbies; machete fix; great burgers; bully issue; quadboobs; spray down; breast cheese; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so heartwarming it hurts. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you fans of bewbies. 01:00 Sam solves problems with a machete. 01:50 Kim doesn't play nice. 03:00 Sometimes being skinny doesn't work. 03:40 Sam has many uses for skin. 04:30 This is not a good look for the ladies. 04:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 05:05 Burgers of god. 06:10 This was too much. 07:10 How to make a kick-ass burger. 07:50 Real root beer is awesome. 10:25 Thing 2 avoids the bully. 12:30 All a misunderstanding. 13:30 The problem with teens. 14:50 Kim makes things harder for Sam. 15:40 This is what happens, Kim. 16:15 Sam predicts the future. Ignore him at your peril. 17:15 Quadboobs. 18:00 This is why Sam is opposed to most cosmetic surgery. 18:50 Just cram 'em in. 19:40 Sam calls for draconian malpractice enforcement. 20:35 Also, leave your lady bits alone. 22:10 Kim calls for more money. 24:30 This is kind of gross, but it's not a felony. 26:10 This is actually designed to be consumed by humans, you know. 27:00 Kim gets extreme. 27:50 This seems a little excessive. 29:20 This doesn't seem necessary. 30:50 Sam wants to show them how it's done. 36:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0532 – Danger Zone http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0532-danger-zone/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0532-danger-zone/#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 15:58:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0532-danger-zone/ On today’s show:  Sleep deprivation; iPad countdown, lady KimKim; bullies; fake gun drama; toy sounds; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0532-danger-zone/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Sleep deprivation; iPad countdown, lady KimKim; bullies; fake gun drama; toy sounds; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - best without sleep. - 00:15 Welcome back to the sleep deprivation series. On today's show:  Sleep deprivation; iPad countdown, lady KimKim; bullies; fake gun drama; toy sounds; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - best without sleep. 00:15 Welcome back to the sleep deprivation series. 01:05 Sleep is for the weak. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 This is why iPad will rule the universe of eBooks. 04:10 Why Sam is a bad customer. 05:30 Lady KimKim. 06:45 This is a mean thing to say about anyone. 07:45 Kim did wear the fashions of the '80s. 08:10 What Kim really looks like. 09:30 Cookie monster wants cookies. 10:15 The bully. 11:30 Oh, great, the Cliff is here. 12:30 So we're going to base this on looks. 13:45 Shiving might fix the problem. 15:00 In this day and age, YouTube is not your friend. 16:30 This is a remake we did not need. 17:20 This is no Wax On/Wax Off, Daniel-san. 18:15 First, this name rocks. 18:20 You know what makes me uncomfortable? Being suspended. 20:00 Kids are dumb. Six-year-olds are especially dumb. 21:00 The moment America died. 23:25 Sam's barbecue plan. 24:00 Idle chatter is depressing. 26:00 This is why kids can be annoying. 28:00 Some toys are very noisy when loose in your drawer. 29:00 Think about what you keep in your drawer before you all the police. 30:45 Kinds of questions you do not want to deal with. 31:40 Sam doesn't really want to know about these kinds of problems. 32:40 Sam's new comic book. It will not make people happy. 35:12 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:18 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0531 – High Tech http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0531-high-tech/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0531-high-tech/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:32:43 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0531-high-tech/ On today’s show: The hate; Thing 3 – scientist; the crack; spy thieves; bad owner; software problems; get clean;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0531-high-tech/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The hate; Thing 3 - scientist; the crack; spy thieves; bad owner; software problems; get clean;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - guaranteed to cure your morning blues. - 00:20 Sam is too tired to do this anymore, On today's show: The hate; Thing 3 - scientist; the crack; spy thieves; bad owner; software problems; get clean;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - guaranteed to cure your morning blues. 00:20 Sam is too tired to do this anymore, he's hiring a roadie. 01:15 Enjoy the extra hate for today. 01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Thing 3 the scientist. 02:45 Mmmm, flubber. 03:25 This stuff is a little problematic when it comes to staining. 04:20 Keep it on the tile, kid 05:25 Zip lock bags are not as good as they should be. 06:30 This is what happens when you don't follow instructions. 07:10 Kim becomes a scientist herself. 08:00 Ferromagnetic liquid would have been both cooler and more dangerous. 09:30 Ease it in, people, ease it in. 10:00 Sam's got a crack. 12:20 Kim's computer is too tricky. 13:35 Knock it off with the super perfumery. 15:00 Some people need to get their ears checked. 16:50 No offense, but you need to stay away from electronics stores. 18:50 How do retailers deal with this madness? 20:40 Spy thieves! 22:15 Maybe this show is a little too instructive. 23:00 Security through obscurity rarely works. 24:50 Oh, noes, dog attack. 26:15 A letter of advice to potential baby sitters. 28:30 Dogs get excited, it's what they do. 30:30 Kim has her own dog issues. 31:30 Dog owners, you must be responsible. 32:14 SamLaw #45 32:35 Oh, look, more software issues. 33:50 Get with the present day, people. 35:00 Press here to get infected. 36:15 Keeping clean. 37:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0530 – Miscellaneous Mayhem http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0530-miscellaneous-mayhem/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0530-miscellaneous-mayhem/#comments Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:27:35 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0530-miscellaneous-mayhem/ On today’s show: Being Sam’s friend; Texas voting; death threat; special snacks; flossing while driving; marriage ref; crashing chair; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0530-miscellaneous-mayhem/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Being Sam's friend; Texas voting; death threat; special snacks; flossing while driving; marriage ref; crashing chair; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - what, no Oscar for this? - 00:15 Being Sam's friend is a little tough. On today's show: Being Sam's friend; Texas voting; death threat; special snacks; flossing while driving; marriage ref; crashing chair; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - what, no Oscar for this? 00:15 Being Sam's friend is a little tough. 01:50 Kim mocks people with problems. 02:45 Dr. Phil probably doesn't really have the authority to do this. 03:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Voting day in Texas. 05:50 Campaign signs in Texas are really over the top. 06:35 Why not vote over there, away from the school? 07:45 This certainly seems like a safety issue. 08:30 Political Kim. 09:10 A problem at school. 09:45 Death threats are not cool. 11:00 Seems like there should have been some punishment here. 13:30 And it's time to escalate to lawyer words. 14:30 Maybe people need to learn a lesson. 16:20 Way to share your stash, kid. 18:30 Glaucoma, that's probably it. 19:10 This is most likely a propaganda piece, anyway. 19:50 The aesthetics of pot in your rice krispies. 20:50 These are all things people have done to try and get high. 21:35 You should probably not do this while driving. 22:30 You can't forget the thing you see people doing while driving. 23:30 Flossing your teeth is a nasty thing to do around other people. 25:20 This show is dumb. Very dumb. 26:50 Why do ladies get to make all the rules? 27:30 Be a little more careful with your friends. 29:00 Be responsible for yourself, people. 30:10 Who you go to a concert with can be a life-altering experience. 30:30 Sam suggests a monkey. 31:30 This may not be a job for a monkey. 32:30 Monkeys love to learn, and then use their knowledge against you. 33:50 What would Captain Phil do? 34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0529 – The Crazies http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0529-the-crazies/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0529-the-crazies/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:40:39 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0529-the-crazies/ On today’s show: Ice cream; fear; serial killers; mother-in-law; spiteful; hurting yourself; the meat department; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0529-the-crazies/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Ice cream; fear; serial killers; mother-in-law; spiteful; hurting yourself; the meat department; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will not fend off hordes of maniacs. - 00:30 Sam declares the best ice cream in the wo... On today's show: Ice cream; fear; serial killers; mother-in-law; spiteful; hurting yourself; the meat department; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will not fend off hordes of maniacs. 00:30 Sam declares the best ice cream in the world. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Well, this is unnecessarily gross. 03:00 Thing 1 gets scared. 03:30 This conversation never happened. 04:50 At least there's money. 06:25 Old timey serial killers didn't rack up much of a body count. 07:25 How to know when you're seeing a movie Sam wrote. 08:40 And this is where Thing 1 freaks out. 11:00 Cue the Imperial March - the mother-in-law is coming. 13:20 Sam is not going to help you with your puke issue, kid. 14:45 The mess of your own kids is more tolerable than the mess of other kids. 15:45 This gives Kim's mom serious heartburn. 17:30 This would upset most hotels. A little bit. 18:30 A test for you all. 19:00 We are everywhere. 19:15 Nose. Face. Spite. 20:40 What would you do with this? 23:00 Pilots stay pretty calm. 24:10 Who are you punishing? 27:00 You have to chill, just a little. 28:30 There's really no need to start looting immediately. 28:58 Trust Sam, his advice is good. 29:50 Welcome to the meat department. 32:00 This is how not to communicate in a marriage. 32:45 Kim makes a fine rack of ribs. 33:25 A letter to the modern groom. 35:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0528 – End of Everything http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0528-end-of-everything/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0528-end-of-everything/#comments Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:30:53 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0528-end-of-everything/ On today’s show: Readiness; Truth or Not; idiot drivers; vengeance; picture snapping; tender and juicy; new sport; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0528-end-of-everything/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Readiness; Truth or Not; idiot drivers; vengeance; picture snapping; tender and juicy; new sport; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - we made it, you listen to it. - 00:15 Get your kits ready, people. On today's show: Readiness; Truth or Not; idiot drivers; vengeance; picture snapping; tender and juicy; new sport; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - we made it, you listen to it. 00:15 Get your kits ready, people. 00:45 It's kind of hard to fake lethality. 01:20 Sam has never done this, so stop acting like he has. 02:10 Self-defense is always justified. 02:45 You hear that? The end is nigh. 02:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:00 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:45 Sam is enthralled with the concept of the ipad now. 03:50 Thing 2 and Kim rot their brains. 04:25 This is the dumbest show on earth. 04:50 No one really cares about who makes their stuff. 05:45 This is how society works - it's not pretty, but it does work. 06:40 Kim doesn't approve of Sam's ideas. 07:30 Sam's Karma bank is FULL. 08:20 Al Gore can make anything VERY BORING. 09:00 You're right, Al, carbon credits are the answer. Yawn. 10:50 People need to practice what they preach. 12:10 You are rarely being told the truth, people. Except for here. 12:25 Driving makes Sam insane. 13:40 Kim braves the elements and the traffic. 15:00 Orange cones indicate where you SHOULD NOT drive, people. 16:25 Sam has a plan. God help us all if he carries through with it. 17:30 To be clear, Sam is not saying this is a good idea. 19:00 And now England has made it illegal to take pictures of your own kind in a public place. 20:40 Stop letting the man push you around. 21:30 On the other hand, this would limit the number of boring home movies. 22:50 So tasty, and so wrong. 24:20 People eat things they don't understand, all the time. 26:15 Well, this took a turn for the WTF. 27:00 Why do people ruin nice things? 27:50 It's all about the athletic workout. 28:10 Okay, it's about the same quality of sport as figure skating, sure. 29:20 Not everyone in Utah is the same, apparently. 30:15 This is a strange double standard, sort of. 31:30 Sam wants to make different medals for different sports. 33:50 This lady has a horrible job. 35:30 Kim has problems with watching short track while eating. 37:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:36 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0527- Experimentation http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0527-experimentation/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0527-experimentation/#comments Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:54:16 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0527-experimentation/ On today’s show:  The transmogrifying cave; turtle facts; gummy giants; modern Fagin; swordplay; naked library; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0527-experimentation/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  The transmogrifying cave; turtle facts; gummy giants; modern Fagin; swordplay; naked library; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it's for everyone. - 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you diehard fans. On today's show:  The transmogrifying cave; turtle facts; gummy giants; modern Fagin; swordplay; naked library; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's for everyone. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all you diehard fans. 00:30 Sam restricts his listeners. 01:20 Kim refuses to analyze. 01:50 This is not a magical cave. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:20 Sam gets ambushed. 03:45 Oh, it's a bribe. 04:00 Do not sass my words. 04:40 This is why we are constantly bombarded with Turtle Trivia. 05:40 Virtually nothing is dumber than a turtle. 06:30 Seriously, they are just completely idiotic. 07:30 Sam's concern. 09:00 In this way, turtles are somewhat like humans. 10:00 This sounds like a ridiculous amount of work. 11:00 The gummy bear experiment. 12:30 Sometimes, you can't go cheap. 13:30 Kim breaks out the gummy molds; aka cake pans. 14:40 This is probably not going to be edible. 16 :15 Do it for mama. 17:30 Avoid the rush, train your kids now. 17:45 This is not recommended. 19:30 Kids can be easily convinced to do things that are wrong, because they are evil. 20:00 It's bring a sword to school day. 20:40 This is all about the rap music. 21:50 A spitting contest sounds consensual to us. 22:40 Parents, other than Sam, tend to overreact. 23:45 Kim's rules for beer drinking. 24:45 Bad barbecue. 25:30 Hey, librarian, check it out. 26:50 Some guys don't understand how things work. 28:40 Shock and awe. 29:45 Kim has a strange double standard brewing. 32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:25 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0526 – Chagrin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0526-chagrin/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0526-chagrin/#comments Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:08:01 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0526-chagrin/ On today’s show: Divorce threat; weather havoc; spycam update; bloody mess; break it down; dizzy boy; fear of hot dogs; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0526-chagrin/feed/ 3 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Divorce threat; weather havoc; spycam update; bloody mess; break it down; dizzy boy; fear of hot dogs; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - Apollo Ohno was robbed. Just sayin'. - 00:15 Sam doesn't understand. On today's show: Divorce threat; weather havoc; spycam update; bloody mess; break it down; dizzy boy; fear of hot dogs; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - Apollo Ohno was robbed. Just sayin'. 00:15 Sam doesn't understand. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 The weather in Dallas is not fun. 03:30 This is how you get the kid home on time. 04:00 Sam's parents tried to kill him with cold. 04:45 A blanket is not the same as a coat. 05:30 This will not help your kid, it will terrify your kid. 06:50 Sam defines the proper punishment for some people. 07:20 Don't spy unless you know what you're looking for. Seriously. 08:20 You might want to call me if you see my kid snaffling drugs. 09:45 The worst story, ever. 11:00 Never go to a fancy party unprepared or this could happen to you. 12:10 This isn't sweat. Just so you know. 13:10 This is how Kim would have handled it. 14:00 Look, let's not be too literal. 15:00 This kid has some guts. 16:00 A moment of motherly pride. 17:00 Sam is not as tolerant as some people. 19:10 It's a spigot. Geez. 19:45 I'm breakin' here. 21:00 This probably has happened to someone else. 22:40 Sam's tale of ill-advised breakage. 24:15 This does actually work. And it keeps things minty fresh. 25:30 No harm, no foul. Maybe. Or not. 28:00 This is how kids learn. Or not. 30:00 How do you redesign something when it's already supposed to go in your mouth? 32:15 Not everyone has this problem. 34:00 This will make kids into toothless degenerates. 37:40 Sam will now write a book 38:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 38:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:17 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0525 – Dark Days http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0525-dark-days/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0525-dark-days/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:47:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0525-dark-days/ On today’s show: Sam’s revenge; book review and spoilers; The Amazingly Stupid Race; Lost; Sisyphus; commuter hell; house crusher; house scammer ;call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0525-dark-days/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sam's revenge; book review and spoilers; The Amazingly Stupid Race; Lost; Sisyphus; commuter hell; house crusher; house scammer ;call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it should get an award or something. On today's show: Sam's revenge; book review and spoilers; The Amazingly Stupid Race; Lost; Sisyphus; commuter hell; house crusher; house scammer ;call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it should get an award or something. 00:15 Sam can be shockingly petty. 01:30 The boy almost exits. 02:00 Didn't like 'Under the Dome'? Try 'Darkness at the Edge of Town' 03:00 Sam spoils Under the Dome. Because that's how he rolls.' 04:15 The Amazing Race has the stupidest people on the planet on it. 05:45 Sometimes hot does not trump dumb. 07:00 Normally, we condone ridiculing stupid people, but this was too much. 08:45 When will the Amazing Race stop casting gay folks as the bad guys? 10:00 Sam is hoping for a cataclysmic ending of lost. 12:00 Kim's doctor appointment. 12:30 Kim gets a bonus. 13:30 Cleaning glass is no fun - especially if it moves. 14:00 C'mon, it's the Olympics, stop being gross. 15:30 Who can tell the door is smudged when it moves at the speed of light? 16:10 Kim's right, the job of a mom is like this. 17:30 This cat is evil and dumb. 18:00 The commute from hell. 18:50 Proof that corporations are just evil, nonstop. 21:00 Sam was wrong. So very wrong. 22:00 Undercover Boss is not doing what it thinks it is doing. 23:45 Inappropriate rewards makes everyone else angry. 24:45 Sam plans for his future. 25:05 Sticking it to the man. Or something. 26:30 When your back is against the wall, bad things can happen. 27:20 A true story of evil. 28:00 Housing in England is awesome. 30:50 Sam can fix pretty much all the problems. 32:20 Just turn the statue around. Thanks. 34:15 We have to stop ending the show on a downer. Sorry. 34:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:15 Kim is not inept, she is cursed. 36:32 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0524 – Shiny http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0524-shiny/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0524-shiny/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:07:10 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0524-shiny/ On today’s show:  The jinx; working with men; Kim’s prize; school spying; elder wars; escalator fears; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0524-shiny/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  The jinx; working with men; Kim's prize; school spying; elder wars; escalator fears; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - a special gift, specifically for you. - 00:15 It's time for change. Big changes. On today's show:  The jinx; working with men; Kim's prize; school spying; elder wars; escalator fears; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - a special gift, specifically for you. 00:15 It's time for change. Big changes. 00:50 Kim has amazing powers. For evil. 01:50 It's good that Kim is unique. 02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Thanks, Amazon! 03:10 Shopping for Thing 3's shoes. 03:45 Thing 3's quirks are way beyond just being quirks. 04:20 Sam is not very nice. 05:25 Men are not that complicated women. 05:50 Do not start out with 'new rules.' 06:30 Listen carefully, ladies. 07:10 These are the things men want out of marriage. 08:15 This is not really that hard. This will get results. 09:00 Men don't even mind being manipulated, as long as its nice. 10:20 It's very hard to do anything nice for Kim. 11:45 Why Kim needed a Mac. 15:30 This monitor was crazy. 17:00 Clearly, Sam doesn't belong here. 18:00 Kim has a serious poltergeist effect. 20:00 We're spying for your own good. 21:45 It would be nice if people would think things through before implementing them. 24:10 Kim attributes the skeeviness. 24:50 Some people are very afraid of technology. 26:00 Elder wars. 27:05 These pacts need some work. 29:50 Police scanners can be addictive. 31:35 Thing 3 has a sudden fear of escalators. 33:10 Kim thinks Sam is a horrible human being. 34:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:29 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0523 – Smexy http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0523-smexy/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0523-smexy/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:41:55 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0523-smexy/ On today’s show: Ego shot; boys; beastly; Olympic girls; party on; discrimination; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0523-smexy/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Ego shot; boys; beastly; Olympic girls; party on; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - because it's there. - 00:15 Stop heckling me! - 00:35 Sam's ego is really taking some shots these weeks. On today's show: Ego shot; boys; beastly; Olympic girls; party on; discrimination; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because it's there. 00:15 Stop heckling me! 00:35 Sam's ego is really taking some shots these weeks. 00:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Everything went so fast. 02:40 The point is for the boys to hear the threats. 03:30 What Sam wants will never happen. 04:30 Smexy - this is confusing. 05:15 Kim clears things up. 05:50 Texting leads to bad things. 06:20 Sorry, this guy is a troll. 07:10 Kim wants her fame. 07:50 Sam, apparently, is not smexy. 08:50 Sam does not say this about anyone else in the house. 10:10 It's good to know where you stand on things. 10:50 Olympic differences. 11:40 Why would you do this to our athletes, NBC? 12:30 Some people can't handle the pressure. 13:30 And some people can. 15:30 You don't make it easier, it is the Olympics. 15:50 Oh, Scotty. 17:20 This is not a surprising thing. Why are you surprised? 18:00 Here's how we fix the problem. 19:45 This is not a great idea. 21:45 Discrimination. 23:20 Options are good. Removing options is not good. 24:00 How things change. 25:00 Evangelists at the door. 28:30 Sam's plan for vengeance. 30:00 Call us - 214.267.9899 30:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:20 A too-tight appearance. 32:18 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0522 – Wireless http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0522-wireless/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0522-wireless/#comments Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:03:27 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0522-wireless/ On today’s show: Breast damage; Apple score; the wifi bus; one less grade; paperwork; oh, Canada; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0522-wireless/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Breast damage; Apple score; the wifi bus; one less grade; paperwork; oh, Canada; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - just because it is so very awesome. - 00:15 Welcome back, people who do terrible things to yourselves. On today's show: Breast damage; Apple score; the wifi bus; one less grade; paperwork; oh, Canada; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - just because it is so very awesome. 00:15 Welcome back, people who do terrible things to yourselves. 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:50 Email us if you have this problem - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Ladies, do not do this to your husbands. 02:25 There's no reason to show people this. 03:10 How could you not know this was happening to you? 04:00 Underwires are kind of dangerous, apparently. 07:00 Kim misses her insulation. 07:45 Kim is afraid that Sam is now in the system. 08:15 What the heck, iPod? 09:00 This store was crazy busy. 09:45 Always make a genius appointment when you have an issue. 11:05 Well, this doesn't seem right, at all. 11:45 Sam has skillz. 12:30 Apple security is more hardcore than perhaps necessary. 13:30 Why do you people need this much training? 14:15 Shake to shuffle is apparently a feature no one needs. 15:10 The wifi bus - good idea or mind rotting waste of money? 16:00 Yes, if kids can stare at their computers, they will be quiet. 17:15 Free wifi is becoming ubiquitous, anyway, unless you live in the sticks. 18:30 Kim was too much of a goody-two-shoes to do her homework on the bus. 19:50 Snowboard cross is exciting, and yet predictable. 20:40 Eh, 12 grades is one too many. 21:50 Most people are really not ready to hit the highway at 16 or 17. 22:50 The early separation bonus. 24:00 Maybe we should just get back to basics. Seriously. 25:10 This is why we need a full 12 grades. 26:20 Scientists should keep track of their papers. 27:50 Sam is not anti-intellectual, he is against dumb people pretending to be intellectual. 29:50 Science requires evidence. Please understand this. 30:50 People keep telling you you suck at this. 31:40 Undergrads, however, are good at this. Hire one. Or three. 32:50 Oh, Canada. 35:45 Do not talk smack if you can't back it up. 36:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0521 – Heartbreaker http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0521-heartbreaker/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0521-heartbreaker/#comments Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:31:51 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0521-heartbreaker/ On today’s show: The audition; VD; the hoax; too fat to fly; quitting; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0521-heartbreaker/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The audition; VD; the hoax; too fat to fly; quitting; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it lets you know it's time for fun. 00:15 Valentine's Day is for adults, not for kids. Remember this. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: The audition; VD; the hoax; too fat to fly; quitting; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it lets you know it's time for fun. 00:15 Valentine's Day is for adults, not for kids. Remember this. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Paternity is either a blessing or a curse. 03:30 The audition. 04:00 There are conditions on things. 04:30 Performance anxiety is bad for performers. 05:30 Don't use that tone with us. 06:30 Kim gets mean. 07:30 You have to understand it, kid. 08:30 There should be a minimum age to celebrate Valentine's Day. 09:50 What is wrong with people, Sam could not have been clearer. 11:00 Why waste your time at a steakhouse if you're just eating a salad. 12:00 Little girls can be very annoying. 14:15 This is for home time, not out in public time, you creeps. 15:15 This is not what you want to see at your table. 16:45 Sam is totally right on this. Totally right. 18:30 Well, this is embarrassing. 19:40 The news girl is not helpful. 20:50 Bargain shopping for mail-order brides. 21:50 It's time to hit the reset button. 22:20 This seems like something an airline would want to avoid. 24:00 Being judged by your past purchases is not right. 25:00 They do this to people all the time. All. The. Time. 25:45 Can we just get the old seats back? 27:15 You all suck. I quit. 28:20 You want to play hardball, then fine, let's play. 30:20 The masked Senator. 31:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0520 – CAPS Revisited http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0520-caps-revisited/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0520-caps-revisited/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:30:02 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0520-caps-revisited/ On today’s show: The commune; snowstorm; jerks; birds in the attic; abandoned train; the cake sniffer; Craigslist hoaxers; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0520-caps-revisited/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The commune; snowstorm; jerks; birds in the attic; abandoned train; the cake sniffer; Craigslist hoaxers; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - because we like you. We really like you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, On today's show: The commune; snowstorm; jerks; birds in the attic; abandoned train; the cake sniffer; Craigslist hoaxers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because we like you. We really like you. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, haters and non-haters alike. 01:10 Let's start a commune! 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Snow everywhere! 03:30 Sometimes, weathermen don't get it. 04:45 Things are a little unofficial in parts of Dallas. 05:30 Our kids are snow losers. 06:30 Sam falls, Kim panics. 07:30 Kim makes the ultimate snowman. 08:30 People suck, and need to die. 11:10 No more, you hear me? No more! 12:00 Birds in the attic. 13:20 Kim investigates. 14:50 For the record, Sam did not do this intentionally. 16:40 Train blockage. 18:30 Old ladies crawling around under trains are not hot. 19:30 Leave the cakes alone! 21:00 This is why we need to be able to stop people from doing things. 22:00 Think of all the people who ate licked cakes? 23:50 It's not a hoax, it's a freakin' crime. 25:00 The internet is filled with stupid. Completely filled. 26:30 At least in TX, you can solve this issue for yourself. 27:50 Just put Sam in charge of everything. 29:50 Now this is a plan. 30:30 Politics as usual. Suck. 31:30 Kim the queen. 32:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:38 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:29 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0519 – Broken Hearts http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0519-broken-hearts/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0519-broken-hearts/#comments Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:53:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0519-broken-hearts/ On today’s show: Smashing helps; daughter problems; party hostage; tiny man; small boob ban; not your fairy godmother;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0519-broken-hearts/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Smashing helps; daughter problems; party hostage; tiny man; small boob ban; not your fairy godmother;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - expect the unexpected. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us. On today's show: Smashing helps; daughter problems; party hostage; tiny man; small boob ban; not your fairy godmother;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - expect the unexpected. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love us. 00:40 Sam could not handle Valentine's day as a single person. 01:20 You have been warned. 01:30 At least there's a good side. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Sorry for the audio issue. It's the magic behind the scenes. 03:15 Who doesn't have problems with their 15-year-old daughter? 04:15 Don't take books away from your kid. 04:30 Face it - teenage girls are evil. 05:00 Don't compete with your kids, some of them don't like it. 05:40 The family that reads together, something something something. 06:45 There are issues between dads and daughters. Just accept them. 07:25 Some kids are mean. We have one of those. 07:35 Thing one does something wrong. 08:30 We have warned people about this. 09;10 And now we get to why the boy needs a punch in the throat. 10:00 We have told people about this, why do they insist on pushing the issue? 10:50 No one with any common sense would do that. 12:00 Party hostage. 13:20 This is how you punish people. 14:00 Oh, well, no party for you. 15:10 A not nice move. 16:20 There's not much guys can do about this issue. 17:10 Girls are likely to judge first and ask questions never. 17:40 Why Sam doesn't trust google. 18:50 Australia bans small boobs. 20:25 This will go very wrong. 21:30 Sometimes people need to cry. Sorry. 22:00 The dangers of wish-fulfillment. 22:50 If you sell magic, you are likely to make people mad. 24:30 There is no difference. Deal with it. 24:50 Kim thinks Survivor will be the best this year. 26:40 The Collector was not a good movie. 27:20 This is not an alternative ending, it's just removing 30% of your movie. 29:00 Too much barbecue. 29:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:47 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0518 – Finicky http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0518-finicky/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0518-finicky/#comments Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:13:13 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0518-finicky/ On today’s show:  Publishing; Kim can be mean, too; the bet; food anxiety; rib sandwich; waterboarding; the uninsured wife; lost; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0518-finicky/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Publishing; Kim can be mean, too; the bet; food anxiety; rib sandwich; waterboarding; the uninsured wife; lost; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. We can't think of anything better to put here. On today's show:  Publishing; Kim can be mean, too; the bet; food anxiety; rib sandwich; waterboarding; the uninsured wife; lost; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. We can't think of anything better to put here. 00:20 This is how professionals do it. Honestly. 00:45 This is not nice. Do not do it. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Please stop raising prices, on everything. 02:40 Kim vetoes expensive magazines. 04:30 Let's not make me embarrassed to buy your magazine. 05:30 This is not a manly thing to do. 06:30 Sam's advice to young men. 07:45 A fate worse than death. 08:45 Get away from the PS3, boy. 09:45 This is not a meal. 10:45 This isn't much food for a bunch of people. 11:00 Our kids have food anxiety. 12:45 The trap of the rib sandwich. 14:15 It's just food, kid. 15:10 The barbecue shirt, and it's importance. 15:40 Sam stresses the importance of adventure. 17:00 You probably should not waterboard your kid. 18:10 There's a difference between challenging your kid and scaring them. 19:10 Sam predicts the end. And it is nigh. 20:25 There is never a proper punishment for this. 21:30 Kim has the best idea - just more support. 22:30 It is important to be smart. Seriously. 22:50 Marrying for insurance. 24:15 Desperation does not normally make for a good relationship. 25:15 This may not be the healthiest relationship. 26:10 Sam's big idea. 26:50 Different diseases have different values. 27:45 Well, that's not nice. 29:20 Help, help, I'm lost. 30:45 Do not take shortcuts in the wintertime. It is a bad idea. Seriously. Bad. 31:45 These stories always have something in common. What could it be? 33:40 If you can't walk this far, don't go anywhere. 35:30 Just be a man, that's all. 36:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:28 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0517 – Giveaway http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0517-giveaway/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0517-giveaway/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:25:31 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0517-giveaway/ On today’s show: The best Valentine; mean Kim; English discrimination; strange photos; $5; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0517-giveaway/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The best Valentine; mean Kim; English discrimination; strange photos; $5; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a straight flush when you only have one chip in the pot. 00:25 You have to fake it, sometimes. On today's show: The best Valentine; mean Kim; English discrimination; strange photos; $5; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a straight flush when you only have one chip in the pot. 00:25 You have to fake it, sometimes. 01:15 Kim is not taking the tasks Sam gives her seriously. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:30 This is a little overpriced. Or a lot overpriced, depending on your viewpoint. 03:45 This is a bad thing to wear. 04:50 This is the worst holiday for men. 06:10 Kim gets mean. 06:50 Quilters can be a little anal. 07:15 These were the original nerds. 09:45 Kim as skills that few others possess. 10:50 Sometimes Kim does things just to be mean. 12:00 Craft hobby supplies are artificially expensive. 13:55 Kim gets even meaner than before. 17:00 Thing 1's stupid phone. 18:25 Kim surprises everyone. 22:10 How is this bad? 23:20 Honestly, stop telling people how to handle their business when they aren't hurting anyone. 24:25 People need to learn their way around if they want to drive a cab. 25:30 Okay, this is a little weird. 27:00 What law was even broken here? 28:15 This is not how you get that education. 29:00 You aren't using these for anything good. 29:30 How not to avoid an argument. 30:15 Maybe it's not really the wife's fault. Maybe time's are hard. 31:00 What were you afraid would happen? 32:20 Food and money. That's all kids want. 33:00 Sam has simple rules. Why can't any of you follow them? 33:45 You just have to be clever. Like Sam. 34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0516 – Disaster http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0516-disaster/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0516-disaster/#comments Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:55:34 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0516-disaster/ On today’s show: Technology meltdown; the day of suck; lockdown; power sub; musophobia; lawyer up; meet your quota; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0516-disaster/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Technology meltdown; the day of suck; lockdown; power sub; musophobia; lawyer up; meet your quota; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Not as cool as a PS3. But close. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, thanks for loving us. On today's show: Technology meltdown; the day of suck; lockdown; power sub; musophobia; lawyer up; meet your quota; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Not as cool as a PS3. But close. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, thanks for loving us. 00:30 Sam is apparently no longer technologically competent. 01:10 Do not doubt Sam's mixing problems. 01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 This day sucked so bad. You have no idea, people. No idea. 03:35 This is how Sam convinces Kim of things. 04:00 Kim gets blamed. 04:30 What do the kids think we do at night? 05:30 This is quite annoying. Seriously. 06:10 Lockdown! 07:20 Kim puts it back on the man. 08:30 Check it out; it's really not public anymore. Even if you have a background check. 09:10 Fine, just go. 10:10 Time to upgrade. 11:15 Really, this is the problem? 13:15 Why does this happen? 14:00 Just take this piece of crap back. Now. 15:00 And this is why you spend some money. 16:00 Kim gets a primer on cables. 16:45 Kim can smell the future. 17:55 Kim does not understand the power of the subwoofer. 18:30 Sam explains why girls don't get some things. 19:20 Musophobia. That's right. I said it. 20:20 Some people can't let things go. 21:15 Sam is really mean. 22:10 And Sam gets berated. 23:15 Lizards are like elves. 23:45 Please be nice to lawyers. 24:30 Gee, you don't like the settlement you got for others? 26:20 Fine, I'll just take it to the paper. 26:50 These are really just ways for lawyers to pass money around. 27:30 Let's write some fake tickets. Yay! 28:20 Can we just admit to the quotas? 29:30 But it's not a quota, see? 30:50 Sam's always been a pain. 31:40 It is a slipper slope. For real. 32:30 Bayonetta is just weird. 33:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:17 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0515 – Anxious http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0515-anxious/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0515-anxious/#comments Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:05:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0515-anxious/ On today’s show: Audio anxiety; evil parents; the strange family; the power of authority; lack of common sense; Scribblenauts; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0515-anxious/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Audio anxiety; evil parents; the strange family; the power of authority; lack of common sense; Scribblenauts; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Like Bayonetta's hair demons. Only not. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. On today's show: Audio anxiety; evil parents; the strange family; the power of authority; lack of common sense; Scribblenauts; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Like Bayonetta's hair demons. Only not. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 There is a lesson here, people. Pay heed or suffer horribly. 00:50 Kim is pretty anxious about things. Lots of things. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Thanks, Amazon! 02:30 Another reason Sam is not a fan of Netflix. 03:00 What evil lurks in the hearts of parents. 03:40 Look, we're at dinner. Let the text messages roll. 04:10 Why is a strange boy kicking my daughter? 04:55 In fact, Thing 3 doesn't even know Adam. 05:10 It's all right, my mom knows I'm here. 06:00 Sam is serious - we have to get pickier about where we eat. 06:45 You probably shouldn't be yelling at people's houses. 07:30 There's no sense in having kids at your house if they're going to fight. 08:20 And here's what really happened. 08:50 Okay, this is a problem. 09:50 Everyone has their quirks. 10:20 And the uncoolness begins. 10:50 Now we're at a whole new level of uncool. 11:40 And now we're done with these people. 12:50 Congratulations, you've raised a monster. 14:50 Who are you people, and why are you in my restaurant? 17:00 Fine, you are an animal. 18:15 What a weekend! 18:20 Yes, teachers can mess with your head. A lot. 19:45 Kim is not terribly supportive of Sam. Ever. 21:50 Hey, do not mess up the heads of children. Please. 23:30 Oh, now it's not the same. 25:00 Just settle down, lady. 26:50 Whoever has this phone before was popular. 28:10 Just mind your business, ladies. Mind your business. 29:00 No guns allowed! 30:40 People have to use their head. Seriously. 32:30 Now Kim is a gamer. Sort of. 34:40 Call us - 214.267.989. 34:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:14 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0514 – Bonecrusher http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0514-bonecrusher/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0514-bonecrusher/#comments Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:18:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0514-bonecrusher/ On today’s show: Computer threat; broken toes; tooth ripping; mojo falling; solitary 4.0; chunksters; mini fight; gunplay; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0514-bonecrusher/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Computer threat; broken toes; tooth ripping; mojo falling; solitary 4.0; chunksters; mini fight; gunplay; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it's no bonobo song, that's for sure. 00:15 Sam is still kind of losing it. On today's show: Computer threat; broken toes; tooth ripping; mojo falling; solitary 4.0; chunksters; mini fight; gunplay; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's no bonobo song, that's for sure. 00:15 Sam is still kind of losing it. 00:40 Kim really doesn't understand how much nicer it will be. She also does not much care. 01:10 Some people are just bad for technology. Really, really bad for technology. 02:45 Toner cartridges for color laser printers are not cheap. 03:30 No one in this house can walk. 03:50 Kim doesn't really like when people curse and use her name. 04:30 You women and your stupid toes. 05:30 Don't dispute it. 06:00 Kim pleads weakness. 06:30 How you walk determines how often you break your toe. 08:00 Kim doesn't run. Ever. 08:50 The mouth of fear. 09:30 Don't just rip things out of your face. 10:45 This is not a good way to make money. 11:30 The tooth fairy does not like your periodontal material. 12:10 Hostel - so stupid. 12:40 Just get in there and rip them out. Seriously. 13:20 Sam does not like this virus. 14:10 Kim does not understand Samonomics. 15:00 Don't mess with my mojo. 15:40 All religions are equal. 16:50 This will not go to court. 17:45 Medicine women don't often give you proof of purchase. 18:30 Oh, wait, this is from a TV show. 20:00 Hurray for Solitary 4.0! 20:35 Who knew boobs could be gross. 21:40 It is actually on Hulu. 21:50 Bad parents can't tell their kids are fat. 22:40 No parent really realizes the size of their kid. 23:10 You do not normally hear this about babies. 24:00 It's all relative. Really badly relative. 25:00 Sam is too old to Jump, Wii Active. 25:50 Kim is not nice. 26:45 Sam is not a fan of working out. 27:30 Why are these delicate little and motions so important? 27:50 Fight! 28:20 Just lie, kids. 28:45 Abusers make life tough for the rest of us 30:00 Boys have to fight. 31:00 This is not a good way to settle a dispute. 32:20 Sam can and will cause problems with anything. 33:10 Stress does suck. A lot. 34:00 None of this is a good idea, do not try any of it. 34:45 They run because they know they may be responsible. 37:30 This is not a good idea, either. 37:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:15 Check us out on Ustream.] 39:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0513 – Hearts http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0513-hearts/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0513-hearts/#comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:26:47 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0513-hearts/ On today’s show: Sam flips out; Sam is not a nice guy at work; Thing 2 is not a Valentine fan; the Plan; grumpy evolution; dictionary ban; rocket sled; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0513-hearts/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sam flips out; Sam is not a nice guy at work; Thing 2 is not a Valentine fan; the Plan; grumpy evolution; dictionary ban; rocket sled; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than a Valentine's Day card. On today's show: Sam flips out; Sam is not a nice guy at work; Thing 2 is not a Valentine fan; the Plan; grumpy evolution; dictionary ban; rocket sled; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than a Valentine's Day card. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of the Horde. 00:30 Things are going wrong. Really wrong. 01:00 We do Ustream and Talkshoe. For reals. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 Sam has an Arm of Justice. 02:20 Sam demands some time off. 03:00 Thing 2 hates Valentine's Day. 03:50 This is a particularly nasty popularity contest. 05:50 Sam is cautious. Very cautious. 07:15 Sam is also overly protective. 07:45 Everyone knows that men are the creators. 08:30 Thing 3's Valentine's Day party is in jeopardy, because the kids are jerks. 09:10 Thing 1 has plans. They are horrible. 10:00 Talking to Kim after she goes to bed is not a great plan. 10:45 You can't control the Boy. 11:40 This budget, it is incomplete. 13:10 Plan B - everyone lives at home they way they're supposed to. 14:00 Rules. Learn them. 15:00 Sam is just better. 15:30 Don't be confused by the fancy words. 17:00 Being grumpy rules. 18:50 This is what the study really means. 20:15 Just reach the threshold of brains. 22:00 The monkey house is not a fun place if you're not a monkey. 23:00 Dictionaries are for learning, don't make your kids dumb. 25:00 Kim tries to be reasonable. She should really know better. 25:40 Sam is not appropriate. 26:30 Rocket sled! 27:50 This guy is clearly on bonobo time. 28:50 Sam makes his own plans - for a ROCKET CYCLE. 30:25 This isn't really Sam's problem. 30:50 Bonobo Time has a very specific meaning. 31:50 Sam comes up with a new plan. 32:50 The plan is denied. 33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0512 – Hackattack http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0512-hackattack/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0512-hackattack/#comments Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:17:34 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0512-hackattack/ On today’s show: Kim’s mouth; locusts; hackers; Ripped; planning ahead; expensive painting; baby biters; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0512-hackattack/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim's mouth; locusts; hackers; Ripped; planning ahead; expensive painting; baby biters; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - because we like you. 00:20 Welcome, Ustreamers. 00:50 Sometimes, Kim does indeed curse. A lot. On today's show: Kim's mouth; locusts; hackers; Ripped; planning ahead; expensive painting; baby biters; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because we like you. 00:20 Welcome, Ustreamers. 00:50 Sometimes, Kim does indeed curse. A lot. 01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 Parents never get to have anything nice. 02:50 Wow, thanks for drinking all the juice, kids. 03:40 And this is why even the kids don't get to have anything nice. 04:30 Kim can't even have her own food sticks. 06:15 And yet, the children never share. Ever. 07:25 This is supposed to be a sacred place. Stop defiling it. 08:00 If you all take just a few, there will be none left. 08:30 No one tells you you have to steall food. 09:30 Sam can't have anything nice. Like at all. 11:20 You people can't tell it's spam? 11:30 Kim gets her chance to tease Sam. 12:10 Oh, Rip. 12:45 This can ruin your life. For reals. 13:20 Sam will be a terrible drunk old man. 14:00 There's really not much of a reputation to tarnish here. 15:30 This is how you end your career. 16:30 Not all nursing homes are nice. 17:30 Do not forget to plan your exit. Seriously. 18:30 A new use for the smart phone. 18:45 Idiot alert. 19:40 This needs to be kept away from dummies. 20:15 This would not be a lot of fun at the museum. 21:50 Kim shows her lack of fine art appreciation. 23:00 Sam's no art connoisseur, either. 24:00 Bite them, my pretties! 25:10 Just drink at home, people. 25:45 Again, just drink at home. 27:00 Stay out of these things if you're an adult. 28:45 Sam fires up the newest viral hit. 29:20 Developmental issues. 30:30 How to make your kids mean. 31:20 This will make your baby fight. 33:00 Kim is the time Nazi today. 33:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0511 – Gangsta http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0511-gangsta/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0511-gangsta/#comments Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:00:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0511-gangsta/ On today’s show: Multitasking; way to go, crabby; dentists; an unimpressive gang; no spectators; don’t tell me how to play; a father’s revenge; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0511-gangsta/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Multitasking; way to go, crabby; dentists; an unimpressive gang; no spectators; don't tell me how to play; a father's revenge; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. It's a lazy sunday kind of thing. On today's show: Multitasking; way to go, crabby; dentists; an unimpressive gang; no spectators; don't tell me how to play; a father's revenge; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It's a lazy sunday kind of thing. 00:15 Sam runs two shows at once. 00:50 So give Ustream a try. For reals. 01:20 We're giving you a choice. Sort of. 01:50 Sam is not gangsta. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Sam could theoretically make money doing this, but only theoretically. 03:30 Thing 1 gets a little crabby. 04:30 Sometimes, a bad attitude can help. 05:00 Sam proves he is not a nice person. 05:50 When you do not have a choice, things are cheaper. 06:50 The brand was actually 'poor kid.' Very chic. 07:40 How do you even know if kids this young can see or not? 08:30 Machine will one day replace eye doctors. For real. 09:00 The modified bus is not the best place to get medical care. 09:25 You do not look like you're young enough to be here. 10:30 Clinics do not want your money. 12:00 Dentists just want your money. All of it. 13:00 This is not for fun or looks. 14:00 Kim recommends implants. 15:00 Thing 2 is sure there is a gang at her school. 16:00 Least threatening gang clothes ever. 18:00 Do not steal this idea 19:10 Solitary 4.0. Do not forget it. 20:15 Forget this new Probst show, though. 22:05 Why even bother, then? 26:00 This is how you make it work. 26:30 Well this isn't nice. 27:30 this is what happens when you try to tell people how to do things. 28:00 Super Mario for the Wii is not a friendly game. 29:30 Thing 2 is really pretty amazing. 30:15 This is what you get when you mess with my daughter. 31:20 Sometimes, buying your kid a brand new car can backfire. 32:45 Oh, well, maybe you shouldn't have been with this guy's young daughter. 34:10 Fully clothed does not mean unsexy. 35:30 Why is the Boy sitting in Sam's spot? 36:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0510 – Motivated http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0510-motivated/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0510-motivated/#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:33:40 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0510-motivated/ On today’s show: Work reading; opportunity knocks; stalker; dirtily motivated; voices in your head; street justice;   call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0510-motivated/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Work reading; opportunity knocks; stalker; dirtily motivated; voices in your head; street justice;   call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. That is all. 00:15 Welcome back - c'mon, 2010, buck up. On today's show: Work reading; opportunity knocks; stalker; dirtily motivated; voices in your head; street justice;   call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. That is all. 00:15 Welcome back - c'mon, 2010, buck up. 02:15 New business book almost universally suck monkeys. 02:45 This is not really advice, it's just kind of a given. 03:30 This is the only advice you need - do not screw up at work. 04:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Yes, we would all be happy if we could only do those things we were passionate about. 06:30 Thing 3 has an opportunity that will not be fun for the rest of us. 07:40 Kim decides to let the kid try. Sam is dubious. 08:40 This sounds like a good idea, but Sam is very, very uncertain. 10:15 This is the future, Kim. 11:30 Sam is fearful of the failure. 13:00 A fearful stalker. 13:50 Sometimes, you just have to be firm. 14:15 This is the step before he wears your skin. 16:45 The ninja sword will fix everything. 18:50 Getting motivated. The dirty way. 21:30 Kids are just different these days. 21:45 And some parents just don't care. 24:00 Things Sam read as a child. 25:10 Sam was very misguided as a young lad. 26:45 The voices. 27:50 Your brain doesn't finish cooking until you're fairly old. 31:30 This is, indeed, a little sinister. 32:20 Juuuuustice. 33:00 Sam thinks people should keep their kid under control. 35:50 Sam will not be nice when he gets old. 36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0509 – Thoughtcrime http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0509-thoughtcrime/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0509-thoughtcrime/#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:01:13 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0509-thoughtcrime/ On today’s show: Bad thoughts; teacher meltdown; test of the strange; corruption; counterfeit contraception; crushing disappointment; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0509-thoughtcrime/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Bad thoughts; teacher meltdown; test of the strange; corruption; counterfeit contraception; crushing disappointment; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a straight flush on the last day of the big tournament. On today's show: Bad thoughts; teacher meltdown; test of the strange; corruption; counterfeit contraception; crushing disappointment; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a straight flush on the last day of the big tournament. 00:15 Welcome to the show. 00:40 Bad thoughts. 03:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:40 Teacher meltdown. 04:45 Some kids are awful. 05:40 Well, this is not nice. 06:40 A message for all children. 07:50 This really messes with teachers. 08:40 Sam's plan is not very nice, but it may be necessary. 13:20 There's a certain strangeness here. 14:50 No one tells us anything. 15:40 The drawing test. 16:10 Gotta be honest. 17:30 Again with the fail. 20:00 Tale of the mutant. 21:15 She's not like the others. 21:45 Why we don't have nice things. 22:40 It's the corruption, stupid. 23:50 You can't help some people. You can try, but it won't work. 25:30 Oh, China. 26:30 Leaking is bad. 26:50 Pre-infected for your convenience. 29:00 How things work in corporations. 32:15 How you know your man is a keeper. 32:30 Sam was, in fact, disappointed. 34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:59 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0508 – The Fix http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0508-the-fix/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0508-the-fix/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 14:27:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0508-the-fix/ On today’s show: Kim soul; ringshprunkel; fixit Kim; Kim goes government; votes for sale; Guns for Jesus; soulmates;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0508-the-fix/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim soul; ringshprunkel; fixit Kim; Kim goes government; votes for sale; Guns for Jesus; soulmates;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it reaches all the right spots. 00:15 Put some soul into it, Kim. On today's show: Kim soul; ringshprunkel; fixit Kim; Kim goes government; votes for sale; Guns for Jesus; soulmates;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it reaches all the right spots. 00:15 Put some soul into it, Kim. 01:00 Democracy is over. 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Sam defines ringshprunkels. 02:50 Every year. For three weeks. 03:50 Sam is scared of Kim Fixit. 04:40 The door is an issue. 05:15 Duct tape is good for everything. 06:30 People are surprised when Joe Average knows something. 07:45 Why the repairmen don't want you to know this stuff. 08:45 THis part was easy. 09:10 Easy connectors are not easy. 10:10 Kim uses orc magic. 11:30 Sneezing - TO DEATH. 12:00 Kim gets into the government game. 13:20 Why Sam is not in city government. 14:00 Sam can cure your dragon problems, though. 15:00 Video game issues. 15:40 Sweet, just sell those votes. 16:45 Not so nice court. 17:50 Fine, we'll just be a Corporatocracy. 19:20 Whoa, Kim, easy. 20:00 People are stupid, which is why our country is doomed. 20:30 Guns for Jesus. 21:30 This may not be quite as bad an idea as people thought. 22:35 Magic will protect you. 23:15 Let's be inclusive. 24:10 Sam has  . . . odd tastes. 24:30 I don't think you understand what a soulmate is. 25:15 Some people need to know their roles. 26:20 Check your chicks. 27:00 The truth hurts. And it is legal. 28:15 Again. Check your chicks. 29:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0507 – Service http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0507-service/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0507-service/#comments Mon, 25 Jan 2010 15:01:17 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0507-service/ On today’s show: Restaurant from hell; sick Macbook; how to live a lot longer; the Swinesulin flu; hamster incentives;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0507-service/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Restaurant from hell; sick Macbook; how to live a lot longer; the Swinesulin flu; hamster incentives;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - probably won't save you from the zombie invasion. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, On today's show: Restaurant from hell; sick Macbook; how to live a lot longer; the Swinesulin flu; hamster incentives;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - probably won't save you from the zombie invasion. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people of earth. 00:30 Do not do this. 01:00 Two things that were very different. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Kim is not really as mean as you might think. 03:00 The restaurant from hell. 04:00 Well, it looks good. 04:25 If you don't speak my language, how can you explain things to me? 05:30 We know our noodles. Don't try and trick us. 06:10 Your labeling - it is not right. 06:45 This is when we should have left. 07:30 Well, that's not right. 08:30 Why would you think the ice water would be an improvement? 10:00 Almost hurling. 10:30 Maybe desert will be better. 11:15 This is a bad, bad sign. 11:50 People suck, which is why this does not work. 12:30 A decision is made. 13:30 You really need to think about things, restaurateur. 14:40 Why doesn't anyone else complain? 15:00 Sam's Macbook gets sick. 16:30 This is the strangest damn thing. 17:30 Oh, Apple Genius, please save me. 19:00 Kim just likes the box. 20:00 This is Sam's plan. It is not necessarily a good plan. 20:10 How to live a lot longer. 21:10 Companies are trying to kill us. 21:45 The doctor made a big deal out of this, apparently for a good reason. 22:30 You would think this is a good idea. 22:45 Thanks for the well wishes, Barbara. 23:45 Kim issues a challenge. Then Sam one-ups her. 24:15 No children were ever in danger. Okay, maybe a few. Or a lot. 25:00 Okay, that might not have been safe. 25:45 Just saying it wasn't a danger doesn't actually make it safe. 27:15 Nah, this is just the right time. 27:45 The special list is not for the right people. 28:30 Possibly the worst mom ever. 29:35 This is a little extreme, lady. 30:15 This is how to make a serial killer. And not the good kind. 31:00 These kids are fine. 32:00 Thing 3 gets in trouble. 32:40 Kim takes her homework very seriously. 33:40 Little mistakes that cause big problems. 34:50 Rogue lizard. 35:20 Go natural predators, go. 36:10 Outside cats are cool, but dangerous. 36:45 Punishment. 36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0506 – Dumberrific http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0506-dumberrific/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0506-dumberrific/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:54:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0506-dumberrific/ On today’s show:  24 – Sam loves it; Kim wants to talk; haircut; terror tourism; chill out people; startled gun nut; teasers; call us – 214.267.9899

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0506-dumberrific/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  24 - Sam loves it; Kim wants to talk; haircut; terror tourism; chill out people; startled gun nut; teasers; call us - 214.267.9899 - - 00:00 Theme music - sounds so good, yet so wrong. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. On today's show:  24 - Sam loves it; Kim wants to talk; haircut; terror tourism; chill out people; startled gun nut; teasers; call us - 214.267.9899 00:00 Theme music - sounds so good, yet so wrong. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. 00:45 Some bad things on 24. 03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 03:30 Kim decides we need to talk. 05:00 Sam can't help it - he sucks at some things. 05:50 Some bathrooms are not convenient when it comes to toilet paper refills. 07:00 Sam gets a haircut. 08:00 Kim tries to learn. 08:45 This is a horrible portent. 09:20 Why Sam likes some places. 09:45 This is what it is. 10:20 The devil has better things to do. I promise. 11:30 Television preachers are not good about the news. 12:50 This is probably not a true story. 14:50 Sorry, Haiti. 15:30 Wow, that's sensitive. 15:50 This is, indeed, what the future will look like. 16:50 What's that smell? 17:50 Why do people have to be so awful? 19:50 Lock and load - for the future. 20:30 Who cares if we don't leave? Your life will not be worse, Haitians. 21:30 Someone should drink that bath water. 22:10 What are these pictures, soldiers? 23:30 Porn for some is not necessarily porn of rall of us. 25:10 Whoa, startling. 26:30 There is more to this story. Seriously. 27:00 Get away from the river! 27:40 Sam plans for adventure. 28:00 Kim's lanterns. 28:50 A little teaser for the future. 29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0505 – Wrongness http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0505-wrongness/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0505-wrongness/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:43:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0505-wrongness/ On today’s show: Strange behavior, a text message, cleaning the van; mutant ear; bed warmers; bad science, idiot tweeters; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0505-wrongness/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Strange behavior, a text message, cleaning the van; mutant ear; bed warmers; bad science, idiot tweeters; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Ah, theme music. We never tire of your refrain. 00:15 Welcome back, On today's show: Strange behavior, a text message, cleaning the van; mutant ear; bed warmers; bad science, idiot tweeters; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. We never tire of your refrain. 00:15 Welcome back, you know you want to be our friend. 00:30 Why would anyone do this? 02:00 A text message from a listener intrigues Kim. 02:45 Sam, really, is not a giant. 03:20 No, this was not a hobo illness. 03:50 People really do expect more out of Kim. 04:40 Warning - Kim can be very passive aggressive. 05:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 05:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 06:20 No car should smell of dead hoboes. 07:20 A sure sign you are not cleaning enough.19 10:00 Useless. 12:30 Totally useless. 13:00 What kind of an idiot does this? 13:50 Banished. 14:15 There are some things you can't forgive. 14:50 He's not that smart. Seriously. 15:40 He will never eat here again. 16:15 Things that are weird about Kim. 16:50 Has this ever happened to anyone else? 17:30 Kim gets very tired. 18:30 Well, that's not right. 19:50 Oh, that's not good. 20:30 Do not fold your ear, wierdo. 21:20 Okay, this idea is just creepy. 22:30 Sam's idea is better for everyone. Seriously. 23:40 Electric blankets are not safe. Seriously. 24:15 Thanks, scientists. Asswipes. 24:30 Sorry, we were wrong. Our bad. 25:15 Do your science better. 26:30 Eat animals. You will love their tasty flesh. 27:20 Yes, the correct term for multiple stones is a 'gang'. 28:15 Do not mess with the Dexter. 29:20 You do not even have a real job. Seriously. 30:00 Hypocrite alert. 31:00 Get better Michael C Hall. 31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0504 – Consumption http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0504-consumption/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0504-consumption/#comments Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:22:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0504-consumption/ On today’s show; Gamer tags; games, Walgreens candy; the animal; faux AIDS; a bad smell; bad menu; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0504-consumption/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show; Gamer tags; games, Walgreens candy; the animal; faux AIDS; a bad smell; bad menu; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - may just stop a terrorist attack. 00:15 Welcome back, people. Pick your gamer tag. On today's show; Gamer tags; games, Walgreens candy; the animal; faux AIDS; a bad smell; bad menu; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - may just stop a terrorist attack. 00:15 Welcome back, people. Pick your gamer tag. 01:50 Sam is not a nice man in most games. 02:30 This should be an option in life, as well. 03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Everyone got scared away. 05:00 An urgent need for gum. 06:30 There is some weird candy at Walgreens. 10:30 Who needs this? Seriously. 11:40 Ah, now we get to the flavor of the thing. 14:00 Fighting is not fun after a certain age. 16:00 The quest for gummy bears. 18:00 Never enough. 18:40 Wow, that's not nice. 19:20 The punishment really should fit the crime. 20:20 Stop doing it wrong, protesters. 21:20 Apparently it is a trick question. 22:30 Signs of the end times. 23:15 They can afford to do it, because they live at home. 23:50 Do not worship your corporate masters. They sort of suck. 24:30 Why are you eating it if it smells bad? 26:30 Eh, it's a minor problem. Don't worry. Really. 27:45 There needs to be some responsibility here. 31:30 Sam has a plan. 31:50 A poor menu choice. 33:20 This isn't really that special. 34:20 It doesn't have to make sense. 35:05 It's not for us to decide. 36:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:10 Another reason we can't have nice things. 38:37 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0503 – Stumblebums http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0503-stumblebums/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0503-stumblebums/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:53:45 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0503-stumblebums/ On today’s show: The masked comic; dollhouse spoilers; eyejury; branch attack; faceplant; school controls; trading up; repoman; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0503-stumblebums/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The masked comic; dollhouse spoilers; eyejury; branch attack; faceplant; school controls; trading up; repoman; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - not quite as good as barbecue. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. On today's show: The masked comic; dollhouse spoilers; eyejury; branch attack; faceplant; school controls; trading up; repoman; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - not quite as good as barbecue. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:30 Sam gets his own show. 01:00 Sam refuses to wear a mask. 02:00 Dollhouse no longer makes any sense. Oh, and spoilers. 02:45 Wait, that makes too much sense. 03:30 Sorry, Joss, you are no longer on the list. 03:45 Epic intro. 03:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:50 The eye danger. 05:50 Sam the abuser. 06:30 Bacon is the key to love. 07:15 There are some good sides to this. Not many, but some. 08:00 There is no escape. 08:40 Walking can be deadly around these parts. 10:15 Branch attack. 11:15 Thorned. 13:25 Faceplant. 14:10 Some faceplants are worse than others. 15:25 Sam is concerned about his family. 16:00 Doctors are not always as smart as they want to pretend they are. 16:45 Smackage is the key to happiness. 17:10 Texas will decide what you learn in school. 17:40 Can we just be fair? 19:00 There are problems with both sides. 19:45 The problem with the school board being made of conservatives. 21:45 How we judge papers. 22:15 Trading up. 22:50 You're probably not a great person if you can't buy a gun. 23:50 Too many people. Period. 24:35 Stupid opinions - try not to have them. 25:00 Let's just have a basic culling. 26:00 yOu wouldn't miss them. Trust us. 26:30 Super repo. 27:20 This is almost never a surprise. Really. 28:00 This is what would actually happen. 28:30 Sam was totally listening. Totally. 30:00 Conflicting feelings. 32:01 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0502 – Roid Rage http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0502-roid-rage/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0502-roid-rage/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:58:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0502-roid-rage/ On today’s show: Roman numerals; learning to ride; hands of doom; roidiots; Olympics; ancient meat; bad news; musical numbers; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0502-roid-rage/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Roman numerals; learning to ride; hands of doom; roidiots; Olympics; ancient meat; bad news; musical numbers; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will not protect you from sneezes. 00:30 Sam sneezes. I warned you. On today's show: Roman numerals; learning to ride; hands of doom; roidiots; Olympics; ancient meat; bad news; musical numbers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will not protect you from sneezes. 00:30 Sam sneezes. I warned you. 01:00 Roman numerals were too confusing for words. 02:40 No one is this interested. 02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Kim, get over the feet issue. 04:30 A throwback of awesome. 05:20 Don't teach your kid to ride a bike like this. 06:25 Sam was really not a nice kid. 07:00 I mean, really not a nice kid. 07:45 Bikes are faster than running. 08:30 And this is how kids die. 09:10 The correct response to a near-death experience. 11:00 The fungal hand of doom. 12:00 This was beyond nasty. 12:40 Doctors, your job, please to be doing it. 13:25 Sam still feels terrible about this. 13:45 Strep is just vile, apparently. 14:20 Apparently most tests so long that the disease will be gone by the time you get the results. 16:20 We're not doctors, why are we telling you what to do? 18:00 We'll just pump drugs into the kid until her hands return to normal. 19:15 Hulk smash! 20:00 Hey, steroids make you hit the ball harder. Who knew? 20:45 Just change the rules. 21:40 This is a pretty good sign that you are a roid freak. 23:15 Performing at this level has consequences. 24:00 The Olympics apparently start in the spring. 25:45 Underdogs are not as popular once they become superstars. 27:00 Winter Olympics are better than Summer Olympics, because they are fast. 29:15 This meat is well-aged. Really well-aged. 30:10 Why would you put your emergency food on the other side of the planet? 31:00 35 Years may be too long of a rotation schedule. 32:00 Sara Palin will now make Fox News even stupider. 34:00 Do not let this woman on the television. 34:50 Too much crazy in one place. 37:00 Some people are too stupid to have a business. Seriously. 40:00 Sometimes musical numbers are way too long. 40:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 40:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 42:08 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0501 – Lunacy http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0501-lunacy/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0501-lunacy/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:59:53 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0501-lunacy/ On today’s show:  Better off Ted; barbecue review; moontracker; computer nerd; divorce revenge; breakup; banninated; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0501-lunacy/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Better off Ted; barbecue review; moontracker; computer nerd; divorce revenge; breakup; banninated; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than an earthquake. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. On today's show:  Better off Ted; barbecue review; moontracker; computer nerd; divorce revenge; breakup; banninated; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than an earthquake. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. You know you love it. 00:25 Sometimes, the gag reel is better than the actual show. 01:00 Back to the beginning. 01:45 Money can fix problems. 02:10 There's a fix for that, too. You just have to do it. 02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 03:20 The Barbecue Review. 04:20 Sonny Bryan's Barbecue is just okay. There, we said it. 05:00 Texas Barbecue is different. 06:00 You can suggest things, but it has to be an actual barbecue restaurant. 06:50 This kid is not nice. 07:45 Not a great time to start moontracking. 08:45 Google is not mysterious, kid. 09:30 How do you draw nothing? 10:30 Weirdness at the book store. 13:30 This computer is ginormous. 14:30 This is one angry man. 15:00 Sam does not like Suze Orman. 16:15 Do not leave me or I will electrocute you. 18:00 Just let the people who don't like you go. 21:00 There is nothing good about electricity going through your body. 22:45 Kim shocks herself a lot. 25:00 The right and wrong way to break up. 27:00 This will save you some trouble, trust us. 28:00 Two tastes that taste awful together. Truly awful. 33:00 The cougar ban. 35:30 Where do you think there will be more sex? 37:15 Kim does not agree with Sam's analysis. 39:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 39:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0500 – Yeah So http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0500-yeah-so/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0500-yeah-so/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:44:47 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0500-yeah-so/ On today’s show: 500; the visit; overtime; boy bandit; girl robbers; biter; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0500-yeah-so/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: 500; the visit; overtime; boy bandit; girl robbers; biter; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music for the 500th time. 00:15 Look at that - 500 episodes. We are awesome. 01:15 A special gift for you. 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: 500; the visit; overtime; boy bandit; girl robbers; biter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music for the 500th time. 00:15 Look at that - 500 episodes. We are awesome. 01:15 A special gift for you. 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Oh, Amazon. We love you. 03:00 Thing 3 has a plan. It falls through. 03:45 Leave the house phone where you found it, kid. 04:15 This sounds familiar. 05:30 Stop freaking out quite so bad, kid. 06:40 Stop going with strangers. 07:15 No, that's not going to work. 08:40 Stranger danger! 10:15 A change at work. 11:30 Sam isn't really management material. 12:30 Oh, look at that. Time is actually money 13:50 This will not be cheap. 15:50 The weirdest rebate check. 17:00 Kim has turned a lot of guys. 17:50 This is a stick up. 20:45 Gun or not, it would probably hurt. 21:40 Thing 1 needs to be made to pay. 22:25 Girl robbers. 23:25 Sam finds out Kim's height. 25:50 Desperate people do violent things. For reals. 27:10 You never know how this is going to work out. 28:00 Biter. 29:30 These people, they are not your friends. 30:30 This is not a good look. 31:45 Just lie, CSI. 33:20 This is not a break, this is the case being solved for you. 36:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0499 – Confusion http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0499-confusion/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0499-confusion/#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:36:51 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0499-confusion/ On today’s show: Towel folding; television; the burn; ghostwatch; Lost power; Rudy the moron; kid identification; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0499-confusion/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Towel folding; television; the burn; ghostwatch; Lost power; Rudy the moron; kid identification; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - the rhythm is gonna get you. And eat your brain. On today's show: Towel folding; television; the burn; ghostwatch; Lost power; Rudy the moron; kid identification; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - the rhythm is gonna get you. And eat your brain. 00:15 Towel-folding is a marriage-ending argument. 01:30 Sam debates pulling the television plug. 02:25 Stop canceling the shows we watch. Now. 03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Amazon - you can buy stuff there. For reals. 04:00 Things we are going to try and eat. 04:45 This would make Kim sleep easier at night. 06:00 The burn that ate the world. 07:45 Sam freaks out. 09:45 A real doctor needs to be consulted. 10:50 Sam hates when people hurt themselves doing completely unnecessary things. 12:30 Pee is apparently magical. 14:30 Sam doesn't get anything nice. 15:15 The staring dude. 16:00 Murder! 17:00 Post-traumatic fear. 17:45 Homeless people have standards. 18:45 This is not the cold part of the day. 21:00 Do not mess with Lost. 23:00 Sam would be mean. 24:00 There will be no payoff for this. Seriously. 26:00 There was no plan, people. It's more mythical than the spoon. 28:30 Likable characters are important. 29:30 Wait . . . what? 31:15 Sam wants both political parties to just stop. 33:20 Kim needs to see someone get fired. 34:20 You can't just pick a guy. 35:30 Your kids will sell you out. 37:20 Someone was going to get beaten in this situation. 38:00 Sam is not really a stalker. 38:30 This is how guys get into trouble. 40:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 40:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:48 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0498 – Devour http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0498-devour/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0498-devour/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:14:14 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0498-devour/ On today’s show: Bad television; weight issues; best barbecue; exclusive dating sites; embryo overload; congressional sell out; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0498-devour/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Bad television; weight issues; best barbecue; exclusive dating sites; embryo overload; congressional sell out; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - bundle up or you'll freeze! 00:20 Kim is not very nice. On today's show: Bad television; weight issues; best barbecue; exclusive dating sites; embryo overload; congressional sell out; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - bundle up or you'll freeze! 00:20 Kim is not very nice. 00:45 Sam is dehydrating in the winter. 01:30 Stupid Television. 02:20 Well, that would make the show suddenly more popular. 03:30 Wow, an even worse show. 04:30 Eventually, every woman reaches this point. 04:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 05:00 Kim has some splainin' to do. 05:20 A public service announcement. 06:40 Oh, look, Miss Universe. She's not like you. 08:15 A quick test. 08:30 The Best Thing I Ever Ate. 09:20 When semi-local places hit the cable networks. 10:20 Fine, we're newbs. 11:00 So this is not going to be fine dining. 12:00 You can BYOB, so go ahead. 12:45 Here is your garbage can of sweet tea. 14:00 Sam's big plan. 15:15 Only hot people, sorry. 16:20 There has to be some meat, people. 17:00 Your genetic material makes your decisions. Deal. 19:00 Oh, look, you shouldn't put a hundred embryos into a woman at a time. 20:30 Some people just need to be shut down. 21:45 Who wants to be a part of this disaster. 22:40 Some people are really unpleasant. 23:20 There's a market for everything. 23:40 This niche makes no sense. 25:30 There is no sexy with the dead. 27:00 Thanks for selling out your constituents, people of Congress. 27:40 Why can't any of you get things done? 28:25 Equality - dig it? 29:20 Career politicians need to be a thing of the past. 30:45 Stop letting people buy our government. 31:25 Sam is completely healthy. Trust him. 33:40 Mind your own business, kid. 34:50 Batteries suck. 36:14 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0497 – Prankster http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0497-prankster/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0497-prankster/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 16:56:18 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0497-prankster/ On today’s show: Freezing; romance; the hat; prank calls; prank traditions; scooter disasters; prison for grandma; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0497-prankster/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Freezing; romance; the hat; prank calls; prank traditions; scooter disasters; prison for grandma; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it won't keep you from freezing to death unless you dance to it. 00:15 Welcome back, On today's show: Freezing; romance; the hat; prank calls; prank traditions; scooter disasters; prison for grandma; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it won't keep you from freezing to death unless you dance to it. 00:15 Welcome back, people of the frozen land. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Oh, noes, the lice comb. 03:45 A question about boys and girls. 04:45 This is important to our society as a whole. 06:05 Make the rules, people. The rules. 06:30 Urethra check. 08:45 Wow, it is really cold. Really cold. 09:30 Please wear a hat, child. 10:30 This is in now way less conspicuous than a hat. 11:00 Thing 3 may need some help. 12:30 Thing 3 and Kim have a science discussion. 15:00 Prank calls. 18:40 This is not much of a prank, kid. 19:00 Beware the bee jokes, listeners. 19:40 The prank tradition. 21:00 Too sweet for Sam. 22:00 You can meet people like this. It is not recommended. 23:00 This would have been a good prank. 23:10 Sam is sad and twisted sometimes. 24:00 Learn to drive your scooter. Seriously. 26:30 Kim suggests you just not drive it on the road. 28:20 Kim will walk forever. 29:00 Not the way to take care of your grandma. 32:00 Sam has mixed feelings about being old. 33:50 Kim does not get enough sleep. 34:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0496 – Date Night http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0496-date-night/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0496-date-night/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:43:32 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0486-date-night/ On today’s show: Urethra talk; steak date; zoo date; weird stuff; sports morons; Facebook fiend; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0496-date-night/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Urethra talk; steak date; zoo date; weird stuff; sports morons; Facebook fiend; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a drop of sound nectar for your ear tongue. 00:15 The blood, the pain, the horror. 00:50 More holes, On today's show: Urethra talk; steak date; zoo date; weird stuff; sports morons; Facebook fiend; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a drop of sound nectar for your ear tongue. 00:15 The blood, the pain, the horror. 00:50 More holes, less pain. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 This is a horrible, terrifying idea. 03:30 Kim has a dainty urethra. Apparently. 04:00 The good date night. 04:30 A pre-planned coupon riot. 05:40 So very tasty, so very nice. 06:35 We are not here to eat rabbit food. 08:00 This is how meat was meant to be eaten. 10:10 Does the meat cause the problems 12:30 The bad date. 13:15 There are differences in zoos. Trust us. 14:30 Treat the hippo with some respect. 16:30 Do not be mean to the snakes. 18:00 No, you cannot. Please. 18:45 Sometimes, when it's weird, it's good. Not this time. 20:30 Sneaking up on people can be fun, too. 23:20 Sports idiots. 23:50 Because this is the proper way to handle your disagreements. Morons. 25:45 How to make basketball a better game. 27:50 Facebook - it's not private. 30:10 Don't be a jerk if you're not willing to pay the price. 31:20 There's a certain amount of anonymity. 32:50 The gift Kim did not get. 35:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:41 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0495 – 2010 http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0495-2010/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0495-2010/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:13:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0495-2010/ On today’s show:  Fear; traditions broken; Kim cooks; Sam’s problem; hair today; tax rip-off; bank fraud; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0495-2010/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Fear; traditions broken; Kim cooks; Sam's problem; hair today; tax rip-off; bank fraud; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - same as it ever was. 00:15 Sam is not pleased with the beginning of 2010. 01:10 Woot? On today's show:  Fear; traditions broken; Kim cooks; Sam's problem; hair today; tax rip-off; bank fraud; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - same as it ever was. 00:15 Sam is not pleased with the beginning of 2010. 01:10 Woot? 01:30 The performers were the worst ever for this New Year's Eve. 02:20 Sam names the worst band ever. 02:55 Robin Thicke has the creepiest callouts ever. 04:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 05:00 Sam breaks tradition. 05:45 Sam doesn't ask for much. But he doesn't even get that. 06:15 The longest food preparation ever. 07:00 Ghostbusters is longer than we remember. 07:45 Kim's mind - lost. 08:10 There just aren't that many good movies. 09:15 This is pretty darned rare. 09:45 Sam is pretty good at this. Kim is really, really not. 11:20 This is kind of late to be eating. 12:12  Not a tablespoon. Seriously, that is a stupid amount. 13:30 How to make a mess. 14:20 Sam has a problem. 15:30 This is not a problem that is enjoyable. 16:20 Whew. Glad that's over. Oh, wait, no it is not. 16:45 This is why Sam asked Kim to look. 17:45 This is very tiring. 18:50 Of course, Sam is very crabby. 19:20 This has been a pretty crappy vacation for Sam. 20:05 The worst thief ever. 21:15 Stealing from these people is not nice. 21:50 This is how the world ends. Pay attention. 23:00 How to get screwed. 23:45 This is how it works here, it may be different where you are. 25:00 Your stuff, give it to me. 27:00 Sam proclaims his independence. 27:40 Bank screws up, film at 11. 28:10 Sam passes his own law. 29:30 Corporations are the problem. 30:30 Another Sam law passes. 31:30 Good advice from Kim. 34:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0494 – Remorse http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0494-remorse/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0494-remorse/#comments Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:48:33 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0494-remorse/ On today’s show: Short games; stop the breakage; computer weirdness; weird Kim; GPS liar; pellet gun justice; year in review;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0494-remorse/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Short games; stop the breakage; computer weirdness; weird Kim; GPS liar; pellet gun justice; year in review;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than a hangover. 00:15 Welcome back, listeners. On today's show: Short games; stop the breakage; computer weirdness; weird Kim; GPS liar; pellet gun justice; year in review;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than a hangover. 00:15 Welcome back, listeners. 00:50 Games are just too short these days. 01:25 This is a mystery to Sam. 02:20 Girl shirts for boys. 03:25 Here's the intro, sorry. 03:45 Look, Sam is still sick. On his vacation. Mercy, please. 05:30 The new rule. 06:40 Stop losing things, as well. 07:30 How do you break this thing? 08:25 The computer works, it's just the internet that doesn't work. 10:15 Kim rebuilds faces. 11:30 Kim makes tiny food. 12:35 Sam thought there were rules about this. 12:50 Kim is very mean, most of the time. 14:40 You kids better just chill out. 16:40 Thing 1 has no sense of cost. 18:15 Kim makes the New Years resolution for Sam. 19:00 Do not trust the GPS. It lies. 20:30 Their GPS may have been a bit of a bully. 22:25 Your GPS should at least tell you you're no longer on a real road. 22:45 Kim demands a 'safest route' feature. 23:40 Shooting your kid may or may not be considered an acceptable form of discipline. 25:30 Guns are the best Christmas present. 26:00 The kid behind the couch. 27:50 This kid was not in any danger and he wasn't really freaking out. 28:27 The worst day. 29:40 Kim had a good 2009. 30:30 Plans for 2010. 32:00 Sam doesn't feel like 2009 was really his year. 33:45 Kim is not realistic, at all. 34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0493 – Breaking http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0493-breaking/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0493-breaking/#comments Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:32:06 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0493-breaking/ On today’s show: Ninja attack; basketball groupie; death of a thousand cuts; fork you; croquet destruction; terror error; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0493-breaking/feed/ 3 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Ninja attack; basketball groupie; death of a thousand cuts; fork you; croquet destruction; terror error; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - just good, clean, fun. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love it. On today's show: Ninja attack; basketball groupie; death of a thousand cuts; fork you; croquet destruction; terror error; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - just good, clean, fun. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you love it. 00:50 Sam is not much of a ninja fighter, apparently. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 Thing 1 goes to a basketball game. 02:40 This makes no sense. 04:00 The Glee trick. 05:45 Kim bans Thing 1 from basketball games. 07:45 Such a bad idea. 08:30 Sam cuts off his own face. 10:45 Nuskin is good, but not that good. 12:05 The mutant healing factor rubs off on Sam. 13:20 And then Sam cut off his hand. 15:25 This is gross. 16:15 Kitsap freakout. 17:00 Some dude probably did smash her in the face. 17:45 You really should expect to get punched if you start stabbing. 20:25 You're not that private. You're really not. 21:45 The loser brothers make a mural. 24:55 Sam has limited skills. 26:45 Kim gets mad, easily. 28:00 Oh, look, a terror error. 28:50 This is what we expect. 30:30 Ninja swords solve everything. 31:30 Cleansing fire will also solve a lot of things. 32:50 The new way to fly. 33:45 A new motto for dealing with terrorists. 35:00 Shock collars for all. 36:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. Kim and Sam yes Episode 0492 – Biology http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0492-biology/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0492-biology/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:16:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0492-biology/ On today’s show: Poltergeists; icy danger; eating out; placenta face; pee boy; revolution calling;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0492-biology/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Poltergeists; icy danger; eating out; placenta face; pee boy; revolution calling;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a warm meat milkshake. 00:15 Welcome, poltergeists. 01:00 Kim is running on the edge. On today's show: Poltergeists; icy danger; eating out; placenta face; pee boy; revolution calling;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm meat milkshake. 00:15 Welcome, poltergeists. 01:00 Kim is running on the edge. 02:00 Stop making crappy games, people. 02:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Kim falls to her death in a parking lot. 04:00 Kim is turning Japanese. 05:45 Thing 3 proves she's her mother's daughter. 06:45 Eating out can be a pain in the ass. 08:10 Where did all of these people come from? 09:15 Let's not cram as many thieves into one spot as possible. 10:10 There are rules, douchebags. 11:05 Smear a little baby on your face. 11:40 Words like these are just there to confuse you. Trust us. 12:45 Sometimes, people have too much money. 14:00 Sam will be rich. 14:30 Stop being creepy, Japanese dudes. 15:30 This should not be your first reaction when seeing a girl you like. 16:30 You are really living dangerously if you do this. 17:00 You know what would fix this? Tape. 18:45 Things kids will believe. 19:45 This is not necessary in any way, at all. 20:30 This is how the revolution starts. 22:10 The government is not your friend. Ever. 23:30 Better to ask forgiveness, apparently. 24:20 There is only one good person in government. Seriously. 25:15 Kim prefers to remain ignorant of some things. 26:50 Sam gets political. 28:50 We will read your submissions on the air. 29:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:47 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0491 – Big Day http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0491-big-day/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0491-big-day/#comments Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:52:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0491-big-day/ On today’s show: Disease; swordplay; last-minute cancellation; Christmas miracle; tradition; gifts; a Christmas deed; danger oil; amateur turkey fryers; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0491-big-day/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Disease; swordplay; last-minute cancellation; Christmas miracle; tradition; gifts; a Christmas deed; danger oil; amateur turkey fryers; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music; not quite chestnuts roasting on an open fire. On today's show: Disease; swordplay; last-minute cancellation; Christmas miracle; tradition; gifts; a Christmas deed; danger oil; amateur turkey fryers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; not quite chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 00:15 Hear that? Sam is getting sick. 01:10 This is not how things work, people. 02:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Dragon Age - just let me get out there and kill monsters for you. 04:00 An intriguing observation. 05:20 A last minute cancellation. 05:50 Sam doesn't expect much, really. 07:15 Well, clearly you had the money. 08:50 A Christmas miracle. 11:00 Thanks, Pizza Man. 11:25 Just. Go. To. Bed. 12:00 Breaking tradition. 13:00 This kind of preparation takes time. 13:30 Games for girls tend to be crap. We don't know why. 14:10 This game will make you punch someone in your house. 15:00 The Lego Rock Band game does not rock. At all. 16:30 Swords are powerful. 19:00 Some banks are good. This one is not. 20:40 A broken promise. 21:20 Well that changes things. 22:00 The real use of the Shroud. 23:00 There's not much for presents in the local petrol station. 26:00 Someone who listens to our show has never seen Star Wars. Shocking. 26:30 This is not a drug. 29:00 Nobody needs to be suspended for this. Seriously. 29:20 Kim's surprising gift. 30:25 Kim the sniffer. 30:30 Amateur turkey fryers just make things dangerous for everyone. 31:10 This is just a horrible idea. 32:20 Stop making the fire department cranky. 33:50 This will not be good. 36:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:38 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0490 – Ticketed http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0490-ticketed/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0490-ticketed/#comments Mon, 28 Dec 2009 17:23:54 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0490-ticketed/ On today’s show: Do the nice thing; changing media; pulled over; hamventures;  fake death; dumb cab; thou shalt not; games; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0490-ticketed/feed/ 3 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Do the nice thing; changing media; pulled over; hamventures;  fake death; dumb cab; thou shalt not; games; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Welcome back to the show, people of the internet. 00:15 Yeah, On today's show: Do the nice thing; changing media; pulled over; hamventures;  fake death; dumb cab; thou shalt not; games; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Welcome back to the show, people of the internet. 00:15 Yeah, we're running a little late on posting. 01:20 Christmas eve. 02:00 This is a little too anal. 03:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Some people should not do the news alone. 05:30 Your radio station is not as popular as my podcast. Fail. 06:00 Thing 1 tries to win some tickets to a stupid concert. 06:50 When did tickets get so stupidly expensive? 08:45 So close. 09:40 Sam abuses the system. 11:25 Riding in bad weather. 12:10 Are you kidding me? 13:50 Don't ask me this kind of stuff, man. 15:30 The ham beat down. 17:10 I'm only here for one thing. Don't get confused. 18:15 Now you've broken the rules. 19:20 Easy people, it's just a coupon. 21:30 Death faker. 22:20 This doesn't seem very smart. 23:20 This is the most likely reason. 24:20 The honor system is a good idea. 24:50 This is not a trick. You are just dumb. 26:30 Don't be greedy. 27:30 Look, just don't steal. 27:45 Oh, never mind, go ahead! 29:00 Wait - this is just wrong. 30:00 Just deal with the rules your god gave you. 31:50 Stop being dumb, scientists. 33:20 This song - it's not very nice. 36:30 This game makes people punch each other. 38:10 Why Dokapon Kingdom is awesome. 38:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 39:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 40:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0489 – The Night Before http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0489-the-night-before/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0489-the-night-before/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:14:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0489-the-night-before/ On today’s show: Crazy world; cookies; heartache; disease; space monkey; out of control gamer;  call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0489-the-night-before/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Crazy world; cookies; heartache; disease; space monkey; out of control gamer;  call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - up on the rooftop. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody. You people rock. On today's show: Crazy world; cookies; heartache; disease; space monkey; out of control gamer;  call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - up on the rooftop. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, everybody. You people rock. 00:40 Things are falling apart all over. 01:00 Sam's favorite night, next to Halloween. 01:30 It's a robotic Christmas for Kim. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Kim's cookies. 03:50 Go easy on breaking tradition. 04:45 Just give me my goddamn sugar cookies, woman. 05:15 People do not have realistic expectations. 06:10 Kim's big idea. 08:10 Another use for the syringe. 09:20 Home Alone is a little different as an adult. 09:45 Thing 2 returns to the doctor. 11:15 It's called WELL CHILD. 12:45 This wait is ridiculous. 15:00 A little more info? No? Okay, thanks for nothing. 15:30 Thanks, Thing 3. 16:30 Just don't make anyone else sick. Okay? 17:30 The netti pot does work. 18:05 Don't come to my house if you're sick. 19:05 Why is this girl in my house? 19:30 Learn to tell time. 22:00 The 12 Days List. 24:50 Monkey on a mission. 26:30 Kim does not approve of monkeys and robots together. 28:50 This is not very nice. 30:11 This is REALLY not nice. 31:30 Stop egging it on if you don't want to get smacked. 32:50 Control your kid, lady. 34:35 Sam was never this bad. 36:15 x-box live discipline. 37:45 A little reminder for you. 38:00 Rock Band lego - not much rocking. 39:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 39:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. Cranberry Almond Wedges Recipe 1 17.5 oz. pkg. sugar cookie mix 1/4 tsp. almond extract 1/2 c. butter 1 c. dried cranberries ( I substituted with dried cherries) 3/4 c. sliced or chopped almonds coarse or granulated sugar 1. Preheat oven to 350F. Line a 9 x 13 pan with foil, extending the foil over the pan edges.  Set aside. 2. Place sugar cookie mix in a large bowl.  Sprinkle almond extract over mix. Using a pastry blender, cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Stir in dried cranberries (dough will be crumbly).  Press mixture firmly onto bottom of pan.  Brush top lightly with milk and sprinkle with almonds and sugar. 3. Bake in the preheated oven for 18-20 minutes or until center is set and top is lightly browned.  Cool in pan.  Using edges of foil, lift cookie out of the pan. Cut into squares.  Store at room temp for up to 2 days or freeze for up to 3 mos. Kim and Sam yes Episode 0488 – Weaklings http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0488-weaklings/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0488-weaklings/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:08:31 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0488-weaklings/ On today’s show: Drink along; 12 Days update; heart scare; dating restrictions;  instant karma; backseat love; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0488-weaklings/feed/ 4 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Drink along; 12 Days update; heart scare; dating restrictions;  instant karma; backseat love; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a warm cup of cocoa. 00:15 Welcome back, happy people. On today's show: Drink along; 12 Days update; heart scare; dating restrictions;  instant karma; backseat love; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm cup of cocoa. 00:15 Welcome back, happy people. 00:40 The drink-along: Kahlua Hazelnut, Absolut Vanilla, Coole Swann. 01:00 The 12 Days Update. 03:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:30 Morning battles. 04:45 The dreaded scoliosis check. 06:00 Let's be super-vague, because that helps. 06:50 It just never ends. 08:00 Be a little more sensitive to the needs of your students, school. 08:30 This is a little bit of a conflicting message. 09:20 These Christmas parties are always madness. 10:20 Only the school calls in the middle of the day. 10:50 Well, this is a little scary. 11:35 Well, this is not a good sign. 12:00 Sam just needs good, fair, bad. 12:45 Go straight to the ER, do not pass go. 13:50 This is pretty scary. 14:30 Great, a non-specific, painful, chest ailment. 16:00 A conscientious doctor. Perhaps TOO conscientious. 18:30 Kind of concerning. 19:50 Sam thinks he knows the secret. 20:30 You gotta ask to date. 22:00 30 is probably the real age of being an adult. 23:30 Instant Karma. 24:50 This is what happens when you wear the baggy pants. 25:50 Some styles are not at all useful. 27:50 A good job for Kim. 30:00 Way to go, officer. 30:30 This is not the best place to be having the sex. 33:00 Men do not have this filter. Sorry, ladies. 35:00 Sam would find some way to get this in the house for Kim if she asked. 36:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:50 The danger of peppermint sticks. 43:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0487 – Grinched http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0487-grinched/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0487-grinched/#comments Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:36:43 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0487-grinched/ On today’s show: A rough week; charity fail; mall extortion;  Hooters for kids; crappy care; the best story of 2009; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0487-grinched/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: A rough week; charity fail; mall extortion;  Hooters for kids; crappy care; the best story of 2009; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - tastes good! 00:30 The Grinch is about. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:05 Email us, On today's show: A rough week; charity fail; mall extortion;  Hooters for kids; crappy care; the best story of 2009; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - tastes good! 00:30 The Grinch is about. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:05 Email us, if you're old-timey - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Some of you are having a good Christmas. 03:30 Helping out the less fortunate. 04:40 Kids to the rescue. 05:15 Olive oil gives your brownies that special flavor. 05:50 You can't even show up in person to get your loots? 07:30 Buying gifts is still a little tricky. 09:20 Sometimes charities sort of suck. 11:15 It's because you suck. 12:25 This is not cool, malls. 13:10 It's not a donation if it's required. 14:10 Once you start squeezing, I start clamping down. 14:40 This is a way to raise money that Sam can get behind. 16:15 People are starting to get the picture. 17:00 Most guys would agree this would be a nice way to get in the spirit. 17:50 Let's go eat - at Hooters. 19:40 It's really not that big of a deal. 21:00 Don't be a jerk to the waitress. 22:30 Not really taking care of anything. 23:15 Just keep collecting that check. 25:45 Bodies do smell pretty funky. 26:30 Dogs will eat you. 27:50 This is a way to get yourself killed. 29:20 This is Sam's favorite story of 2009. 30:05 I got my beer, I got my dress, I got your presents. 31:30 This kid has no chance. 33:45 Kids are pretty clever. 35:55 They're also sneaky. 36:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0486 – Fingered http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0486-fingered/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0486-fingered/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:14:06 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0486-fingered/ On today’s show: Emergency; an unexpected present; the splinter; the burning sensation; surprise baby; secret rooms; the death of rock; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0486-fingered/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Emergency; an unexpected present; the splinter; the burning sensation; surprise baby; secret rooms; the death of rock; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - about what you'd expect. 00:15 Everyone likes this. On today's show: Emergency; an unexpected present; the splinter; the burning sensation; surprise baby; secret rooms; the death of rock; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - about what you'd expect. 00:15 Everyone likes this. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 No one needs to see this. 01:50 It's probably not that sensitive. 03:00 This is probably not what Kim's mom said. 03:20 How Kim hurt herself. 04:30 Kim isn't a real person. 05:30 Well, that was gross. 06:00 A good job for Thing 3. 06:40 What a kind, unusual gesture. 07:40 These are so much more annoying than they should be. 08:40 An unfortunate morning event. 09:40 This is not a great way to wake up. 11:40 Such a dumb way to get hurt. 12:35 This is called shock. 14:35 Televisions can crush kids. 15:50 Just a little more . . . splorch. 17:00 Maybe we should do this for all pregnant women. 19:10 There is a limit to all things. Trust Sam. 20:25 Thing 2 takes a stand on babies. 20:45 Why are these guys taking such long breaks? 21:45 Maintenance areas are strange and obscure. 22:45 Sam once had a secret hideout 24:05 This. Does. Not. Rock. 25:15 ABBA should respectfully decline. 26:15 Maybe you don't induct every year. 28:35 Sing Off is the worst show EVER. 29:30 Executives never understand why things are a hit. 32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:04 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0485 – Early Presents http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0485-early-presents/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0485-early-presents/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:53:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0485-early-presents/ On today’s show: Moral obligation; the 12 days; sick; charity case; party foul; weird recall; just a gun; drunk santa; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0485-early-presents/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Moral obligation; the 12 days; sick; charity case; party foul; weird recall; just a gun; drunk santa; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - will put the cheer right in you. 00:15 Better not pout. On today's show: Moral obligation; the 12 days; sick; charity case; party foul; weird recall; just a gun; drunk santa; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will put the cheer right in you. 00:15 Better not pout. 01:30 It most certainly is a moral obligation. 02:15 Sam has not been a good boy this year. 02:30 A 12 Days update. 02:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:00 This picture was good and gross. 03:20 You can now buy what Kim got. Coolness. 04:00 This is not the intended use. 05:20 Anything that vibrates will eventually be put to the wrong use. 07:00 Best television ever. 08:20 Kim is wretchedly sick. 10:50 Charity ends at home. 12:45 More options, please. I beg of you. 13:40 Not many, is the answer. 15:15 Don't mess with Sam's emotions. 16:10 This is a solvable problem. 17:15 Oh, now you need us to pay for the party, too? 18:20 In what way is this fair? 19:15 Oh, great. Thanks, losers. 20:50 Plan better, losers. 21:05 Thing 3 does some research. 23:00 Mean Santa. 23:50 Look, it's a recall, but it's cool. Reaaaaally. 26:00 Scientists, please use science. Thanks. 28:00 It's just a gun. Relax. 29:15 You guys are not cleaning very thoroughly. 30:35 Learn to park. 32:25 I'm drunk santa! 34:11 The penalty cannot be extreme enough. 35:10 Don't make Santa sad. 35:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:00 Buy stuff! 37:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0484 – Help Yourself http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0484-help-yourself/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0484-help-yourself/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:39:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0484-help-yourself/ On today’s show: Get the spirit; the tears of gross; young, dumb, broke; car texting – stupid and dangerous; door to door massages; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0484-help-yourself/feed/ 3 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Get the spirit; the tears of gross; young, dumb, broke; car texting - stupid and dangerous; door to door massages; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. No one ever suspects the theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, On today's show: Get the spirit; the tears of gross; young, dumb, broke; car texting - stupid and dangerous; door to door massages; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. No one ever suspects the theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you have it in you. 00:45 This is not, we repeat, NOT, a good idea. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:10 Thanks for using our Amazon link. 02:30 This kid is disgusting. 03:30 Fart toys, not really very funny. 03:35 Okay, this is never good 04:25 These are no words that go together. 05:30 No one else has this problem. 06:50 Sam believes in fear as the best motivator. 08:00 The pain of being dumb. 09:20 Just so you know, this offer will never, EVER be good. 10:30 Giving your credit card number over the phone = kinda dumbish. 10:50 studentaid.ed.gov 12:30 Let's be fair - the kid doesn't do anything. 13:50 Texting while driving - let's cull the herd. 15:30 A good solution. 16:30 No more cameras, Kim. 18:20 UPS trucks are definitely tippy. 19:05 Well, this is pretty Grinchy. 19:25 Nice ebay name, dude. 21:20 This kind of stuff does attract attention. 22:30 Be careful, ladies 23:10 Lingering hugs are the best kind, really. 24:45 Massage dudes are probably a little sleazy. Maybe. Probably. 26:45 Gifts Sam gives Kim she doesn't want. 27:30 What if I don't want to pay more for your ridiculous meter? 28:45 Sam goes green. 30:45 Sam is tricky on the 12 days of Christmas. 32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:51 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0483 – Battle Stations http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0483-battle-stations/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0483-battle-stations/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:50:01 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0483-battle-stations/ On today’s show: A pronouncement; the evil child; Christmas blackmail; the best website; Day 1; bread crimes; kids for phones; illegal immigration app; mall train; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0483-battle-stations/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: A pronouncement; the evil child; Christmas blackmail; the best website; Day 1; bread crimes; kids for phones; illegal immigration app; mall train; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - think of it as an early Christmas prese... On today's show: A pronouncement; the evil child; Christmas blackmail; the best website; Day 1; bread crimes; kids for phones; illegal immigration app; mall train; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - think of it as an early Christmas present. 00:15 Welcome back to the show - you know you love it. 00:20 You are now in the Christmas Spirit. Accept it, and deal with it. 01:00 Battle stations! 01:45 An unusual situation. 02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Do not panic, Sam won't do this unless you want him to. 03:00 Now Sam's feelings are hurt. 03:30 Thing 3 needs to just get this over with. 04:10 Christmas does make children insane. 04:45 This is just not a nice thing to say to anyone. 05:40 Just take your admonishment, do not talk back. 06:20 And this is just plain evil, kid. 07:50 Good thing this is just a myth. 08:50 The Christmas Blackmail. 09:45 You have to chill out, kid. 11:20 Some book learnin' for you. 12:30 When parents are dumb. 13:45 This site is a boon to cheaters and parents alike. 15:25 Day 1 of the 12 Days of Christmas. 16:30 Sam wins. Woot. 17:30 Kim slices Sam open with her toes of death. 18:50 Eat your bread! 20:40 There is a difference here. 21:25 Crime is crime. For real. 21:40 Sam's unpleasant crime example. 23:30 Oh, China. 24:45 Look, everyone has choices. 26:00 Phones are both more and less expensive than people think. 26:50 Well, this is not a very American thing to do. 28:15 This will most likely not be used as intended. 29:10 Sometimes, you get what you deserve. More or less. 31:30 Sam for governor. 33:00 Stop the madness, malls. 35:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0482 – Dead Rodent Society http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0482-dead-rodent-society/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0482-dead-rodent-society/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 16:25:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0482-dead-rodent-society/ On today’s show: Kim refuses to ride; counseling; rodenticide; face explode; rotten husband; spread the word about RWTY!; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0482-dead-rodent-society/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim refuses to ride; counseling; rodenticide; face explode; rotten husband; spread the word about RWTY!; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will never leave you. 00:30 Things are disturbing Sam. 01:00 Call us - 214.267. On today's show: Kim refuses to ride; counseling; rodenticide; face explode; rotten husband; spread the word about RWTY!; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will never leave you. 00:30 Things are disturbing Sam. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 The show - pimp it, please. 02:30 This was never a good sign in school. 03:00 Things that might disturb your teachers. 03:45 Hard to believe this kid is in fifth grade. 04:15 Ah, the magic word. 05:30 Oh, no, not the robots. 06:20 Hey, that's a good answer. 07:20 Thing 3 is a citizen of the universe. 08:10 Thing 3 goes Kanye. 09:30 Welcome to the family, Elmo and Foofoo. 11:15 Thing 3 is hard on big hamsters. 13:0 Sometimes you gotta keep stuff quiet. 14:00 These are the stupidest toys ever. 14:50 Let's not be so picky. 16:30 Don't eat that. 17:15 This is war! 17:50 This is a career-ending punishment all on its own.\ 19:45 These are not your average rats. 20:30 Thank goodness there is a site for this. 21:00 Do not mix these two things up. 22:44 Alive is still better than dead. 23:20 This is not great for your teeth, even without the explosives. 25:00 Sam really messed this up. 27:20 Most chicks will not be down with this. 28:40 Sam proposes a new website. 31:00 This is a dealbreaker, even for Sam. 31:30 Sam's horrible hypothetical question. 33:00 You can be careful, people. You really can. 34:00 Men are simple. Listen and understand. 36:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:30 Please help spread the word about the show. Please. 38:12 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0481 – Togetherness http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0481-togetherness/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0481-togetherness/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:28:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0481-togetherness/ On today’s show: Conspiracy; the giant bird; a quick trip that isn’t; wrong number; trash jobs; an incorrect survey; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0481-togetherness/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Conspiracy; the giant bird; a quick trip that isn't; wrong number; trash jobs; an incorrect survey; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. What else would we put here? 00:15 Welcome back, welcome back. On today's show: Conspiracy; the giant bird; a quick trip that isn't; wrong number; trash jobs; an incorrect survey; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. What else would we put here? 00:15 Welcome back, welcome back. 00:40 Conspiracy Theory is just a bad show. Period. 01:30 Jesse Ventura is not a crack investigator. 02:30 HAARP is pretty darn scary. 03:30 The boy needs to not come to the house right after Sam gets off work 04:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 05:50 Sam as a theme for the 12 Days of Christmas. 07:00 Kim's giant bird. 08:15 This thing has no business in the modern world. 09:30 Thanks for the new flood plain, Dallas! 11:10 Could be anything living here. 12:00 7-11 used to be the place to go if you needed something quick. 13:30 Do not eat this food. It is not good for you. 15:45 Oh, look, it's the wrong number. 17:20 You never now what the internet wants to see. 18:10 Don't judge on the internet. 19:00 You have money, figure out how to use it. 20:45 You really can't trust guys who are up to no good in the first place. 22:30 One man's trash is another man's way to feed his family. 23:50 This is a lot of tickets to go through. 25:10 Sam does not believe this survey is correct. 27:00 Once you're an adult, you kind of have other stuff to do. 28:30 Opening presents in front of people can go badly. 29:30 Getting a scalp for Christmas is not nice. 32:20 Something you could do to help. 33:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0480 – Insecurity http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0480-insecurity/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0480-insecurity/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:31:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0480-insecurity/ On today’s show: Libations; Thing 1 and graduation; free dress day; fat-stealing retraction; blatant stealing; candy thief; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0480-insecurity/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Libations; Thing 1 and graduation; free dress day; fat-stealing retraction; blatant stealing; candy thief; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - so warm and fuzzy on a winter's day. 00:15 Mmm, Berry Rumpleminz. On today's show: Libations; Thing 1 and graduation; free dress day; fat-stealing retraction; blatant stealing; candy thief; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so warm and fuzzy on a winter's day. 00:15 Mmm, Berry Rumpleminz. 01:00 Kim likes some things too much. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:30 Thing 1 flips out. 04:30 Thanks for the lack of counseling, counselor. 05:10 Way to screw your students, school. 06:25 There is this thing, it's called grandfathering . . . 07:40 You don't get to the good part of high school until the last couple of quarters. 09:00 Free dress day throw down. 09:45 It's not so much style as it is raw color. 10:30 Way to go, teacher 11:45 Some of these kids are far, far worse. 13:15 Please to not be making our kid insane. 14:45 Punishing kids for no reason turns them into monsters. 15:00 Fat-stealing retraction. 16:15 No, we are not fact checking. 19:00 This is not true. 19:15 How many of these things do you really need to steal? 21:20 Sam wants to return to smoking. 22:30 Condoms are not as much fun as you think. 24:40 We would have fixed this if we could. Trust me. 25:20 Candy thief. 26:05 These are not good things to steal. 27:30 Be careful, people. Just be careful. 29:20 Stop freaking out every time you see a police officer. 30:50 Bust the scooter riders. 33:00 Kim, please stop being gross. 33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:00 The Tiger solution. 40:00 We will never speak of this again. 42:06 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0479 – Winterish http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0479-winterish/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0479-winterish/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:26:41 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0479-winterish/ On today’s show: Thanks for the texts!; Winter in TX; hobo Kim; bad parents; exploding elf; minathreats; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0479-winterish/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Thanks for the texts!; Winter in TX; hobo Kim; bad parents; exploding elf; minathreats; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:20 Special thanks to Kim for not shoving the note in Sam's face. On today's show: Thanks for the texts!; Winter in TX; hobo Kim; bad parents; exploding elf; minathreats; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:20 Special thanks to Kim for not shoving the note in Sam's face. 00:25 So cold. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Kim is a texting fool - thanks guys! 02:45 We don't ask much. Seriously. 03:30 When you buy through our Amazon link, we all win. 04:00 Winter - it sucks in TX. 05:00 Kim is torturous when it comes to icy hands. 06:00 Another thing Kim needs for Christmas. 07:00 Kim has a great idea. 08:20 The children are not using their beds properly. 09:00 Stop taking all the blankets, kids. 09:30 Thing 3 earns her stripes. 10:15 Kim the hobo. 11:25 Sam is dumb about the pool. He really is. 13:30 Smallest hands in the world. 15:45 This is exceptionally rude. 17:00 At least there's nothing alive in it. 17:10 Let's try and keep our enthusiasm in check, people. 17:40 Just leave them at home next time. Seriously. 19:40 Greeters are good for something after all. 20:50 Sam is going to start giving parenting advice. 22:10 This is not a funny joke. 25:00 Sorry, no more churches here. 25:45 There are rules. 26:50 It's like an HOA from hell. 29:15 Switzerland is not as nice as you would think. 30:30 This is shockingly awful. 32:50 This is excessive. 33:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:24 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0478 – Smooth Moves http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0478-smooth-moves/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0478-smooth-moves/#comments Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:40:57 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0478-smooth-moves/ On today’s show: Christmas decorations; traditions; Night Ranger; gingers; boy in the closet; the milk man; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0478-smooth-moves/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Christmas decorations; traditions; Night Ranger; gingers; boy in the closet; the milk man; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - It's just so very good 00:30 A fate worse than death. 00:45 Sam comes up with a cure. On today's show: Christmas decorations; traditions; Night Ranger; gingers; boy in the closet; the milk man; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - It's just so very good 00:30 A fate worse than death. 00:45 Sam comes up with a cure. 01:15 Beware the meat slinky. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Glitter explosion. 03:30 The worst part of the strip club. 04:00 This is red. 04:30 Kim's vision. 05:30 Interesting. But not good. 06:30 There is, in fact, a pink overload. 07:15 The boy is spoiled. Stupidly spoiled. 08:15 Ridiculous. 09:00 What girls do. 09:30 Thing 3 teaches Kim to dance. 10:15 This is not something anyone needs to know. 10:50 Hoedown Throwdown - I think the name says it all. 11:50 Kim breaks the dance. 12:00 Rock Band just got more awesome. 12:48 This song really only had a few words. 13:30 And now Kim gets mad. Really mad. 14:20 Sorry, Gingers. 15:15 12-year-old boys are stupidiots. 16:30 Again. Sorry, gingers. 17:15 This is why some people are redheads. 18:45 Beware the Google. 19:10 And now it's time to kill people. 19:50 Wow, those eyes are shocked. 21:00 You're 19. Try harder. 22:15 One man with a dream . . . 22:45 This is dedication. 23:50 How viking babies are born. 24:30 Just trust me. 26:30 Vikings would be so sad. 27:20 Sam has limitations. 28:00 The plan. 28:58 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0477 – Fakers http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0477-fakers/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0477-fakers/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:15:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0477-fakers/ On today’s show: Final notice; ecommerce failure; trip rules; scammers; dedicated, but stupid, employees;  the mean wife; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0477-fakers/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Final notice; ecommerce failure; trip rules; scammers; dedicated, but stupid, employees;  the mean wife; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will rock your soul. 00:15 Welcome back, we're adults. I promise. On today's show: Final notice; ecommerce failure; trip rules; scammers; dedicated, but stupid, employees;  the mean wife; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will rock your soul. 00:15 Welcome back, we're adults. I promise. 00:45 Kim's computer is filled with horrible fail. 01:00 Sam plans to offend a certain group of people. 01:40 This is probably not you. But if it is, you have it coming. 02:00 Texting us works just fine. 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Learn to work, IT departments of the world. 06:00 You refreshers are not helping matters. 07:10 Don't just give up, people. 07:30 Ah, the bad old days. 09:00 The new rule for trips. 09:50 It's not a choice, Kim. 11:00 The scam. 11:50 Why are you screaming, kid? 13:50 A collision occurs. 15:00 Don't help the big ones up. 15:45 No one really wants to see this. 16:30 Keep your annoying little kids at home. For real. 18:15 A dedicated employee. 20:00 People do take this kind of crap seriously. 22:10 Car scammer. 23:00 Stop preying on the old. 25:20 A car company Sam hates. 26:20 Sam approves of obsolescence. 27:45 Look, she's really, really mean. 29:45 Just lie, it's easier. 31:40 A disgusting use of sugar. 32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:22 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0476 – The Spirit http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0476-the-spirit/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0476-the-spirit/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:54:41 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0476-the-spirit/ On today’s show: Kim gets in Sam’s face; the Christmas tree;  true devotion; Facebook betrayal; SEAL punch; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0476-the-spirit/feed/ 2 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim gets in Sam's face; the Christmas tree;  true devotion; Facebook betrayal; SEAL punch; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music is the best. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 This is not helpful. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.989... On today's show: Kim gets in Sam's face; the Christmas tree;  true devotion; Facebook betrayal; SEAL punch; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music is the best. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 This is not helpful. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Sam is denied. 03:00 The video veto. 04:30 The light search. 05:30 Tying up ornaments is exhausting. 06:00 Some days are just too long. 07:15 Where is the Christmas spirit this year? 08:45 Thing 1's Christmas plans. 11:50 This is real devotion. 13:15 The love tunnel. 14:00 Sam's plan. 15:30 The strange dairy. 18:00 Facebook can screw you over. 21:25 When Facebook goes wrong. 22:00 Navy SEALs do some punching. 25:30 Once you unleash the trained killers, don't be surprised when people are punched. 27:00 Accidents happen. 28:30 Sam is lazy. Sorry. 28:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:38 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0475 – The Day http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0475-the-day/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0475-the-day/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:09:10 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0475-the-day/ On today’s show: Sleepless shopping; Gnome Chompski; infrared turkey; tension; into the breach; kid trunk; security issues; witch hunt; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0475-the-day/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sleepless shopping; Gnome Chompski; infrared turkey; tension; into the breach; kid trunk; security issues; witch hunt; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music, so nice you'll think it's Christmas. 00:45 Sam buys his own presents. On today's show: Sleepless shopping; Gnome Chompski; infrared turkey; tension; into the breach; kid trunk; security issues; witch hunt; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music, so nice you'll think it's Christmas. 00:45 Sam buys his own presents. 01:50 Sleep is pointless. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Thank you, Alton Brown. 03:15 Brining a turkey is a little unnerving. 04:00 Kim's tiny cup. 05:30 Why are thermometers so worthless? 06:15 A tense Thanksgiving dinner. 07:00 Sam prepares to punch. 08:00 A good holiday. 09:00 Thing 1 holds the boy's fate in her hand. 10:00 Get ready to shop. 11:30 Fry's is on top of things for once. 12:15 Line ninjas. 12:40 By kids, we mean late teens. Sam is old. 14:00 Super fast. 15:00 Shopping in Kohl's. 16:00 Some people are chickens. 17:25 Don't be a sissy. 18:00 Kim brings her own cart to Wal-mart. 19:40 The GP is not a 'hot' item, it's an item everyone will have on sale. 21:20 Kim gets crashed. 22:30 No one even cares anymore. 24:00 Line jumping will get you killed. 27:30 The trunk is not a place for your kids. 28:50 What did you need from a sailing shop? 30:40 Way to go, security 32:00 Announcing your intentions. 33:30 Weapons aren't necessary. 35:30 He's a witch. Burn him. 39:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 40:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 41:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0474 – Tradition http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0474-tradition/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0474-tradition/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:15:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0474-tradition/ On today’s show: Family presents; pet death; L4D2; Thing 3 reads; scary vegetables; santa security; ban the red; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0474-tradition/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Family presents; pet death; L4D2; Thing 3 reads; scary vegetables; santa security; ban the red; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Louder. Stronger. Better. 00:15 So how did your Black Friday go? On today's show: Family presents; pet death; L4D2; Thing 3 reads; scary vegetables; santa security; ban the red; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Louder. Stronger. Better. 00:15 So how did your Black Friday go? You'll notice we didn't post it on Black Friday. 00:45 We did, in fact, go. 01:15 Sam makes a plan. 01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 There's nothing wrong with this tradition. 02:30 Sam's side business. 03:00 The frog. 03:40 Sam hates these frogs, they are so gross. 04:30 Death by negligence. 05:00 Various stages of death. 05:50 Beware the Jesus Frog. 06:45 These are some low-maintenance animals. 07:30 Left 4 Dead 2. Thing 2 gives it a thumbs up. 08:30 Boobs do not make zombies sexy. 09;30 Sam's holiday tradition breaks things. 10:45 People need to learn how to play games. 11:35 Thing 3 finally becomes a reader. 12:50 Restricting children from reading is never good. 13:40 Slow readers make life hell for other students. 14:20 Any suggestions? 15:20 Being a bit character is not good for your health. 15:30 Vegetables are scarrrry. 16:30 Sam would like to have fewer dietary limitations. 17:20 Kim will eat most anything. 18:20 Green olives are not the same as green peppers. 20:00 Parents can make kids picky eaters. 21:20 Sometimes food just gets worn out. 22:40 Sorry, kids. 23:50 Let's handle this properly. 25:00 Normally people do not think thoughts like this. 26:00 Only one red hat allowed. 27:00 Even the big parades have multiple santa suits. 27:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 27:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 28:35 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0473 – Tagged http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0473-tagged/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0473-tagged/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:29:13 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0473-tagged/ On today’s show: Lateness; bad Sam; legally stealing; fat thieves; basement of bones; no more homework; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0473-tagged/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Lateness; bad Sam; legally stealing; fat thieves; basement of bones; no more homework; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Whoops, we're a little late with this one. Please enjoy the show anyway. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: Lateness; bad Sam; legally stealing; fat thieves; basement of bones; no more homework; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Whoops, we're a little late with this one. Please enjoy the show anyway. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Sam is too busy, and it makes a terrible partner. 03:20 Why Sam is a bad partner. 04:50 A full brain makes for a bad husband. 06:30 Sam takes the fall for this one. 08:20 Sometimes, ordering online does not work the way you think it will. 09:20 No one believe this, anyway. 10:45 Google is full of instructions on breaking the law. 11:30 There is a shocking LACK of ball bearings in this thing. 12:00 This pin is the most dangerous part of the whole thing. 12:50 Whoops. 14:00 This is kind of easy to clean up for a deterrent. 15:00 Oh, Peru. 15:45 Please don't be real, please don't be real. 16:30 It's made of people. Very small people. 18:30 Just trying to make a buck, lady. Just trying to make a buck. 19:10 These are bones. In the corner. 20:00 Horror movies will teach you that this is just wrong. WRONG. 21:00 Surely, there are rules about this. 22:00 They will take your stuff. For sure. 23:20 Too much homework is not good. 24:25 This is probably a little much to expect of 3rd graders. 27:35 Some kids cannot be reasoned with. 29:15 Homework may, in fact, be more trouble than it is worth. 31:30 Never stop learning, people. Never. 32:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0472 – The Bums http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0472-the-bums/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0472-the-bums/#comments Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:20:19 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0742-the-bums/ On today’s show: Fakers; Black Haus; bum attack; meat sales; spitters; science liars; bad girlfriend; motorcycle mishap; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0472-the-bums/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Fakers; Black Haus; bum attack; meat sales; spitters; science liars; bad girlfriend; motorcycle mishap; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music; better than a giblet. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, fake bums. On today's show: Fakers; Black Haus; bum attack; meat sales; spitters; science liars; bad girlfriend; motorcycle mishap; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; better than a giblet. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, fake bums. 00:45 Bums and hobos are not the same. Hobos are awesome, bums suck. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. Now with 100% more Kim! 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Everyone is begging money right now. 02:40 How bums ruin things. 03:40 The bridge of bums. 04:30 You don't look like a bum. 06:30 Fine, don't take me up on my offer. 07:40 Kim defends the bums. 08:40 Kim gets accosted. 10:00 Buy my  meat, lady. 12:00 Thing 3's bubble. 12:45 Look, I just need your spit . . . 14:30 Kim cannot spit. 16:30 Kid fines. 17:30 Scientists may not be telling you the truth, you know. 19:30 Spin, spin, spin. 21:30 Sam never gets the credit he deserves. 22:10 A small number of people can ruin the world. For reals. 22:30 This is the worst girlfriend in the world. 23:30 Sometimes girls can't be honest about breaking up. 24:50 This guy just wants a normal life, that's all. 26:30 Some people are just mean. 29:20 Sam nearly wrecks his motorcycle, while it's standing still. 30:50 Sam has his priorities straight. 31:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. Kim and Sam yes Episode 0471 – Christmas Countdown http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0471-christmas-countdown/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0471-christmas-countdown/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:56:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0471-christmas-countdown/ On today’s show:  Bad husband; Japanese art; the tree; Kim’s machine; misleading charity; outlawed marriage, the hit; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0471-christmas-countdown/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Bad husband; Japanese art; the tree; Kim's machine; misleading charity; outlawed marriage, the hit; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it's the best. 00:25 A new Christmas tradition. 01:00 Christmas shopping preparation... On today's show:  Bad husband; Japanese art; the tree; Kim's machine; misleading charity; outlawed marriage, the hit; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's the best. 00:25 A new Christmas tradition. 01:00 Christmas shopping preparations. 02:00 Why Sam is a bad husband. 02:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 04:00 Sam's oil change experience. 05:45 Rigid options that don't really help anyone. 06:45 Kim throws out the hex. 07:00 Kim turns Japanese. 08:00 Playing with silicone. 08:40 Are you able to translate for Kim? Let us know. 09:30 Craft supplies are just too expensive. 11:15 Kim's tree. 12:40 Where do strippers get their glitter? 13:50 Kim the heckler. 15:30 Kim makes a mess. 16:45 Sam runs out of patience. 17:50 Tree placement. 19:30 Kim's machine. 23:20 Why ebay sucks. 25:50 Well, this is a little misleading. 27:20 Charities aren't all that great to begin with. 28:30 Sam takes a stand. 30:50 Nice move, Texas. 34:50 Teacher's greatest hit. 36:00 You can't just ask any old person to do this. 40:00 Bad things happen when you look like a zombie. 45:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0470 – Mystery Meat http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0470-mystery-meat/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0470-mystery-meat/#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:56:47 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0470-mystery-meat/ On today’s show: Come on, vacation; publishing; terrible parent; saying no to the child; NormanPrime; dead deer; deathball; cannibal attack; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0470-mystery-meat/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Come on, vacation; publishing; terrible parent; saying no to the child; NormanPrime; dead deer; deathball; cannibal attack; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Ah, theme music. Almost worth the pain. 00:15 Welcome back, people of apathy. On today's show: Come on, vacation; publishing; terrible parent; saying no to the child; NormanPrime; dead deer; deathball; cannibal attack; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. Almost worth the pain. 00:15 Welcome back, people of apathy. We feel your suffering. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. This number now goes to Kim. But we cut off about 10pm CT. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Publishing is ruined. Damnit. 03:50 The truth about vampires. 05:00 The truth about rogues. 06:30 A terrible parent. 08:30 This bird does not exist. 10:30 3-wheelers and 4-wheelers are only kind of safe. 12:00 This makes it hard to tell your kids no. 12:45 An adult conversation with a child. 13:50 We never had this discussion, kid. We did not. 15:00 We don't really know you people. 16:00 I can't even trust you to drive, kid. 17:00 There's no way you can make this safe. You cannot. 17:40 Why would you think this would work, kid? 20:00 Welcome, new listener, NormanPrime. 21:00 This is just disgusting. 21:45 Landfills aren't the place for dead beasts. 23:00 Just think ahead, people. 24:00 The smell of death is strong. 24:30 Dodgeball - with hard, hard balls. 25:50 Kim's aim is not good. 27:25 This is not a game for everyone. 28:45 So . . . hungry . . . 30:20 We're not going to talk about the leftovers. 31:20 Human bacon. 33:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:36 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0469 – Scrimping http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0469-scrimping/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0469-scrimping/#comments Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:33:51 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0469-scrimping/ On today’s show:  Scavengers; hoarding; freecycling; age of ruin; Cinderella in China; sex scavenging; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0469-scrimping/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Scavengers; hoarding; freecycling; age of ruin; Cinderella in China; sex scavenging; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Ah, theme music. How we cherish you. 00:15 Sam can't remember the episode numbers. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show:  Scavengers; hoarding; freecycling; age of ruin; Cinderella in China; sex scavenging; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. How we cherish you. 00:15 Sam can't remember the episode numbers. 00:35 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Do not buy a used XBOX 360 anytime soon. 02:30 Coin scavenging. 03:50 Woot, a $10 bonus. 04:15 Proper tools for scavenging. 05:10 Thing 3, the math savant when it comes to money. 06:10 Kim is NOT a hoarder. Seriously. 07:20 Why you need to keep stuff cleaned up, at least a little bit. 08:00 Sam can focus with laser-like intensity. 09:30 Kim works as hard as Sam. 11:00 Three car garage that you can't even walk in? That's no good, at all. 11:30 Oh, freecyclers. You are so wacky. 12:45 Why are you people asking these kind of retarded questions? 13:25 It's free, stop asking questions. 15:00 People, seriously? 16:30 Giving away money can draw a crowd. Who knew? 17:40 Welcome to the age of ruin, people. 19:40 Black Friday - deadly or fun? 21:00 This will be very dangerous. 22:50 This will keep people away from you. 23:00 Cinderella in China. 25:00 This will not end well. At all. 26:30 Sam's new sitcom idea. 27:00 Look, I'm short on minutes, shorty. 28:30 Kim refuses to play along. 30:30 Creepy phone calls. 31:00 Realizing you've outgrown a friend. 32:10 This is why 911 hates you 33:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0468 – Well Being http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0468-well-being/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0468-well-being/#comments Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:37:39 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0468-well-being/ On today’s show: Overworked; Bug; parenting crisis; garlic grotesquerie; good luck charms; awesome science; call us 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0468-well-being/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Overworked; Bug; parenting crisis; garlic grotesquerie; good luck charms; awesome science; call us 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than 25 day work week, that's for sure. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. On today's show: Overworked; Bug; parenting crisis; garlic grotesquerie; good luck charms; awesome science; call us 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than 25 day work week, that's for sure. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. 00:50 Sam is at the edge. 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Stress will kill you. 04:00 A move anti-recommendation. 04:20 A message to hot chicks. 05:00 The truth is, Sam is lazy. 05:45 A terrible parenting crisis. 06:50 The great contribution becomes not-so-great. 09:00 Why would anyone disturb my meal for this news? 09:50 How did the kid fool us for so long? 10:40 The root of the problem. 11:55 Assert yourself. 13:20 Sometimes, Telaparent works. Sometimes. Rarely. 14:30 This is not a good thing, scatterbrain. 17:15 Sam clearly doesn't get it. 18:50 Check your kids grades. 19:30 Kim's grotesque dietary experiments. 23:30 Garlic demand. 24:30 Good luck charms only come from rabbits. It's true. 26:10 Good life lessons for kids and grownups alike. 27:10 Just leave it alone. 27:40 Sam is not nice. 28:50 We have better things to do. 31:00 Thanks, science. 32:30 Proof that Kim hates Sam. 34:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0467 – Numberfusion http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0467-numberfusion/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0467-numberfusion/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:56:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0467-numberfusion/ On today’s show: Kim and numbers don’t mix well; insurance company and neverending rounds of improper number crunching; breast cancer scam; a real vaginal prolapse horror; artificial rabbit penises; arrested for loud sexy time; Call us: 214-267-9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0467-numberfusion/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim and numbers don't mix well; insurance company and neverending rounds of improper number crunching; breast cancer scam; a real vaginal prolapse horror; artificial rabbit penises; arrested for loud sexy time; Call us: 214-267-9899. On today's show: Kim and numbers don't mix well; insurance company and neverending rounds of improper number crunching; breast cancer scam; a real vaginal prolapse horror; artificial rabbit penises; arrested for loud sexy time; Call us: 214-267-9899. No show notes today. Sam is a busy guy. Some days are just like that. In the  meantime, why not take this opportunity to read over all the old show notes and marvel at their wit and general level of awesome? A Vaginal prolapse story: http://www.sphere.com/2009/11/06/woman-reveals-health-horror-my-vagina-fell-out/?icid=main|main|dl1|link7|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sphere.com%2F2009%2F11%2F06%2Fwoman-reveals-health-horror-my-vagina-fell-out%2F Kim and Sam yes Episode 0466 – Computron http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0466-computron/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0466-computron/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:26:34 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0466-computron/ On today’s show:  Fear the computron; Thing 3 works; weak computer; rickrolling the iphone; worst virus ever; bad mom; body painting; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0466-computron/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Fear the computron; Thing 3 works; weak computer; rickrolling the iphone; worst virus ever; bad mom; body painting; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it's as good as a whole night's sleep. Right? On today's show:  Fear the computron; Thing 3 works; weak computer; rickrolling the iphone; worst virus ever; bad mom; body painting; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's as good as a whole night's sleep. Right? 00:15 Welcome back to our humble show. 01:00 The computron is a thing of fear. 01:30 Nothing is too advanced for Sam. Nothing. 02:15 There's no way this game is as cool as it sounds. 03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Easter egg underwear. Not Sam approved. 04:45 Thing 3 gets a job in the RWTY complex. 05:50 How Facebook almost ruined dinner. 07:00 You do not need your own Facebook account, kid. 08:30 Why would a game allow stealing? 09:15 Sam doesn't get these games. 10:15 Sam is fearful of losing his video game funtime. 13:00 Sam has a horrible moment. 14:30 Sam avoids the upgrade train. 15:15 Kim does not care about Sam's pain. 17:50 Change your password or get rickrolled. 19:50 You had a choice. 20:50 Wow, this is not good. 22:40 Never has computer contraception been more important than now. 23:30 Justice has a price, and some judges don't feel like paying for it. 25:00 This is evidence. Probably should look into it, folks. 26:30 Stick to mainstream pr0n sites 27:00 A very unnice mom. 28:30 Disturbing point number 1. 28:40 Disturbing point number deux. 28:50 Disturbing point number tres. 30:20 Punishments need to fit the crime. 31:30 Kim wants different punishments. 32:30 Sometimes not doing anything is the worst thing in the world. 34:15 Sometimes the Travel Channel springs something new on you. 37:00 Some screening is necessary. 38:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 39:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:30 Thanks, Amazon! 40:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0465 – Useless http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0465-useless/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0465-useless/#comments Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:48:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0465-useless/ On today’s show: Free ebooks; hamster death; homecoming; fat and stupid; not an emergency; calling in stabbed; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0465-useless/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Free ebooks; hamster death; homecoming; fat and stupid; not an emergency; calling in stabbed; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - minty fresh. 01:00 Why are people so useless? 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: Free ebooks; hamster death; homecoming; fat and stupid; not an emergency; calling in stabbed; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - minty fresh. 01:00 Why are people so useless? 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 When Amazon's recommendations go haywire. 03:40 Maybe we remove free items from your calculations. 04:45 Dead hamster issues. 05:00 Maybe that was its death racket. 05:30 The dog called it. 06:15 Please just stop breathing. Please. 07:10 Pet warranties are kind of BS. 07:40 This is not a reason to want a pet. 08:50 Poor albino hamster, no one loves you. 09:50 Near death hamster experience. 11:20 No damaged hamsters for us, please. 12:20 Eating at PeiWei can be an adventure. 13:50 Homecoming is for crying, apparently. 15:30 The last never made us sad in High School. 16:20 Talking to the boy. 17:30 Sam is not stupid. 18:10 Most of these teams are not actually any good. 18:40 Helping out. 19:40 People really did step up in the past. 20:15 Shame motivates people to do the right thing. 21:20 It's too late to be a man after your girlfriend steps up. 22:50 Be a man. Seriously. 24:20 You are all fat and stupid. Sorry, kids. 25:20 This is now how this should work. 26:40 We will make you selfless killers of men. Trust us. 29:20 Kids need time to run and play so they don't end up as sloths. 30:30 Hey, lady, stop calling us. 32:25 Kim makes the rules. 33:40 This will not make hospitals happy. 36:30 Not the way to skip work. 37:30 Go easy on the self stabbing, please. 38:20 This is not hard to determine. 39:50 Martyrs was a good movie. A very good movie. 40:45 It's not for the squeamish, and it is a little confusing. 42:40 Thing 3 is mean. 45:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 45:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 46:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0464 – Dead Things http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0464-dead-things/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0464-dead-things/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:25:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0464-dead-things/ On today’s show: The terrible week; cell phone mishap; minivan catastrophe; lying teacher; temple of the dog; sexy secrets; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0464-dead-things/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The terrible week; cell phone mishap; minivan catastrophe; lying teacher; temple of the dog; sexy secrets; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music; a warm welcome back after an unexpected vacation. 00:30  A terrible, On today's show: The terrible week; cell phone mishap; minivan catastrophe; lying teacher; temple of the dog; sexy secrets; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; a warm welcome back after an unexpected vacation. 00:30  A terrible, terrible week. 01:20 Kim is trying to kill Sam. She really is. 01:45 This is an unlikely story. 02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Using our Amazon link does help us out. Like a lot. 03:30 Cell phones and bathrooms do not mix. 05:00 Morning pee is dangerous stuff. 05:30 Sam is not going into a toilet after a phone. 06:50 This phone is ruined. 08:15 Kids are awfully hard on their phones. 09:40 But the phone was the least of our worries. 11:10 One of many reasons this minivan sucks. 11:50 Service stations - apparently service is now totally optional. 13:40 Thanks for a big sack of cash, we'll need twice that to actually fix anything. 14:30 Sam takes a stand. 15:50 Rating cars. 17:00 Eating a fly. 18:45 What a douche move. 20:15 You're a teacher, not the devil. 21:30 You never know what people will flip out about. 22:00 Look, it's all about dog, all right? 23:40 This church really has nothing better to do than pray with dogs? 24:40 Dogs are smart, but also very stupid. Very stupid. 25:50 There are ways to include dog lovers without making your religion stupid. 27:25 A secret society of sexiness. 28:00 When you keep your religion secret, only perverts will know you secrets. 29:30 Teenagers are pretty easy to fool because, you know, they are not smart. 30:50 This is why religion was created, so don't get mad when it happens. 32:30 Farm machines need to stay off my road. 33:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0463 – Tricks http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0463-tricks/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0463-tricks/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:04:08 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0463-tricks/ On today’s show:  Candy; sadness; unnecessary driving; scary house; little losers; sidewalk hazards; drunk theft; evil mechanic; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0463-tricks/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Candy; sadness; unnecessary driving; scary house; little losers; sidewalk hazards; drunk theft; evil mechanic; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Better than a ridiculous 00:20 There's no point in having kids if you can'... On today's show:  Candy; sadness; unnecessary driving; scary house; little losers; sidewalk hazards; drunk theft; evil mechanic; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Better than a ridiculous 00:20 There's no point in having kids if you can't take their candy. 00:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 The sadness of having a kid get too old to hang out. 02:45 Slutty volleyball player is a different Halloween costume. 03:40 No one ever tells Sam anything. 04:20 An extremely short outing. 05:00 The fear. 06:50 It was a little ominous out there. 07:50 There is no need for there to be so much driving while trick or treating. 09:10 We need to just bar the streets on Halloween. 10:00 This house was pretty scary stuff for kids. 12:00 How do you kids not realize where the candy is? 12:40 This is way too much walking. 13:30 Douchebags. 14:30 There should be a one-punch rule. 15:30 You people need to straighten out your sidewalks. Really. 17:00 Oh, cable people, bury your lines. 17:40 You kids stop laughing at the drunken lawnmower shenanigans. 18:55 You should probably not steal and drive. 19:30 Thing 1 fears noob drivers. 20:30 Horses are smarter than their riders, most of the time. 22:00 This is so not nice. 24:40 Sam plans to sell organs for extra money. 26:20 Kim has problems with time changes. 27:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 27:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 28:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0462 – Treats http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0462-treats/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0462-treats/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:11:31 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0462-treats/ On today’s show: Sucky Sunday; retailer fail; weird vampires; idiot children; zombie Sam; holiday crashers; sex for tickets; there should be a law; honor system; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0462-treats/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sucky Sunday; retailer fail; weird vampires; idiot children; zombie Sam; holiday crashers; sex for tickets; there should be a law; honor system; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Like a s'more on a cool fall day. On today's show: Sucky Sunday; retailer fail; weird vampires; idiot children; zombie Sam; holiday crashers; sex for tickets; there should be a law; honor system; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Like a s'more on a cool fall day. 01:00 Sunday - this day sucks. A lot. 01:05 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:40 Sam the recluse. 02:10 Plans for Halloween 2010. 03:00 Retailers ruin Halloween. 04:00 Weird people. 04:30 Burning people is not funny. At all. 06:00 Do not try out the makeup, you fool. 07:00 Vampire fangs - not for everyone. 08:30 The vampire limit. 09:50 The ghost light. 11:00 Sam becomes a believer. 12:25 Zombie Sam. 13:00 Kim the last-minute seamstress. 16:00 Zombie Sam was awesome. 17:20 Holiday crashers. 17:45 Another reason the boy kind of sucks. 20:10 This is why holidays are just for families. 21:00 Sex for tickets. 22:30 This word is not relative. 24:450 Way too easy. 25:40 Look, it's not illegal. Even though it should be. 27:50 Legislation gone wild. 30:30 Let's use the honor system, because that always works. 32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:15 Seeya! --> Kim and Sam yes Episode 0461 – Scary Time http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0461-scary-time/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0461-scary-time/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:39:58 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0361-scary-time/ On today’s show: How to make this movie awesome; spending account evils; getting scared; a really haunted house; window pr0n; hell house; Grace; 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0461-scary-time/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: How to make this movie awesome; spending account evils; getting scared; a really haunted house; window pr0n; hell house; Grace; 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - spookier than a thousand ghosts living in your attic. On today's show: How to make this movie awesome; spending account evils; getting scared; a really haunted house; window pr0n; hell house; Grace; 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - spookier than a thousand ghosts living in your attic. 01:00 Have a great Halloween! 01:50 Cal us - 214.267.9899. 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Oh, insurance. We hate you. 04:00 If things don't get fixed, soon, there will be a blood bath. 07:00 One hour is too long to be on hold. 09:20 Sam gets spooked. 10:10 The ringing phone of doom. 11:50 This is very unnerving. 13:00 Here's the punchline. 14:35 Spirit knocker. 15:45 Surround sound scares people. 16:30 My kids are dead. I know, let's make a haunted house! 19:00 Surely this won't be a problem. 20:00 Don't show the pr0n out your window. 20:50 Don't flip out when the cops get there. 21:50 Spitting is rude. 22:00 It is your house. Hmm. 23:00 Sometimes pr0n is a little wtf. 24:20 Please don't be crazy, religious folks. 25:50 Let's knock off the hate, people. 27:00 It's never the guy's fault. Serious. 28:30 None of this makes any sense, at all. 30:30 Participating in this  might give your kids some idea. 31:20 A movie review. 32:20 This part of the movie was too much for Sam to handle. 33:25 Sometimes, scenes like this last too long. 35:00 This is what horror movies are naturally headed, and that may not be a bad thing. 37:50 Call us - 215.267.9899. 38:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0460 – Culture Clash http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0460-culture-clash/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0460-culture-clash/#comments Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:57:18 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0460-culture-clash/ On today’s show: Stinky coworkers; wuss boy; cultural exploration; duct tape discipline; crazy parents; zombie attack; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0460-culture-clash/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Stinky coworkers; wuss boy; cultural exploration; duct tape discipline; crazy parents; zombie attack; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 00:15 Welcome back, hamster cannibals. 01:00 Not all cultures belong together. On today's show: Stinky coworkers; wuss boy; cultural exploration; duct tape discipline; crazy parents; zombie attack; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 00:15 Welcome back, hamster cannibals. 01:00 Not all cultures belong together. 01:20 Do not stink at work. 01:50 This was the smelliest time of year at work. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Smells are not fair to the rest of us. 04:00 The boy reveals that he is a wuss with a loser childhood. 04:30 The rules for Halloween costumes. 06:00 Where the Wild Things Are is a great book because it packs so much in so few pages. 07:00 Kim gets to sew. 07:30 Sometimes you exceed the strength of your machine. 09:00 Not really a man. Sorry. 11:00 Kim gets schooled on cultures. 12:20 Nothing like last-minute departures. 13:00 Ah, young parents. So naive. 14:00 Tour guides who do not care. 15:00 Gross feeding  trough. 16:00 Please do not just put food on a tray. It's gross. 17:00 Hot fluids, thin cups, what could go wrong here? 18:00 Duct tape discipline. 18:50 Mouth taping can be problematic. 19:50 Just don't. Trust me. 21:40 Judd Nelson, we will be your friend. 23:00 Keeping facebook friends separate. 23:50 You don't get to do this here. 25:00 Fit in, people. 26:15 Stop supporting this. Seriously, it leads to madness. 28:00 Lookout - ZOMBIE! 29:40 Hand-to-hand combat is not a good idea where zombies are concerned. 31:20 Noses gush when broken. 32:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:25 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0459 – Say Please http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0459-say-please/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0459-say-please/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:44:52 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0459-say-please/ On today’s show: Computer woes; extra kid; a weird request; lazy college kid; can I go back to jail?; dumb footballer; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0459-say-please/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Computer woes; extra kid; a weird request; lazy college kid; can I go back to jail?; dumb footballer; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - because you demanded it. 00:15 Oh, computers, we hate you. On today's show: Computer woes; extra kid; a weird request; lazy college kid; can I go back to jail?; dumb footballer; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because you demanded it. 00:15 Oh, computers, we hate you. 01:10 This is what you missed when you were not at the lives how. 02:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:30 Kim has a fourth kid when she's walking. 04:30 Teach your kid to cross the road, lady. 05:20 Stop pawning your kid off, lady. 07:00 This is the last time, kid. 08:00 There are too many ways this can go wrong. 09:30 Clearly a grown-up discussion needs to be had. 10:25 Kim gets the law involved. 11:30 Next year will be a problem. 12:00 A strange request. 13:10 Sam feels abandoned. 14:20 So now we're supplying cake mixes? 15:00 And butter. 15:25 And a bowl. 15:40 And everything else, too. 17:40 These peope are not your friend. 18:00 The number of decent parents is plummeting. 19:30 We'll teach you to be a better parent. 20:00 I'm a busy guy, all right? 21:00 Handle your own crap, kid. 21:40 It's the fault of the baby boomers. 23:00 Kids need to toughen up a bit. 24:30 Basic life lessons, people, basic life lessons. 25:50 Please put me back in jail, kthx. 27:15 He's not such a bad guy. 28:30 Sam is not a good guest. 29:00 Maybe you're too dumb for football. 30:30 If you were any good, this would not be a problem. 32:00 In Texas, this would be a much bigger deal. 33:00 Television does not make your kid smarter, like, ever. 34:15 Sam should be in charge of television. All television. 36:30 Other countries do take this more seriously than we do. A lot more seriously. 37:45 Sam has standards. 38:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 38:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0458 – Oddland http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0458-oddland/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0458-oddland/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:39:51 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0458-oddland/ On today’s show: Topless talk; absentee children; the frown; strange folks; being brave; get naked; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0458-oddland/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Topless talk; absentee children; the frown; strange folks; being brave; get naked; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. I mean, it's not a zombie baby, but it will do. 00:15 Welcome to our little show, people of the internets. On today's show: Topless talk; absentee children; the frown; strange folks; being brave; get naked; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. I mean, it's not a zombie baby, but it will do. 00:15 Welcome to our little show, people of the internets. 00:45 Kim breaks the rules. 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:22 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 01:30 Amazon - thanks! 02:15 Our children are never home. Ever. 03:15 Kids eat free is a genius idea. Seriously. It is genius. 04:15 This is a horrible idea. A horrible idea. 05:30 Thing 3 has a style all her own. 06:20 Kim talks sense to her daughter. 07:00 There is a sense of desperation out there these days. 08:00 C'mon, how do I do that, mom? 09:00 There's something in the air. 09:10 There are too many weirdos these days. 10:05 Here's a tip, dude, you cannot tune a CD player. You really cannot. 10:50 What exactly do you need all this shit around your neck for, dude? 12:00 The strangest publicity stunt. 13:30 This guy is REALLY strange. 15:00 You should not sleep on the sidewalk. 17:00 C'mon, kids, it's time to be brave! 18:40 This will make Thing 3 brave. 20:00 Small towns are weird it is true. 21:20 This story is terrible. Really terrible. 23:10 This is what happens when you confront your neighbor. So, just don't. 24:00 Don't bite my mouth, dude. 25:25 This does mean that things have gone awry. 26:30 Getting naked to avoid the jail. 27:50 This will never work, just so you know. It will not. 29:25 What would you do to avoid jail time? 30:20 This is not how it would work, at all. 32:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:04 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0457 – The Grinder http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0457-the-grinder/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0457-the-grinder/#comments Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:30:35 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0457-the-grinder/ On today’s show: The grinder; medicine for good or evil; hellscalator; the cut; mancer; the green movement; the health spot; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0457-the-grinder/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The grinder; medicine for good or evil; hellscalator; the cut; mancer; the green movement; the health spot; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 The strange delights of theme music, they will rock you. 00:15 Welcome back to . . . . On today's show: The grinder; medicine for good or evil; hellscalator; the cut; mancer; the green movement; the health spot; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 The strange delights of theme music, they will rock you. 00:15 Welcome back to . . . . the show. 01:10 Nightmares. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Thanks, Amazon! 02:30 Kim and the doctor. 04:30 This is a dumb way to build a mall. 05:50 Why is this escalator exposed in this fashion? 06:50 It's like a monster from hell. 07:30 This is why you shouldn't take the escalator if you can avoid it. 08:45 An incentive to use the stairs, other than not being eaten. 10:00 Let's not have this kind of talk at breakfast anymore. 11:00 Less noise when you eat, please. 12:30 This would be a terrible cut. 13:00 Kim approaches with caution. 14:00 Know your body parts. 14:45 Monkey mouth. 16:30 The weird disease. 17:50 Cursed birth control in the water. 19:15 It is an evil plan. 19:50 Green pros. 20:40 This is a business plan. 22:15 Just relax, people. 23:30 Do not do this. 24:50 Sam does not get permission. 25:25 The healthiest spot in the country. 25:40 This is a long way to go for a cheeseburger. 26:35 The middle of nowhere. 27:50 No more OCD projects for Thing 3. 29:00 Sam was a much worse boyfriend than the Boy. 29:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0456 – Time Cop http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0456-time-cop/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0456-time-cop/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:14:39 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0456-time-cop/ On today’s show: Heroes; bad television; the time traveler; this guy doesn’t want to leave; booze to billions; not that kind of leather; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0456-time-cop/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Heroes; bad television; the time traveler; this guy doesn't want to leave; booze to billions; not that kind of leather; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - please put your seat in the upright position. On today's show: Heroes; bad television; the time traveler; this guy doesn't want to leave; booze to billions; not that kind of leather; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - please put your seat in the upright position. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, all of you poor guys. 01:20 Heroes was almost great again. Then it was not. 01:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Kim does not like money. 03:30 The economy has trapped us in jobs we hate. 04:20 What Kim is watching. 05:15 These are such bad shows. So very, very bad. 06:00 Toddlers and Tiaras is horrible. So horrible. 07:00 Granted, the kid was ugly. 07:45 Genetics can be cruel. 09:30 People actually say this kind of thing. 11:15 You people are not slim, either. 12:30 Let that be an example. 13:00 Let's not take ourselves so seriously, mall cops. 14:00 Babies and socks do not go together. 16:25 The time traveling daughter. 17:40 The magic of ribbons. 19:30 You do not understand your own fame. 20:30 We'd never have any stability, at all. 21:30 The death penalty without pause. 22:00 The future tries to save us from ourselves. 22:30 Evaluate this. 24:10 Don't rot on the couch. 25:30 Fear of the dead. 27:00 Making money from the booze. 28:50 Take pride in your country, people. 29:40 This happens, but is not good. 31:20 This is not the kind of leather you should use. 32:30 Your date will not be impressed. 35:30 This is a real problem in the sea mammal community. 36:40 This is not a business Sam could get into. 36:50 Cal us - 214.267.9899. 37:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:04 Seeya Kim and Sam yes Episode 0455 – Poppers http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0455-poppers/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0455-poppers/#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:13:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0455-poppers/ On today’s show: Youtube grossoddities; fear of the unknown; creepy corpse; meth problems; drug idiots; mall cops; 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0455-poppers/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Youtube grossoddities; fear of the unknown; creepy corpse; meth problems; drug idiots; mall cops; 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. That is all. 00:15 Sam decides to save some effort. 01:00 Crazy things that you try when you work i... On today's show: Youtube grossoddities; fear of the unknown; creepy corpse; meth problems; drug idiots; mall cops; 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. That is all. 00:15 Sam decides to save some effort. 01:00 Crazy things that you try when you work in a dangerous environment. 02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Youtube is full of things you don't want or need to see. 04:50 The kids are self-censoring, thankfully. 05:45 The one ear thing does not work for Sam. 07:15 Some things are gross. 09:15 Do not do this, kid. Do not. 10:30 Obey the Walrus is not scary. At all. 11:45 Well, now it's not funny anymore. 13:10 Fear is powerful at night. 15:00 Sam tries to drive into a mess. 17:00 Don't be creepy, kid. 18:15 We didn't know it was real. 19:00 This happens more often than people would like to think. 21:15 Some people wouldn't care if their neighbors died. 22:00 Controlling meth is a pain in the butt for everyone. 23:45 Great, now everyone has to suffer. 24:15 Glee, stop encouraging the abuse of sudafed. 26:20 This is the strangest thing ever. 28:00 Learn to hide your stuff better, loser. 30:40 Some people just bring trouble on themselves. 31:30 Mall cops is not a good show, Kim. It is not. 32:30 Motorcycle adventures. 34:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0454 – Hoaxer http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0454-hoaxer/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0454-hoaxer/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:27:53 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0454-hoaxer/ On today’s show: Balloon boy; riding the train; driving; insurance; Chinese drywall; oil welfare; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0454-hoaxer/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Balloon boy; riding the train; driving; insurance; Chinese drywall; oil welfare; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music, more deadly than you know. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, balloon people. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: Balloon boy; riding the train; driving; insurance; Chinese drywall; oil welfare; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music, more deadly than you know. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, balloon people. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:54 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Oh, balloon boy, how you amuse us. 03:00 Let's keep the questions to our experts in their area of expertise. 03:30 How Kim would have fixed the issue. 04:00 This is not a crash, it is a landing. 05:30 Uh-oh, time to hide. 06:40 Weirdos rarely understand they are weird. 07:30 Kids don't lie that well. 09:00 Mom, mom, mom. Don't make me yell. 10:30 This makes people very, very mad. 11:20 Thing 1 rides the train. 12:00 Some people cannot handle a little bit of fear. 12:30 Getting into the DMV is always a crapshoot. 13:00 There is way too much paperwork involved in getting a license. 14:30 Thing 1 prepares for her first solo drive. 15:30 A moment of sheer panic. 17:00 And now the whole day is screwed. 17:30 Thanks, insurance company. You suck. 19:50 So, now you don't get my money, anymore. 21:50 That's not how you treat a customer. Seriously. 22:50 Clearly, insurance companies just don't care. At all. 23:50 Hey, what is this, China? 26:40 This is how they get you. 28:30 We need some rules here. 30:30 Oil-producers lose their minds. 32:00 Plan ahead? Pshaw. 35:00 Sam calls for a more permanent solution. 36:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0453 – Insured http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0453-insured/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0453-insured/#comments Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:29:14 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0453-insured/ On today’s show: Questions; googled; bad science; chubby baby; food stamps for pr0n; lack of benefits; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0453-insured/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Questions; googled; bad science; chubby baby; food stamps for pr0n; lack of benefits; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, eaters. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: Questions; googled; bad science; chubby baby; food stamps for pr0n; lack of benefits; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Love it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, eaters. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Questions from the fans. 04:30 Kim gets down with a robot. 05:50 Black and Blue, all the way. 07:30 Just tough it out, then it's routine. 08;20 The real advice for making a marriage last. 10:00 Listen to your friends. 10:40 Captured by google. 12:25 Whoa, you are internet famous. 13:40 They're not that obvious when they take your picture 15:00 Oh, look, we were wrong about swine flu. Sorry! 15:30 Scientists, you need to decide. Like, now. 17:00 No one learns lessons. No one. 18:30 A, chubby baby! 18:45 Oh, sorry, you're just fat, kid. 19:50 Way to brand the kind, insurance company. 21:00 Cherry picking, that's the real problem. 22:15 So how do you fix it? 23:30 Do not use food stamps for Viagra and pr0n. 24:50 Everyone's entitled to this. Make it a law. 26:10 The recession is not over. Seriously, it is not. 26:50 Sam has a plan. 27:30 Benefits don't apply to everyone. Trust us on this. 30:30 Just hold it together. 31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:02 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0452 – Frenemies http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0452-frenemies/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0452-frenemies/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:48:30 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0452-frenemies/ On today’s show: Sick again; pocket dialer from hell; Kim the costumer; frenemies; adoption do over; spork bounce; foot guy; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0452-frenemies/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sick again; pocket dialer from hell; Kim the costumer; frenemies; adoption do over; spork bounce; foot guy; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. There is no witty one-liner here. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you fakers. On today's show: Sick again; pocket dialer from hell; Kim the costumer; frenemies; adoption do over; spork bounce; foot guy; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. There is no witty one-liner here. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you fakers. 00:30 The taint is everywhere. 01:10 Could this be swine flu, round 2? 01:30 The growing butthead. 02:00 Thanks for the suggestion, Melanie. 02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Weird phone call to the voice line. 03:30 Google Translation is creepy. Really creepy. 04:10 Thing 3 is going to be a horror movie victim. 04:50 The boy is endangering himself. 05:20 Trouble on the horizon. 06:10 Kids have no sense of money. At all. 07:25 Now you get the second string. 09:10 Halloween is making Sam sad. 11:00 Maybe we just make a spooky yard or something. Who knows. 11:50 Frenemies. Everyone has them. 13:30 Kim has frenemies. 14:30 This is not cool. 15:00 Stop stealing stuff. 15:30 Guys handle this differently. 16:40 Sometimes these become your friends for real. 17:30 Sometimes you don't actually like kids. 18:40 The genetical bond. 19:15 Sometimes, you need to know your limits. 19:35 Maybe it's the kid's fault. No one ever thinks of that. 20:20 This is not an auspicious start. 21:20 Don't make people resent the kid. 22:20 Oh, noes, a spork. 23:20 Sam had this exact knife/tool/thing. 24:00 We understand the need for a policy, but maybe it doesn't go nuclear. 25:00 Everybody take a deep breath. 26:20 Just have levels of punishment that don't start with 'go to jail.' 26:50 Don't take pictures of this kind of stuff. 27:15 And really don't show them to your girlfriend. 28:00 Seriously, control yourself a little bit. A little bit. 29:00 Even cremation is pricey. 29:50 Coffins don't help, seriously. 30:45 Cremations are kind of gross. 31:50 Some people have very specific things. 33:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0451 – Annoyances http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0451-annoyances/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0451-annoyances/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:07:21 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0451-annoyances/ On today’s show: Offensiveness; a safe promise; the problem with invisible kids; immigration issues; twin emissions; the annoying word; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0451-annoyances/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Offensiveness; a safe promise; the problem with invisible kids; immigration issues; twin emissions; the annoying word; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back, all you people who saved $9 because of us. On today's show: Offensiveness; a safe promise; the problem with invisible kids; immigration issues; twin emissions; the annoying word; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. 00:15 Welcome back, all you people who saved $9 because of us. 00:50 This episode will probably offend someone. Sorry. Okay, not really. 01:40 This was creepier than Paranormal Activity. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Thing 3 is disturbing. 03:00 This seems like a safe promise. Seriously. 03:50 The Hoff. 04:20 Thing 3 is going to be a problem. 05:40 Protecting your daughters. 06:50 Thing 3 talks to a boy. 07:15 Boys and girls. 08:00 This type of language is not attractive, ladies. 09:00 Go away, invisible children. Away. 09:45 Stop rotting my kid's mind. 10:50 Kim tries to help them save money. 11:25 Our help does not really do what we think. 12:40 Evil people win because they are evil. 13:45 Common sense, use it. 14:40 The immigration debate continues. 15:25 We cannot afford to educate every kid who wants to come here. 15:50 Sam's solution. 17:10 Stop freaking out, we all have to live by the rules. 18:30 Forced labor is not a bad idea. Seriously. 19:30 Ah, twins, lovely. 20:00 Look, we can't work. See how many kids we have? 20:50 Maybe if you did something other than make babies, you could get a job. 22:00 Shawn's idea for setting things right. 23:20 Vampires might fix the problem. 23:50 Kid licenses. 24:15 Free the bears! 25:25 This is the most annoying word in use today. 27:25 Time to cut back on the internets. Except to listen to this show. 28:30 The actor code of ethics. 29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 30:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0450 – Scamalicious http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0450-scamalicious/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0450-scamalicious/#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:39:19 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0450-scamalicious/ On today’s show:  Kimcelebration; Paranormal Activity; random attack gone wrong; crankiness; mad plastic surgery skills; girl robbers; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0450-scamalicious/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Kimcelebration; Paranormal Activity; random attack gone wrong; crankiness; mad plastic surgery skills; girl robbers; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than flannel on a snowy day. On today's show:  Kimcelebration; Paranormal Activity; random attack gone wrong; crankiness; mad plastic surgery skills; girl robbers; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than flannel on a snowy day. 00:15 Honest movie reviews for honest people. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 In this house, we celebrate birthdays when it is convenient, not when they actually occur. 03:40 Kim doesn't really buy things for herself. 05:30 Welcome to the 21st century, Kim. 06:00 Kim thinks she broke something. 08:20 Fear and horror. 09:50 Kim is the Ramp Champ champion. 10:40 Thing 3 is not a nice kid. 12:20 The Paranormal Activity review you should read. 13:30 Wow, sold out. 14:25 We'll move, that's cool. 15:30 Wow, this must be really scary. 16:20 So many disclaimers. 17:20 Shakycam is annoying. 18:30 No one enjoyed this. No one. 19:10 Wow, we've only seen this a thousand times. 20:15 Now you know the whole story. Suck. 21:10 Time and money, gone forever. 22:00 A challenge. 23:00 How to get flattened. 23:50 This is what you get, losers. 25:20 Kim gets cranky. 26:00 Celebrating plastic surgery skills. 28:30 Kim has just the right amount of eyebrow. 29:30 Girls are weird. 30:30 Why texting is evil. 32:30 No one should carry cash anymore. 34:00 Paranormal activity. Not really. 34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0449 – Freakout http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0449-freakout/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0449-freakout/#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:58:33 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0449-freakout/ On today’s show: Placenta humor; pithing; hamster escape; water crisis; raccoon attack!; vampire wedding; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0449-freakout/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Placenta humor; pithing; hamster escape; water crisis; raccoon attack!; vampire wedding; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music; better than being pithed. Seriously. 00:15 Welcome back to the world of fun! On today's show: Placenta humor; pithing; hamster escape; water crisis; raccoon attack!; vampire wedding; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music; better than being pithed. Seriously. 00:15 Welcome back to the world of fun! 00:30 The placenta/humor connection. 01:15 This is not fair. Put on your clothes. 01:45 The freakout. 02:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Pithing is not fun. 03:30 Hamster breakout. 04:00 Kids, stay out of here when we're doing the show. 05:15 Hey, where'd the little girl go? 06:10 To tell the kid or not . . . 07:15 Catch it before it destroys anything. 08:10 Kim's obsession. 09:25 You can't trust this cat. 10:30 Kim and the T-Rex arm. 11:20 Sam is the claw machine master, but Kim has tiny hands. 12:20 Where is the water? 13:13 Filters are so stupidly expensive. 14:25 Use common sense people. Seriously. 15:45 Boiling water - the universal fix. 16:50 The limit of home repair. 18:15 It's easy. She says. 18:45 Get out of my yard, raccoon! 20:35 Stupid bandit. 21:00 Don't let them get you on the ground! 21:50 Ghost walks gone wrong. 22:50 Historical does not mean safe. 24:50 This is scary. 25:50 Vampire wedding. 27:20 Maybe the minister should have a problem with this. 28:00 Or not. 28:30 Horses and wedding do not go together. 29:50 Old people overcompensate for their age with detail. 30:30 Vampires are over. 31:00 Something you would not expect in a book about angels. 33:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. Kim and Sam yes Episode 0448 – Driven http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0448-driven/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0448-driven/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:19:55 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0448-driven/ On today’s show: Halloween; kidnapping attempt; driving madness; get in the box; leaf dumping; slow chicken; show notes; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0448-driven/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Halloween; kidnapping attempt; driving madness; get in the box; leaf dumping; slow chicken; show notes; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - will make your hair stand up in the right conditions. 00:15 Ah, Halloween. On today's show: Halloween; kidnapping attempt; driving madness; get in the box; leaf dumping; slow chicken; show notes; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will make your hair stand up in the right conditions. 00:15 Ah, Halloween. So much fun. So ruined. 01:10 Do not rush Christmas. You'll ruin it for everyone. 01:45 Thing 1 is almost a licensed driver. 02:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Thing 3 stops a kidnapping. 03:45 Thing 3 corrals the kindergartners. 04:45 Strange dude at the school. 05:50 This is why people must be punished. Severely. 07:50 This is going to stop. 08:30 Parking lots in Dallas are insane. 09:30 This should not happen. 10:10 Sam loses his mind. 11:00 Some people just want to pick a fight. 11:50 Kim panics unnecessarily. 12:30 And this is no good, either. 14:00 Hangers are not safety devices. At all. 15:20 Kids do not make good paperweights, people. They really do not. 16:20 Clothes hangers - again, do not strap things down with them. 17:50 Sam shows he is not smart. 19:10 Do not dump your leaves in this guy's yard. 20:15 When you know your neighbor carries a gun, you have to approach him carefully. 21:10 This is pretty rude. 23:00 Leaf piles are only fun when you don't have to rake them. 24:00 Sam prepares to chop trees. 25:10 Get me my chicken, damnit! 26:00 Control your mouths, people. 27:15 Get your act together, fast food restaurants. 28:00 Nobody steps up to help this guy out? 30:00 Show notes - are any of you reading these? 31:43 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0447 – Zombies http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0447-zombies/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0447-zombies/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:14:09 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0447-zombies/ On today’s show: Zombies, lice; annoying child; Zombieland; dealing with the invasion; private security invasion; rare and annoying old lady; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0447-zombies/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Zombies, lice; annoying child; Zombieland; dealing with the invasion; private security invasion; rare and annoying old lady; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Welcome back to the show, ravening undead. On today's show: Zombies, lice; annoying child; Zombieland; dealing with the invasion; private security invasion; rare and annoying old lady; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Welcome back to the show, ravening undead. 00:30 Zombies are not your friends. Zombieland is, however, awesome. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:45 Oh, Amazon, you love us. 01:50 Thing 3 would be less annoying as a zombie. 02:30 Just think before talking, kid. 03:10 Why are you making those noises, kid? 04:00 Thing 3 is trying to overcome her stage fright by being annoying. 05:00 The ghost of Michael Jackson. 06:40 Leave us alone, serious. 07:00 Hurray for late movies. 07:40 Taking old chicks to the movie can be challenging. 08:30 Kim is the strange attractor. 09:30 There is no need for you to be this close to us. 11:10 Kim's take on Zombieland. 11:25 Sam's take on Zombieland. 12:25 Kim's definition of nudity is insane. 13:30 The University of Florida is ready for a zombie invasion. 14:50 Sam makes a prediction. 15:30 Nuclear fire would be the answer. 17:45 Roller skates are not going to help avoid zombies. 18:10 Private security. 19:20 People in MT are not known for their accepting ways. 21:15 This is where to go when the zombies attack. 22:15 A year's supply of yech. 23:10 What to do when your grandmother gets annoying. 24:30 The grandmother helped. 25:20 Strangely annoying moments. 27:50 Tough girls. 28:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0446 – The Grind http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0446-the-grind/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0446-the-grind/#comments Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:10:22 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0446-the-grind/ On today’s show: Kim alone; student council; Thing 1’s world; nasty dancers; tricky fake doctor; mean lady cutter; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0446-the-grind/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim alone; student council; Thing 1's world; nasty dancers; tricky fake doctor; mean lady cutter; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:20 Crazy people, they're everywhere. On today's show: Kim alone; student council; Thing 1's world; nasty dancers; tricky fake doctor; mean lady cutter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:20 Crazy people, they're everywhere. 00:50 Kim needs more isolation. 01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Student politics. 03:30 Little kids are kind of dumb. 04:15 Control your kids, people. 04:50 Thing 3 wants to control everything. 05:50 Not everyone can be president. 07:00 Kim is coerced into bribery. 07:20 A winner is not you. 09:40 The popularity curve. 10:40 Thing 1 is not very nice. 11:15 The bank is not a hazardous place, usually. 13:45 The hazards of picture taking. 15:00 This kid probably did not have a lot of choice about where he stood. 16:00 This kind of stuff can  be pretty embarrassing. 17:30 No more of this kind of dancing. 18:40 It's time for a Footloose-style crackdown. 19:40 This can be confusing for young men. 20:40 This is not nice. 21:20 No one is paying this much for man juice. 22:15 Genetics - not all its cracked up to be. 23:00 Please don't help with the donation, doc. 24:30 Some early warning signs. 25:30 How do you know what's supposed to be touched? 26:55 Cutter. 27:10 What kind of lighter can you cut someone with? 27:40 Lighters are very sturdy. 28:10 How can you hide smoking? 30:10 Some packaging is quite dangerous. 30:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:08 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0445 – Scary Store http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0445-scary-store/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0445-scary-store/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:38:10 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0445-scary-store/ On today’s show: Santa Sam; crime and punishment; Halloween stores; buy in bulk; online ordering; flag design; money doubling; sneezy; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0445-scary-store/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Santa Sam; crime and punishment; Halloween stores; buy in bulk; online ordering; flag design; money doubling; sneezy; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. You know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, creepy people. On today's show: Santa Sam; crime and punishment; Halloween stores; buy in bulk; online ordering; flag design; money doubling; sneezy; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. You know you want it. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, creepy people. 00:45 People get the wrong idea about Sam. 01:20 Sam can totally grow a beard. 01:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 03:00 A question from Australian Sara. 04:00 Everyone suffers. 05:00 Fear is a good motivator. 05:50 Bribes work, as well. 06:30 No one raises a perfect kid. Just go for functional. 07:20 There are too many Halloween stores. 08:10 Remote control zombies for the win. 09:25 Store-bought costumes are rarely good. 10:30 Halloween is great; but our kids are too old for it, more or less. 12:00 Thing 2 probably shouldn't hand out candy by herself. 13:00 Kim goes for bulk. 13:50 http://publish.blubrry.com/content/post_edit.php?NewPost=1#It's not fair that they are hoarding all the good fruit. 14:50 Kim does love her non-dairy creamer. Even though it is poison. 15:30 Memberships are designed to keep out the riffraff. 16:00 Syrup, by the truckload. 17:15 The shopping experience is very different. 17:50 Online ordering - use it. 18:45 Flag idiots. 19:30 Flags even need to be designed? 20:50 This chemical doubles your money! 21:40 Stupid people are very scammable. 22:30 What is the hairspray for? 23:50 Where do dumb people get their money? 24:40 Sneeze, baby, sneeze. 25:45 You need to work on your powder. 27:00 Kim the multiple sneezer. 28:20 Sam knows how to separate. 29:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:37 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0444 – Get Out http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0444-get-out/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0444-get-out/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:35:41 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0444-get-out/ On today’s show: Devil people; back to school; Kim’s bedsore; bad parenting; hot dog thief; influence; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0444-get-out/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Devil people; back to school; Kim's bedsore; bad parenting; hot dog thief; influence; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - because you want to dance. 00:30 Rise of the devil people. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: Devil people; back to school; Kim's bedsore; bad parenting; hot dog thief; influence; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - because you want to dance. 00:30 Rise of the devil people. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 All children are back in school. Yay! 02:30 Sam really doesn't mean that. Mostly. 03:00 Why does the wronged party have to pay the price? 04:00 Too few assignments makes it hard to grade a kid accurately. 05:00 Math. You are doing it wrong. 05:50 Assignments - do them when you feel like. 07:25 Kim thought snark, but didn't write snark. 08:20 Stop aggravating parents, please. 09:20 Kim's bedsore. 10:10 The dumbest injury ever. 10:45 This is what happens when there isn't room for you. 12:00 Did you move your arm? No, you did not. 13:40 You should not do this. 14:50 How do you make a punishment fit the crime? 15:00 There's really nothing funny in this story. 16:50 The midwest needs more activities. 18:30 Wait, what? 19:50 No matter what you make up, something just as weird really happened. 20:50 This does not impress the chicks. 22:10 Rise of the eyemouth. 23:00 Give me the hot dog. 24:30 The influence of RWTY. 27:20 Not everyone needs kids. For reals. 28:40 Things would have been very different. 29:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0443 – Sauce Nazi http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0443-sauce-nazi/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0443-sauce-nazi/#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:24:32 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0443-sauce-nazi/ On today’s show: The sauce nazi; critical Kim; keep it inside; the ring; jerk driving; coffee bonus; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0443-sauce-nazi/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The sauce nazi; critical Kim; keep it inside; the ring; jerk driving; coffee bonus; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - you know the drill. 00:15 Welcome back, people. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. On today's show: The sauce nazi; critical Kim; keep it inside; the ring; jerk driving; coffee bonus; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - you know the drill. 00:15 Welcome back, people. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:25 Sam knows when the storm is coming. 02:05 Look, the sauce is just part of the deal. 03:00 What is said and what is heard. 04:30 Kim is very cranky about things. 05:30 Shut up and eat. 06:30 Kim certainly knows how to criticize Sam. 08:00 Sam is apparently not allowed to have any fun. 09:20 15 minutes is like magic. 10:20 Things no one needs to see. 11:10 There should be warnings about who looks at this page. 12:30 This is probably a result of too much close-up. 14:40 This is not a rescue. 15:30 Blood flow is really, really important. 16:10 I'm already at the hospital, why are you calling the fire team? 17:45 Going on is always easy. 20:50 Pay attention while driving, please. 21:50 Stop blaming the drugs, people. 23:15 Don't do this while you're driving, either. 25:40 Stop once you wreck. Please. 25:45 Would you like something extra with your coffee? 26:40 Somehow the coffee makes it all better. 28:00 This will not go over well. 30:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 30:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0442 – Bendicate http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0442-bendicate/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0442-bendicate/#comments Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:06:09 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0442-bendicate/ On today’s show: Failure to execute; bad music of the 80’s; Thing 3’s movie idea; wifenapping; police raids gone wrong; luck or karma?; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0442-bendicate/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Failure to execute; bad music of the 80's; Thing 3's movie idea; wifenapping; police raids gone wrong; luck or karma?; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 That's right, it's that time again. Time for theme music. 00:15 Welcome back, On today's show: Failure to execute; bad music of the 80's; Thing 3's movie idea; wifenapping; police raids gone wrong; luck or karma?; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 That's right, it's that time again. Time for theme music. 00:15 Welcome back, people. 00:45 No one in this house follows through with their ideas. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:40 Kim is a heckler on our voice line. 02:30 Kim's 80's fetish may be getting out of hand. 03:00 Apparently there were many albums by The Outfield. 03:40 Thing 3 starts getting fancy with the computer. 05:20 Thing 2 fails to execute on ODST. 06:00 How Kim ruins a daughter. 06:30 Sam returns to the nerd herd. 07:20 These are not real birthday gifts. 08:25 Thing 3 was ripped off. 09:40 Thing 3 does take things a little too far sometimes. 10:40 Proving this may be harder than Thing 3 thinks. 12:20 Sam will never reap the benefits of his parenting. 12:30 C'mon, boy, we're gonna get you a wife. 13:45 This is not a good idea, sir. 15:00 This is how rich people make things rough for everyone else. 16:30 Wiiiiiii. 18:00 Look, sometimes people need to unwind. 19:00 There should be perks for this job. It's hard. 21:45 People need to relax a little bit while at work. They really do. 23:40 That is a lot of cars to win. 25:30 Gambling taxes are ugly. 26:40 Sam is an old school player. 27:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 28:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 28:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0441 – The Question http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0441-the-question/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0441-the-question/#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:16:49 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0441-the-question/ On today’s show: ODST; horrible disappointment; domesticating a feral cat; the deep plague; swordfighter; the question; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0441-the-question/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: ODST; horrible disappointment; domesticating a feral cat; the deep plague; swordfighter; the question; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Ah, theme music. That's how we roll. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 Halo:ODST is pretty cool, On today's show: ODST; horrible disappointment; domesticating a feral cat; the deep plague; swordfighter; the question; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. That's how we roll. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 00:30 Halo:ODST is pretty cool, but lack of chainsaws irritates Sam. 01:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 Kim invents a new form of limited edition. Oh, noes. 04:00 Sam is horribly disappointed. 05:10 Finding a regular hamster is hard. 06:20 This store is the hamster dumping ground. 07:20 Thing 3 is attempting to domesticate a stray cat. 07:55 This really is not a nice name for a cat. Or anyone else. 10:56 Die, frog, die. 11:30 Every one of the kids is sick now. 12:25 There's a plague, stop being an unreasonable employer. 14:30 Just give us a note for all the kids, please. 15:50 People need to realize they need to pitch in. 17:15 The plan to beat the rush is defeated. 18:15 Here's the cure. Not. 19:25 Don't put poison on your kid's fingers. 22:00 Something a doctor probably should not say. 23:00 I will cut you. Seriously. With a sword. 25:00 Stop segregating crimes, please. 26:30 Sam would only use his sword for good. 27:30 Look, kids, here's how NOT to stage a demonstration. 29:00 Confusion is probably the rule in this town. 30:10 This is probably not the right thing for school. 32:20 The question. 36:40 Just use the filter you have in your brain. 38:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 38:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:42 Seeya! --> Kim and Sam yes Episode 0440 – Desperation http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0440-desperation/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0440-desperation/#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:14:25 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0440-desperation/ On today’s show: The plagueopolypse; the late walk; the sickness panel; no more pursuit, hot or otherwise; the apology; the great DVD heist; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0440-desperation/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The plagueopolypse; the late walk; the sickness panel; no more pursuit, hot or otherwise; the apology; the great DVD heist; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - will not cure swine flu. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, On today's show: The plagueopolypse; the late walk; the sickness panel; no more pursuit, hot or otherwise; the apology; the great DVD heist; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will not cure swine flu. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, plaguebearers. 00:30 Sam is kind of hoping for the Apocalypse. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Kim is in shape. 03:00 Sam is very aware of time. 04:30 This is a lot of walking for homework. 05:10 Because now you can't be trusted to be in the school. 05:30 A long way, that's how far. 06:30 Teachers are a little too understanding. 07:15 How are kids going to learn responsibility? 08:00 This is how it should be. Seriously. 08:45 Ah, teachers are very clever. 09:30 The punishment has to follow the crime in short order. 10:10 School should teach you to take things seriously. Seriously. 11:10 This is the end. It really is. 12:45 My kids are sick. Leave me alone. 13:50 We probably could have avoided this if the schools would have just chilled. 14:30 The CDC is not returning our calls, school. 15:30 This isn't really going home early. It's really not. 16:30 This is not true, in any way. 17:00 Do not chase criminals, police. The ROI is bad. 17:45 This is not the intended effect. 18:50 This job is inherently dangerous, because it just is. 19:50 Dallas doesn't believe in lights and sirens. 20:25 Please take me back. 21:00 This is how guys tend to apologize. 21:45 The easier solution. 22:10 Just listen to Sam. 22:50 Men don't recover from this as well as women. 23:30 This is a secret Sam is not going to reveal. 24:30 This would make it all right. 25:50 Look, I needed something to watch. 26:45 This is a lot of television. 27:40 Attack of the werecrow. 29:20 Halo:ODST, thumbs up. 30:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 30:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 30:30 Thanks for the Amazon purchases. 31:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0439 – Nonsense http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0439-nonsense/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0439-nonsense/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:13:42 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0439-nonsense/ On today’s show: Dead hamster; Thing 2’s clothing problems; bacon plague; mad field trip; the bonus check; the mean daughter; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0439-nonsense/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Dead hamster; Thing 2's clothing problems; bacon plague; mad field trip; the bonus check; the mean daughter; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. That's right. You heard me. 00:15 Welcome back, the hamster is dead. On today's show: Dead hamster; Thing 2's clothing problems; bacon plague; mad field trip; the bonus check; the mean daughter; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. That's right. You heard me. 00:15 Welcome back, the hamster is dead. 00:45 It was a rough intermission at the lives how. 01:25 It is actually an Umbress hamster. So, wtf. 02:00 Nonsense. Total nonsense. 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Thank you, Amazon. 03:30 Shopping for clothes for Thing 2 is impossible. 04:15 Thing 1 is very critical. Of everything. 05:20 Kim believes in shopping around. A lot. 06:15 You will only wear this once. We are not paying a fortune for it. 07:20 Thing 2 is not happy being mistaken for a child. 08:20 Kim has an eye for these things. 08:45 Thing 2 is not supposed to grow up. 09:20 Well this is kind of odd. 10:30 This is not a fashion statement. It is cheating. 11:20 Oh, look. Swine flu. Yay. 12:00 Stop coming to school when you are plague-ridden, you monsters. 14:20 The Emergency Room is not the answer to your problem. 16:00 Clearly a sign that Thing 2 is not feeling well. 16:40 Nasal swabs are not a lot of fun. 18:00 Thanks for gouging me on the Tamiflu, drug company. 19:00 Kim gets to move from room to room. Sam is going to the movie. 19:30 Field trip of the mad. 20:15 New rules for the crazy. 21:00 Crazy people are a little sneaky, you know. 21:45 Cuff 'em, Dano. 22:45 Maybe let someone know that you're coming. 23:45 This may not be helpful for the patients' piece of mind. 24:00 Wow, what a bonus. 24:30 Once, twice, three times a moron. 25:25 This cannot possibly be right. 26:45 If you don't catch your mistake reasonably soon, you don't get to recover. 28:40 Again, there should be some sort of control here. 29:10 The worst daughter ever. 30:15 Do not beat your kid on the jumbotron. 30:30 Sometimes, good things come from bad things. 32:00 Kids are just kind of unpredictable. 33:00 The bad weekend. 34:00 The most important kid-raising question. 34:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:45 Poor clothing choices. 36:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0438 – The End http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0438-the-end/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0438-the-end/#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:00:58 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0438-the-end/ On today’s show: The terrible weekend; the book store nightmare; Kim’s neck; a bad day; sporkalung; eye tooth; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0438-the-end/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The terrible weekend; the book store nightmare; Kim's neck; a bad day; sporkalung; eye tooth; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music 00:15 A terrible weekend. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. On today's show: The terrible weekend; the book store nightmare; Kim's neck; a bad day; sporkalung; eye tooth; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music 00:15 A terrible weekend. 00:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Thanks for shopping through Amazon, folks. 02:00 Sam had a pretty good week, but he's paying for it now. 03:00 Half Price Books is not as cool as it used to be. 03:50 Used books kind of stink. 04:45 Why is Darth Vader in the bookstore? 05:30 You will not find salvation here, dude. 07:00 It's hard to skim an audio book. 08:00 Better editing, please. Thanks. 09:00 Mrs. Roboto. 10:00 Why must your body betray you? 10:45 Kim was not managing the pain very well. 11:30 It was hilarious. 13:10 Panic-inducing safety gear. 13:50 Kim is tough, but fragile. 14:45 Ergonomics are important. 15:30 A terrible day. 16:30 This is much worse than a simple carjacking. 17:25 There comes a point, where any car incident will involve the hospital. 18:45 Mystery Diagnosis is not a comforting show. 19:20 Sometimes you have to be your own doctor. 20:00 Doctors should listen to patients more often. 22:20 Hey, this spork didn't belong here. 23:10 Slow down, dude. 24:50 How could this not have hurt? 25:40 Just stop eating like an animal. 26:20 Something is in my eye . . . oh, it's a tooth. 27:20 This process is too bizarre for words. 28:20 When scientists forget. 29:00 Not all things need to be done. 30:15 This movie did not need to be remade in this way. 31:10 Body horror is a genre that is . . . unusual, to say the least. 32:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 32:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:38 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0437 – Bum Rush http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0437-bum-rush/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0437-bum-rush/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:33:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0437-bum-rush/ On today’s show: Australian Emergency; presidential contention; the cost of local beer; dumpster style; old lady; clean your warts; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0437-bum-rush/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Australian Emergency; presidential contention; the cost of local beer; dumpster style; old lady; clean your warts; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - just clap if you're happy. 00:15 Bums, bums, everywhere. On today's show: Australian Emergency; presidential contention; the cost of local beer; dumpster style; old lady; clean your warts; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - just clap if you're happy. 00:15 Bums, bums, everywhere. 00:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 00:55 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:50 I can't always answer the phone, people. 01:55 Sara tells us about Australian emergencies. 03:00 This sounds suspiciously like American 911. 04:00 Small child emergencies are among the most horrifying. 05:00 This story is in no way true. 06:00 So, you can't see the current president, but the former president is all cool? 08:00 We think you should get to see both presidents. 09:10 Trust me, you will not like it when people start telling you what to do. 10:00 Being able to buy beer locally is a nice change. 11:00 Great, now the bums are ruining it for everyone. 13:00 The key to dealing with vagrants it so simply ignore them. 13:30 Kim has no faith in her husband. 14:30 Sam has a very monstrous solution to many problems. 15:30 Dumpster style. 16:10 There's nothing wrong with doing it in the trash. Nothing! 17:00 They were most likely not totally naked. 18:00 More information than you could ever need. 18:45 107 years old and still getting married. 19:45 This lady probably has some skills. 20:45 All women in the world are younger. Seriously. 21:30 Who knew this was such a public health issue? 22:00 We do like our ladies clean, but this is a little ridiculous. 23:00 These rules, they are different. 23:45 Thanks for the stories, people. You rock. 24:20 Kim the seamstress. 25:15 Sam may have a life again someday. 25:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 26:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 27:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0436 – Jerkstorm http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0436-jerkstorm/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0436-jerkstorm/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:46:27 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0436-jerkstorm/ On today’s show: Drive-by snark; TV loser; people who suck; sexy coworkers; little hoaxster; Big Brother or not; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0436-jerkstorm/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Drive-by snark; TV loser; people who suck; sexy coworkers; little hoaxster; Big Brother or not; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music: You know what to do with it. 00:15 Welcome back, people. Stop throwing out the ugly. On today's show: Drive-by snark; TV loser; people who suck; sexy coworkers; little hoaxster; Big Brother or not; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music: You know what to do with it. 00:15 Welcome back, people. Stop throwing out the ugly. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Some technical announcements. 04:15 Oh, look, it's the douche. 06:45 And then the crowd turns. 07:15 Context matters if you're a wuss. 08:45 Our president says some cool stuff. 10:50 Famous people need a reality check, quite often. 12:50 Lawn services suck. 14:35 Way to go, losers. 15:45 People need to learn to stop making the world worse. 17:00 Coworkers who suck. 18:30 Less jail time, more unpleasant punishment. 19:30 You cannot catch it like this. 21:00 The little hoaxster. 22:30 Sam has told some lies, but not like this. 23:00 An embarrassing assignment. 24:00 You have to hide the bad news in the good news. 26:30 Be proud of your skills. 28:30 This is why we don't respect your crappy country. 30:11 I do not want to be your friend. 32:00 Sam's Big Brother plan. 33:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0435 – Supergenius http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0435-supergenius/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0435-supergenius/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:19:28 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0435-supergenius/ On today’s show: Bad neighborhoods; marketing gimmicks; to the parents of; realistic college choices; dating contracts; extreme grade threats; scissor fight; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0435-supergenius/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Bad neighborhoods; marketing gimmicks; to the parents of; realistic college choices; dating contracts; extreme grade threats; scissor fight; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth. On today's show: Bad neighborhoods; marketing gimmicks; to the parents of; realistic college choices; dating contracts; extreme grade threats; scissor fight; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - do not place in mouth. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you supergeniuses. 00:30 This is an annoyingly disturbing show. 02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 03:50 Thing 3 gets a 'to the parents of' letter. 04:50 Some of these kids do not belong with others. 05:25 Can we get a facilitator over here? 07:00 You have to be good at everything now. 08:00 Old school IQ tests. 09:40 This is not motivational. 10:45 A school you cannot afford to go to. 12:50 Touch college choices. 14:00 Sam the secret agent. 14:45 Sure, you can date my 13-year-old daughter. NOT. 15:30 This is the better form of protection. 17:10 There are a certain number of archetypes for losers. 18:15 Tough choices for the ladies. 19:15 Sorry for the downers. 19:35 Change my graders or . . . 20:20 The sliding scale of terror. 21:10 Emails, just so you know, are evidence. 22:10 Kim believes criminals should just be allowed to roam free. 23:40 How can Sam be wrong here? 24:25 Punch, punch, scissors. 25:40 I'm on my way to scrapbooking, get out my way. 27:45 Why Sam approves of crazy old ladies. 30:07 Call us - 214.267.9899. 30:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0434 – Downpour http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0434-downpour/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0434-downpour/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:17:06 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0434-downpour/ On today’s show:  Build an ark. waterlogged Kim; sewing; injury; boob fascination; motorcycle facts; the worst mother ever; the banana phone; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0434-downpour/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Build an ark. waterlogged Kim; sewing; injury; boob fascination; motorcycle facts; the worst mother ever; the banana phone; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - for that warm fuzzy feeling on a rainy day. On today's show:  Build an ark. waterlogged Kim; sewing; injury; boob fascination; motorcycle facts; the worst mother ever; the banana phone; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - for that warm fuzzy feeling on a rainy day. 00:15 It is ark-building time. 01:10 Kim cannot be in the water for long. 01:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Thanks for ordering from Amazon! 02:00 Kim completes a project. 02:45 Some people suck to work for. 03:50 Some of these kids are not put together properly. 04:30 The sporadic crazy rain is hard to deal with. 05:40 Making Sam get up early. 07:20 Thing 3 is  drama queen. 08:30 Kim is the worst kid ever. 09:30 Sometimes you don't believe your kid. 11:25 Who is this kid talking to in the rain? 13:50 We did not need science to tell us this. 14:50 It's an evaluation, not just a snap judgment. 15:40 We are animals, deal. 17:50 Clubs are not a good example of how people interact. 18:30 Sam gives you the facts. Do not believe everything you read. 19:20 Motorcycles are cheaper than a car. They really are. 20:50 Two wheels is better than four wheels. Deal. 21:50 It's really not this expensive. 23:10 Emissions testing is for girls. 23:30 The worst story we have ever done. Enjoy. 24:30 Yes, abomination is a good word. 25:30 This is too horrible for words. There is no justification. Ever. 26:20 This person did not look like someone who needed to use the internet as a rape machine. 28:15 The banana phone is taking over the world. 29:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 29:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. We really do appreciate them all. 30:30 Is this term racist? 31:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0433 – Fortune http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0433-fortune/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0433-fortune/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:35:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0433-fortune/ On today’s show: Ripped off; unnecessary gadget; dog clothes; body cleaning; house of hair; bad movies; cannon misfire; social media idiocy; call us – 214.267.9899

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0433-fortune/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Ripped off; unnecessary gadget; dog clothes; body cleaning; house of hair; bad movies; cannon misfire; social media idiocy; call us - 214.267.9899 - - 00:00 Theme music. It will fix almost everything. It might even make you rich. On today's show: Ripped off; unnecessary gadget; dog clothes; body cleaning; house of hair; bad movies; cannon misfire; social media idiocy; call us - 214.267.9899 00:00 Theme music. It will fix almost everything. It might even make you rich. 00:30 Sam gets ripped off. 01:00 Greed ruins everything. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 This gadget did not need to be made. 03:00 Thing 3 - the dog clothing designer. 05:00 The kids never want what they have. 06:00 Kim will be the seamstress. 06:30 Sam's new business. 07:00 This movie is neither funny, nor heartwarming. 08:30 Cleaning bodies or cleaning corpses - big difference. 09:30 Sam needs an escape. 10:30 Gun for hire. 10:50 The hair house. 11:50 Hair is not good to leave laying around. 12:50 Aging. 13:15 Bald is better than balding. 14:30 This movie was not funny. 15:30 There are songs about this, don't act like it's weird. 16:25 Things are different in other countries. 17:00 Sorry about the cannon. 17:50 This is not something adults should do. 19:00 2 inches is big enough to hurt you, but probably not wreck your house. 20:20 Kim never did anything fun. Ever. 21:20 Social media will make you stupid. 22:45 Our kids might do this. Sadly. 23:15 This is not really trapped. 24:00 Sam discovers that actual facebook is probably not good. 26:00 It sucks to be the last one to join. 27:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 27:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 27:55 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0432 – Fears http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0432-fears/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0432-fears/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:23:26 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0432-fears/ On today’s show: Be afraid; the address to children; morbid television; apartment from Hell; genetic fears; no bank for you; call us 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0432-fears/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Be afraid; the address to children; morbid television; apartment from Hell; genetic fears; no bank for you; call us 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - a good thing in a bad economy. 01:30 Learn what to be afraid of. On today's show: Be afraid; the address to children; morbid television; apartment from Hell; genetic fears; no bank for you; call us 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - a good thing in a bad economy. 01:30 Learn what to be afraid of. 02:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 The address to children. 03:30 Fine, it's opt out, no need to freak out. 04:50 Wow, way to change the game without telling anyone. 05:50 Stop being so scared. 07:00 Do not try to tell me what I should or should not see or hear. 08:00 Kim loves morbid television. 08:45 A&E is seriously into downers. 10:00 These two shows are not the same. 10:45 Depressing is, indeed, the word for this show. 12:00 This is not healthy. 13:45 Seriously, it's bad for you. 15:00 What other horrible stuff can we have on television? 16:30 How can Kim stand this stuff? 17:45 Crazy sneaks up on you. 18:50 All right, where's the dead guy? 20:25 What will happen to Kim. 21:20 Despair. 21:55 It's genetrical. 23:15 Why this is a necessary fear. 24:00 Sam talks about evolutionary theory. 25:40 Sam is probably wrong here. 26:30 Fine, take control. Please. 28:20 Why men and women have to be different. 29:40 No arms? No bank account. 31:30 It's not really the teller's fault. 34:30 Sam doesn't want to deal with anyone. 35:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:30 Sam does not approve of reading paper books now. 37:30 Apple does not understand Sam's needs. 38:54 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0431 – Slapdown http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0431-slapdown/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0431-slapdown/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:26:15 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0431-slapdown/ On today’s show: The most important thing; certifiable; order ahead; idiot moms; slappers; the great escape; listener email; abandoned kids; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0431-slapdown/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The most important thing; certifiable; order ahead; idiot moms; slappers; the great escape; listener email; abandoned kids; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music will not cure swine flu. 00:15 Welcome to the show, sickies. On today's show: The most important thing; certifiable; order ahead; idiot moms; slappers; the great escape; listener email; abandoned kids; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music will not cure swine flu. 00:15 Welcome to the show, sickies. 01:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 The uncanny valley of sex. 02:30 Sometimes too real is just too real. 03:30 This is just too much detail. 04:30 Pause here to cleanse your mental palette. 04:45 Thing 1 is a little too confident behind the wheel. 06:00 This class might be a little tough if you're not good at math. 07:30 Thing 1 goes for the gold. 08:15 You don't have to leave, unless . . . 09:00 Going back is much harder than just staying in. 09:30 Sam and the anti-motorcycle mom. 10:30 People, if you can order ahead then you SHOULD order ahead. 11:30 Look, don't touch. 12:15 The idiot moms. 13:00 If we had a boy . . . 15:00 Kids and helmets. 15:45 Everyone loves this story. 16:00 Shut that kid up, or I will. 16:40 Do not ignore this. 17:20 Once more, this advice does work. 18:10 Just a little pop. 18:55 He does indeed look like he might hit your kid. 19:50 Getting way from her. 20:50 Sometimes you just have to be extreme. 21:50 Some people tell stories to break up. 22:50 If you never plan to see someone again, who cares what you tell them? 23:40 The pain is still pretty raw. 25:00 Listener email from New Mike. 26:00 A 9-year-old turns his nose up at a hot dog wrapped in bacon. 26:50 Boobies or babies? You decide. 27:50 This is just another way to lose your kids. 29:30 Kids are, basically, monkeys. 30:00 This may not be the most wholesome place. 31:00 Hot cars are no fun to be in. 31:50 Motorcycle recommendations for New Mike. 33:00 Who really wants a virtual girlfriend? 35:20 Kim's coupon system. 37:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0430 – Infested http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0430-infested/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0430-infested/#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:05:31 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0430-infested/ On today’s show: Dreams of stupid; elementary lunch; stigmata; jello poisoner; bad cuddling; football hero; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0430-infested/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Dreams of stupid; elementary lunch; stigmata; jello poisoner; bad cuddling; football hero; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - keeps the traffic running on time. 00:15 Crime scene cleaners - we salute you. On today's show: Dreams of stupid; elementary lunch; stigmata; jello poisoner; bad cuddling; football hero; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - keeps the traffic running on time. 00:15 Crime scene cleaners - we salute you. 01:00 A dream of stupid. 01:45 Kim calls for Armageddon. 02:30 The Colony is just getting silly. 03:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 04:00 Dinner at the elementary school is no fun. 04:55 This used to be a staple of lunches. 05:40 This is twice as much walking as normal. 06:30 Great, a kid with a surgical mask. 07:20 The swine flu is everywhere in Texas. 08:30 10-year-olds do not have the best of conversations. 09:15 Why your school is not going to tell you about a flu outbreak. 10:45 Could have been cancer. 11:20 Unseasonable heat brings out the strange in Thing 3. 12:00 Great. Now a kid has stigmata. 12:40 May be we do need to take our kids to church. 13:00 Supernatural sign or a pimple? 14:50 Beware the jello! 15:00 Not a reason to poison your dad, by the way. 16:00 This would definitely make you sick. 17:30 Kim is now Sam's official food taster. 18:30 How can cuddling be bad? 19:45 He's just trying to help. 20:25 Sam is not a fan of D.C. 22:25 Kim gets the wrong message. 23:20 Maybe the world isn't coming to an end. 25:00 Once you pick up a gun, you kind of take your chances. 27:15 Comic book people don't look like you. 27:40 How you can tell who the bad girls are. 28:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 28:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 29:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0429 – Swineherd http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0429-swineherd/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0429-swineherd/#comments Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:40:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0429-swineherd/ On today’s show: Swine flu; bangs for sale; garbage crimes; brazen thief; the worst date; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0429-swineherd/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Swine flu; bangs for sale; garbage crimes; brazen thief; the worst date; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it's all we could think to put at the beginning of the show. 00:15 The swine flu is rampaging through Sam. On today's show: Swine flu; bangs for sale; garbage crimes; brazen thief; the worst date; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it's all we could think to put at the beginning of the show. 00:15 The swine flu is rampaging through Sam. 01:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 The kids are exposed to swineflu. 03:00 Kim stocks up on health supplies. 03:30 Time to get the distance thermometer. 05:00 How to clean up the meth problem. 05:30 Stock up now, people. 06:20 Masks will protect you. 08:30 This vaccine won't even help most of us. At all. 09:30 Buying bangs. 10:45 This is truly repulsive. 11:45 Color on the internet is not all that accurate. 13:30 Sometimes, bleach won't even work. 14:30 It is self-cleaning, but it's gross. 14:45 This is a crime now. Sorry. 15:30 You threw it away. Let it go. 18:00 Freecycle if you don't want to throw things away. 18:50 Ebay is roont. 20: 20 Don't you want your title? 21:10 Hey, what are you doing here? 22:30 No tasers involved? Shocking. 23:20 Saved by a wind deflector. 24:30 Helmets are awesome. 25:00 Worst date ever. 26:45 Use your head lady. Not like that. 28:10 Girls are afraid of guys. It's sad. 29:45 The one thing missing from this movie. 31:00 Sam does not collaborate well. With anyone. 31:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:50 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0428 – Freedom http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0428-freedom/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0428-freedom/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:13:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0428-freedom/ On today’s show: Kid’s who want to be adults; family entertainment; to the movies; danger of free; cruelty to animals;  opposites detract; special cereal; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0428-freedom/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kid's who want to be adults; family entertainment; to the movies; danger of free; cruelty to animals;  opposites detract; special cereal; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - fresh and clean. Like vinegar. On today's show: Kid's who want to be adults; family entertainment; to the movies; danger of free; cruelty to animals;  opposites detract; special cereal; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - fresh and clean. Like vinegar. 00:15 That didn't sound right. 01:10 Kim gets up the earliest. 01:25 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:40 Sam shares entertainment with his family. 03:00 Kim starts watching Weeds. 04:00 This song is appropriate, and yet different. 04:30 Kim = Nancy Botwin. 05:15 Sometimes you don't make the decisions, they get made for you. 05:45 How it starts. 08:30 Just listen to Sam, he knows. 08:40 Thing 1 and Sam go to the movies. 10:40 Just sit there, kid. Seriously. 11:00 Sam didn't really approve. 11:30 Seeing your kids as adults. 12:25 Conversations you do not want to have with your kids. 13:30 Kids don't have the experience to enjoy some things. 15:00 The danger of free. 15:45 Kim is part of the problem. 17:30 Get 'em while they're free. 18:50 One day it wasn't free anymore. 19:30 Way to go, lady. 20:40 Sometimes, old animals are a pain in the butt. 21:30 Activists rarely get it. 22:10 The sixth sense. 24:00 Tightwads marry spendthrifts. Who knew. 25:00 Do opposites really attract? 26:30 Kim will wait for it to go on sale. 27:10 Why Sam buys things for Kim. 29:20 How Sam spends money. 30:15 Nestle Fitness Cereal - Now with more pr0n! 31:50 Thing 2 is not going to deal well with not being fed at home. 32:35 Virus attack. 33:40 The best cereal ever. 33:45 The worst cereal ever. 34:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com 34:40 Thanks for your support! 35:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0427 – Learning Experience http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0427-learning-experience/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0427-learning-experience/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:57:38 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0427-learning-experience/ On today’s show: Mean Sam; a delightful meal; traffic accident; waiting in line; uncool kid, uncool; the dino scientist; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0427-learning-experience/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Mean Sam; a delightful meal; traffic accident; waiting in line; uncool kid, uncool; the dino scientist; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Free as a bird. 00:15 Sam tries to be Brad Pitt. He fails. 00:30 Sam learns things. On today's show: Mean Sam; a delightful meal; traffic accident; waiting in line; uncool kid, uncool; the dino scientist; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Free as a bird. 00:15 Sam tries to be Brad Pitt. He fails. 00:30 Sam learns things. They are not the things the world should be teaching. 01:40 How to get ahead at work. 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:00 Kim cooks a delightful meal. 04:30 Food network is good for something, after all. 05:30 This is an illegal meal in LA. 06:00 Turkey Bacon is not a great meal. 07:15 Anyone can cook this meal, and here's how. 09:00 How Sam nearly dies. 10:20 Do not do this. 11:30 Sam says something that will not make him any friends. 12:45 Just relax and wait your turn. 13:45 Just wait for the waitress to tell you when to sit down and feed your face. 15:15 Waitresses could control things a little better this way. 15:50 This is not a good look. 16:20 Fisting in movies. 17:00 This kid is not cool. 18:00 Kids used to have a little fear of their parents. 19:00 No one is suggesting you beat your kid. 20:00 More discipline is probably necessary. 21:00 Without fear of consequences, people are kind of animals. 22:50 This video, you don't know what's going on here. 23:50 Things no parent should ever allow. 25:00 Oh, scientists, do you not read science fiction? 26:40 The Sam Oversight Committee for Safety in Science. 27:20 Another thing you don't need to do, scientists. 29:20 How things change. 29:30 Call us - 214.267.9899 29:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 29:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0426 – True Love http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0426-true-love/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0426-true-love/#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:15:02 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0426-true-love/ On today’s show: A brief movie review; scheduling conflicts; true love; senator down; kids of kidnappers; trying too hard; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0426-true-love/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: A brief movie review; scheduling conflicts; true love; senator down; kids of kidnappers; trying too hard; call us - 214.267.9899. - - oo:oo Theme music. It's what let's you know what time it is, kids. On today's show: A brief movie review; scheduling conflicts; true love; senator down; kids of kidnappers; trying too hard; call us - 214.267.9899. oo:oo Theme music. It's what let's you know what time it is, kids. 00:40 Inglorious Basterds is not as bloody as you might think. 02:20 Thing 1 has a different thought about movie etiquette. 03:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:50 Why must the school mess us with us so badly? 04:45 A whole week is probably too much to have the kid in the wrong class. 05:20 Well, now it's time to escalate. 06:15 Sam is not a big fan of French. 07:00 Maybe teachers shouldn't deny students the time they need to fix problems with their schedule. 08:11 Kim takes a firm hand on the situation. 09:00 You're lucky just to have that kid around here. 10:25 Sam is being worked to death. 11:00 Ah,  true love in the real world. 12:20 It's good to find someone. 14:00 These are the criteria for true love. 16:00 And true love that lasts a lifetime. Or most of it. 17:15 The Wolfman movie looks horrible. 19:40 Seeya, Ted. 21:30 Good deeds do not erase bad deeds. 24:35 The worst kidnapping story pretty much ever. 25:30 Pssst. You are not cured. 26:40 Sam's moral compass. 28:00 Let's not get carried away in our search for this. 29:45 You are not a good father in this case. 30:00 You should have thought this through a little more, Dad. 34:20 Your kids do not want this kind of attention. 35:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:58 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0425 – Troubling http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0425-troubling/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0425-troubling/#comments Fri, 28 Aug 2009 13:38:08 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0425-troubling/ On today’s show: Motorcycle gear; bad movies; school schedules; parade crasher; drunk driving; family feud; truck driver stories; call us -214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0425-troubling/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Motorcycle gear; bad movies; school schedules; parade crasher; drunk driving; family feud; truck driver stories; call us -214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. Bette than a full night's sleep. Honest. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, On today's show: Motorcycle gear; bad movies; school schedules; parade crasher; drunk driving; family feud; truck driver stories; call us -214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. Bette than a full night's sleep. Honest. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you wacky people. 00:30 Sam picks out new motorcycle gear. 01:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 01:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:30 Sam learns how to be a mechanic. 02:20 Wind under the windscreen is never fun. 03:00 Why can't you just put good ones on them to begin with? 04:15 Sam doesn't like to put gas in the car. 05:30 When will Kim ride again? 06:30 The kids are back in school. 06:40 Kim is back to watching crime TV now. 07:30 Crappy movie marathon. 08:50 A, cannibals. 09:30 A movie that Sam narrowly avoided. 10:30 This movie would not even be possible if the characters had cell phones. 12:00 Thing 2's school schedule is a disaster. 12:40 Fine, the counselor has fixed it. 12:55 Or, you know, not. 13:30 Cool, it's fixed. 13:50 Oh, wait - it is not fixed. 14:50 There's only one way to fix this. Violence. 15:30 Old people hate parades. Really. 16:30 Time for a tasering. 17:30 Strange moments from Kim's childhood. 18:00 Marching band horrors. 19:15 Maybe it's time for old people to stop driving. 20:30 Go for 25, dude! 21:20 Sam cannot do math. 21:50 Bring on the death penalty. 23:20 Drunks are hard to fix. 24:30 These people drove drunk all the time. 25:11 Kim's plans for haunting. 25:45 Family feud. 26:40 Wait, what year is this? 27:10 There are feuds, and then there are FEUDS. 27:50 Childhood memories from Sam. 29:00 This is how feuds start. 30:00 A trucker story. 31:00 $25 - and maybe a truck-driving woman kills you. 32:45 Things that make no sense to Sam. 34:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 34:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 34:40 The vampire robot. You do not want. 36:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0424 – Friendly Fire http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0424-friendly-fire/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0424-friendly-fire/#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:48:06 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0424-friendly-fire/ On today’s show:  Fruitcake alcoholics; branding; Weeds; back to school; Thing 2 is not liking high school; overheating; friendly fire; grudges; workplace assault; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0424-friendly-fire/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Fruitcake alcoholics; branding; Weeds; back to school; Thing 2 is not liking high school; overheating; friendly fire; grudges; workplace assault; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than fruitcake. On today's show:  Fruitcake alcoholics; branding; Weeds; back to school; Thing 2 is not liking high school; overheating; friendly fire; grudges; workplace assault; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - better than fruitcake. 01:10 Ricola - best cough drops ever. 01:40 Kim is not down with the branding. 02:00 Sam is much braver when it's not his body. 02:10 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:50 Thanks, Amazon! 03:00 Kim is sad she didn't watch the other seasons of Weeds. 03:30 It's a little more adult than Kim normally likes, though. 03:45 Back to school. 04:15 Sam calls for a longer school year. 04:50 Kim shuts it down. 05:35 Getting your hair cut is apparently a tradition. 06:30 Kim has only had one professional haircut. It didn't work out. 07:15 Come on, Thing 3. 07:50 Nothing bad is going to happen here, kid. Relax. 09:20 Our kids are getting old. 10:00 Thing 2 is not enjoying high school. 10:50 Our kids have a strange view of the world. 11:30 Thing 3 doesn't really like being in classes with the seniors. 12:40 Milestones. 13:40 Walking to school is tough. 13:50 Thing 3 gets overheated. 14:50 Hey, look, where is everyone? 15:30 Thing 3 calls shenanigans. 16:15 Thing 1 is short-timing it at school. 17:00 Hey, buddy. Need a light? 17:20 See, this was a bad plan to begin with. 17:30 Hey, don't go. 17:45 Kim burns. 18:45 What could go wrong here? 19:45 This is what friends do for you. 20:25 How to burn up a bunch of little kids. 21:15 Sam was wrong. 21:45 Burn it all down. 22:50 Don't light it again. 23:40 Holding a grudge. 25:20 This was not so uncommon when we were kids. 26:10 Kim does not know video games. 27:00 Fighting over a girl. 28:00 Underestimating your friends is dangerous. 28:25 Kim is not nice, either. 29:00 I'll write you up. 30:40 In some types of jobs, violence is not all that uncommon. 31:00 Kim is paranoid. 32:00 This guy was not that serious about what he was doing. 33:40 Drugs make you crazy. 33:45 Call us - 214.267.9899. 33:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:13 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0423 – Biting http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0423-biting/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0423-biting/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:05:11 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0423-biting/ On today’s show: Zombie Kim; Thing 3 gets impressed; fun sucker deluxe; house sold; two million dollars for all your teeth; ear gnawer.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0423-biting/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Zombie Kim; Thing 3 gets impressed; fun sucker deluxe; house sold; two million dollars for all your teeth; ear gnawer. - - 00:00 Theme music. A treat for you. 00:15 Stop biting, people. 00:50 Someone who sometimes turns into a zombie ... On today's show: Zombie Kim; Thing 3 gets impressed; fun sucker deluxe; house sold; two million dollars for all your teeth; ear gnawer. 00:00 Theme music. A treat for you. 00:15 Stop biting, people. 00:50 Someone who sometimes turns into a zombie is not that much fun. 01:40 Supernatural creatures have a tougher life now than in the past. 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:30 Thanks Amazon - go to our site, get some cheap Dexter goodness. 02:45 Thing 3 gets impressed. 03:30 Stop freaking yourself out kid. 03:50 Oh, look, an idiot on a sport bike. 04:45 Thing 3 shows poor reasoning skills. 05:20 What this says about our child. 06:10 Oh, look, a complete meltdown. 07:10 Fun sucker deluxe. 08:30 The worst excuse, ever. 09:15 If you need a scooter, then get a scooter. 10:10 When you are old and crippled, you should answer your text messages. 11:00 Thing 3 needs to learn to wear tennis shoes. 12:20 A diet can make you smell funny. 12:45 Tea tree oil has a very specific scent. 15:25 Hey, my house isn't even for sale. 16:00 This is how people get injured. 16:45 Maybe banks should be a little more careful. 18:20 Once again, businesses need to be held accountable. Seriously. 19:50 Everybody involved gets a free house. 20:00 Two million dollars sounds about right. 21:40 Normally, you are aware when you are getting a tooth pulled. 23:00 Painkillers are kind of magic. 23:30 This is not the same as real teeth. 24:15 How do you even know which teeth to mark? 24:45 Leave my girl alone, before I bite off your ear. 25:30 Ah, meth heads of Missouri. 26:50 Kim needs to just relax. 27:20 How strippers could improve their take. 30:45 Lisa, you are going to get yours. 31:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0422 – Health Scare http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0422-health-scare/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0422-health-scare/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 16:25:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0422-health-scare/ On today’s show: Doomsday; the Lisa issue; hand washing; immunization from hell; wart shots; antiviral nightmare; you will never make this normal. Call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0422-health-scare/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Doomsday; the Lisa issue; hand washing; immunization from hell; wart shots; antiviral nightmare; you will never make this normal. Call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Ah, theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. On today's show: Doomsday; the Lisa issue; hand washing; immunization from hell; wart shots; antiviral nightmare; you will never make this normal. Call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Ah, theme music. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. 00:30 Doomsday people. You know who you are. 01:00 You are hereby deputized to save the human race. 01:45 Like the new sound? Tell Sam! 02:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:15 Oh, Lisa. 02:30 Sam prepares an intervention. 03:14 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 Using Amazon is a great way to help the show. 04:00 The first of the Apocalyptic people. 05:00 This is not washing your hands. 06:00 Hand sanitizer does not actually count as cleaning. 07:00 Sing while washing up, you filthy animals. 08:45 Why do you sick people sit on the well side of the doctor's office? 09:30 But the exam room is cleaned. 10:00 Thanks, Dallas. 11:00 Kim is not amused by her time in the doctor's office. 11:40 Everyone was warned about the shots. 12:45 Yeah, I'm not bending over in the doctor's office while wearing a gown. 13:50 Kids are having a hard time with the immunization thing. 14:30 Fine, you just want your extra copay, whatever. 15:30 Thing 2 fears doctors beyond all reason. 16:50 Nothing bad has ever happened here. 17:30 Kim gets caught in a lie. 18:50 Great, now she's screaming. 19:30 Sedatives are on the schedule now. 19:50 Appears to be in line is not the same as 'is safe.' 20:45 You used to have to review this stuff a little bit. 21:50 There's a difference in severity of disease here. 22:50 Let's just wait on this, all right? 23:25 Sam has no idea what he's talking about. 24:10 50% chance. Flip the coin. 25:30 Hey, stop this. 26:20 Take all of your pills as you are instructed. For reals. 28:00 This really doesn't make any sense. We don't know. 29:00 Tamiflu is not a panacea. 29:45 Antibiotics are very useful - if you use them right. 30:35 Ah, Florida. You never fail to deliver. 31:00 You probably should have kept this in. 31:35 People will look at you like a freak, because you are a freak. 32:30 Some things are acceptable. Some things are not. Ever. 34:00 This is not a good qualification for a friend. 35:00 Yuck. 37:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 38:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 39:12 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0421 – That Time http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0421-that-time/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0421-that-time/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:55:45 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0421-that-time/ On today’s show: Being old; the dragon cake; family lunch; District 9; pricing errors; help a brother out; biter; call us — 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0421-that-time/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Being old; the dragon cake; family lunch; District 9; pricing errors; help a brother out; biter; call us -- 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. It's just a little something extra for you. 00:15 Hey old people, welcome to the team. On today's show: Being old; the dragon cake; family lunch; District 9; pricing errors; help a brother out; biter; call us -- 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It's just a little something extra for you. 00:15 Hey old people, welcome to the team. 00:50 Sam is having a crisis. 01:40 Everyone needs a purpose. 02:45 You will start to see some changes soon. Soon-ish. 03:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:20 Can we please start celebrating birthdays ON a birthday? 04:20 Sam gets a fancy birthday cake. 05:00 Go dragons! 06:00 Hey, where is the cake in this cake? 07:00 This is far too much frosting. 08:00 Yeah, no cake. At all. 09:00 How do you handle fancy cakes after you've eaten them? 09:50 Hurray for Dave and Busters. 10:50 Well, that was kind of rude. 11:50 A diet Sam can get behind. 13:30 Gift exchanges are different here. 14:15 Ah, the Kindle. 15:15 Why Sam loves the Kindle. 17:45 District 9 - Thumbs up. 18:30 Fear the voodoo eye. 19:10 Some things cannot be trained. 20:30 Why would anyone do this? 22:00 Kim gets upset about someone else's parenting. 23:00 This thing will upset the children severely. 24:05 Pricing errors. 25:00 This is how to handle your mistakes. 26:30 My brother needs some help. 27:30 This is not nice, but it's not a crime, either. 29:50 There has to be a better job. 31:00 This is why insurance is so expensive. 31:50 This is probably an unexpected danger. 32:50 When you don't feel properly served, bite someone. 33:50 Biting in a fight. 36:50 Kim is mean. 37:30 A message to publishers. 37:47 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0420 – Living Dangerously http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0420-living-dangerously/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0420-living-dangerously/#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:11:16 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0420-living-dangerously/ On today’s show: Fighting girls; health care; get oriented; swimming hazards; bible learnin; Ben and Jerry get eaten.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0420-living-dangerously/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Fighting girls; health care; get oriented; swimming hazards; bible learnin; Ben and Jerry get eaten. - - 00:00 Welcome back, angry people. 00:25 Sorry, we ran a little behind. 01:00 Get the old shows now, if you want them. On today's show: Fighting girls; health care; get oriented; swimming hazards; bible learnin; Ben and Jerry get eaten. 00:00 Welcome back, angry people. 00:25 Sorry, we ran a little behind. 01:00 Get the old shows now, if you want them. 01:20 Why do girls always have to fight? 02:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:00 email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:30 Thanks, Amazon! 03:40 Email from listener Mike. 04:15 Look, check it out. It is the future. 04:45 I don't want to pay, either. 05:00 But we already are, people. 05:40 This is an example of why we need national health care. 06:30 And here's another example of crushing bills. 07:30 $50k, and there was nothing wrong. 07:45 What if something HAD been wrong? 08:20 All it takes is one bad thing. 09:10 Do I have an answer? I do not. 09:45 Heads get chopped off sometimes. 10:50 A final example. 12:35 The orientation. 13:45 This is mandatory now. Deal. 14:20 The fight song? Really? 15:15 Most kids spend a lot of time avoiding this sport. 15:45 This probably will not kill you, but it may. No promises. 16:25 Not a good idea. 16:44 You can't see the school. 17:25 Thanks for the noob hat. 17:50 We swim a lot. 18:10 Thing 2 can swim really well. 18:45 Moaning is a bad sign. 20:40 Please stop being dumb. Please. 21:10 This story makes Sam mad. 21:40 How could this go wrong? 22:30 Let's stop stacking. 23:20 Oh, yeah, this is how it will go wrong. Very wrong. 24:00 Once Jesus gets his foot in the door . . . 25:45 Sam does not need to deal with this. 26:40 Kim really didn't want to know. 27:00 Butcher shops and illegal immigrants do not mix. 27:50 You have to assume it's a little credible, right? 28:35 Some horror movie cliches are really good warning signs. 29:30 Oh, they did something with it, all right. 31:50 Kim worries Sam. 32:40 These movies do need to be remade. 33:30 Justice is different in small towns. Like, really different. 35:20 Maybe people need more chances. 35:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:30 Juice us, vote for us, review us at itunes; tell a friend. Thanks! 37:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0419 – Spending http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0419-spending/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0419-spending/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:38:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0419-spending/ On today’s show: Sam can’t talk; getting what you pay for; stay away dumb people; men shopping; pricing error; contemptible; groping the mouse; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0419-spending/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sam can't talk; getting what you pay for; stay away dumb people; men shopping; pricing error; contemptible; groping the mouse; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - back after a vacation. 00:30 Sam is old. On today's show: Sam can't talk; getting what you pay for; stay away dumb people; men shopping; pricing error; contemptible; groping the mouse; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - back after a vacation. 00:30 Sam is old. He isn't dealing with it well. 01:00 This is an ugly debt. 01:30 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Sometimes, you need to pay attention to the name. 03:20 This is puzzling. 04:00 Another overpriced example. 05:00 Kim nearly gets ripped off. 05:30 Harbor Freight comes to the rescue. 06:30 Stop being dumb, hobbyists. 07:00 This is horrible advice, please don't follow it. 07:50 Don't make these any better than they already are. 08:00 Stay out of my bookstore, dumb people. 09:00 Wen men buy girl stuff. 09:45 Gangsters, this is a stupid look. 10:45 Yet another monster show. Bleh. 11:15 Learn what your shows are about, people. 12:00 Compensating doesn't usually work. 13:30 This is not an excuse. 15:00 No TV for you! 16:00 No disclaimer should get you out of this. 17:15 This is not how deals work, people. 18:30 Time for a new law. 19:30 This certainly doesn't work the other way. 20:00 You gotta know the rules. 20:40 Too much drama. 21:30 Judges make the rules. 22:10 Rules have to be mean because it keeps people in line. 23:00 Some buildings need to be big and uncomfortable. 23:45 C'mere, Minnie. 25:30 Cartoons mess with kids' heads. 26:30 As you get older, your brain betrays you. 28:50 Sam is not a Bumble. 30:00 Kim thinks highly of herself. 31:00 Dating in the Dark is not a nice show. At all. 31:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 33:05 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0418 – Annuals http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0418-annuals/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0418-annuals/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:44:54 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0418-annuals/ On today’s show: Listen with your mom; learn by watching; 20 years gone; one year out; killer ratings; crazy people; insurance choices; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0418-annuals/feed/ 1 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Listen with your mom; learn by watching; 20 years gone; one year out; killer ratings; crazy people; insurance choices; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will fix the economy. 00:15 Welcome to the show, On today's show: Listen with your mom; learn by watching; 20 years gone; one year out; killer ratings; crazy people; insurance choices; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it will fix the economy. 00:15 Welcome to the show, people of all types. 00:50 Do you listen with your mom? 01:30 There are no annual animals. None. 02:15 Call us - 214.267.9899. 02:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:45 Goodbye to pr0n. 03:10 It's a good thing Kim was born when she was. 03:45 Please stop turning Sam's television to foreign language channels. 04:40 Why should I even pay for this crap? 05:20 The definition of 'teen' is very loose here. 06:20 This doesn't really work to teach you. 07:00 This name is surely more clever in Cantonese. 08:30 Isolation can be nice. 09:10 It has been twenty years. Woot . . .? 10:30 This is the best restaurant in the world. 12:30 You will never experience anything else like this. 14:45 The boy does something decent. 15:50 One year out - and the bills keep coming. 17:00 $200 for a telephone pole sounds reasonable. 17:30 This charge, however, is completely insane. 18:30 Sam refuses to pay. 19:40 I'm a tv host. And a politician. And I hire killers. 21:30 Geraldo is not reputable. Nor was he ever. 22:10 Being on TV in America makes it tough to be a politician at the same time. 23:25 It is a dangerous world, because of YOU. 24:00 Republicans, you have lunatics running wild in your party. 24:30 Death panels? Seriously? 25:00 Facebooks is not for political statements. 26:00 We, also, are not in favor of death panels. Thank goodness no one is suggesting them. 26:30 Guess what, there are already death panels - they're called insurance companies. 28:00 People, stop being stupid. Please. 29:00 Insurance is going away - are you ready? 29:40 All dentists survive on medicare? Sam does not believe so. 30:00 You need to explain yourselves. 31:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:15 Thanks, Amazon! 32:25 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0417 – Gremlins http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0417-gremlins/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0417-gremlins/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:23:01 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0417-gremlins/ On today’s show: Kim is weird; Little House; listener email; the bad girlfriend; the merry prankster; roughing it in a hotel; funeral rules; saving water; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0417-gremlins/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim is weird; Little House; listener email; the bad girlfriend; the merry prankster; roughing it in a hotel; funeral rules; saving water; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - so good, you'll ask for seconds. On today's show: Kim is weird; Little House; listener email; the bad girlfriend; the merry prankster; roughing it in a hotel; funeral rules; saving water; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - so good, you'll ask for seconds. 00:15 Kim is weird today. You have been warned. 00:55 Chicks are drying up sooner than ever. 01:30 Laura Ingalls Wilder - not as happy as you might think. 02:00 Things were different back then. Very different. 03:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 03:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Email from listener Mike. 04:50 Mike survives the hostels. 05:00 And gets the RWTY stink all over everything. 06:00 There are a few other shows that are good. 06:30 A bad, bad girlfriend. 07:20 Bad girlfriends from the past. 08:20 Sometimes, your friends actually do know best. 08:45 A modern-day example. 09:15 Well that was an odd source. 09:50 What will the lady have? 10:25 Ladies, just eat your own food. 11:25 Stop trying to change your boyfriend. 12:20 This guy was not mean, he just wanted his own ice cream. 13:20 There should be an agreement about this in all marriages. 14:55 This was a polite suggestion, not a question. 15:40 Conversely, don't order expensive and then not eat. 16:40 Thing 1 gets scared by her computer. 17:30 Who changed my screen name? 18:30 Why are these models changing places? 19:30 A little story in wood. 20:15 Oh, look, Thing 3 is behind it all. 21:15 Not a good look. 22:10 Kids - not to be trusted. 22:45 $19 a night - if you can make a few sacrifices. 23:45 But do you still get to golf? 25:00 It is rare that the hotel breakfast is good. 26:20 A rant well past its due date. 27:30 Sam gets yelled at. 28:00 In England, you only have a limited time to grieve. 29:25 Funerals are for flipping out. 31:00 This kind of stuff will scar you forever. 32:00 How to save water. 33:00 Somehow, Sam finds this disturbing. 33:30 You're not saving money, because everyone already does this. 35:50 Kim is getting crazy. 36:40 Call us - 214.267.9899. 36:60 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:03 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0416 – Superpowers http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0416-superpowers/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0416-superpowers/#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:48:10 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0416-superpowers/ On today’s show: Superpowers; feisty; band injuries; the mimic; Kim the superhero; a supervillain of the mind; Blobbo the gun smuggler; bad cat; call us 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0416-superpowers/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Superpowers; feisty; band injuries; the mimic; Kim the superhero; a supervillain of the mind; Blobbo the gun smuggler; bad cat; call us 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome to the show, On today's show: Superpowers; feisty; band injuries; the mimic; Kim the superhero; a supervillain of the mind; Blobbo the gun smuggler; bad cat; call us 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - you know you want it. 00:15 Welcome to the show, superheroic people. 00:50 This is why girls fight. 01:30 Why guy get confused. 03:20 Sometimes you don't know how tough you are until it really matters. 03:50 Call us - 214.267.9899. 04:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:45 Band is killing our children. 05:20 These girls don't even think they can dance. 06:00 A little training would go a very, very long way. 06:40 There are too many bruises on these kids. 07:20 Sometimes things work better than you would expect. 08;20 This was not good. 09:45 Thing 3 has become a masterful mimic. 10:30 Thing 3 is totally inappropriate. 11:30 Sam never gets to see anything. 12:10 Thing 3 must never be on YouTube. 12:45 Kim the superhero. 13:45 Kim's powers actually injure her. 14:30 It's like she's testing herself all the time. 15:50 It's not as easy as Kim thinks. 16:00 Hypnotize! 16:30 I don't think this will hypnotize me. 17:30 If guys got fined every time they got turned down, there would be no dating 18:30 This is not subtle. 19:00 Sam can never have an adult conversation. 19:30 Kim's idea of exercise is a little extreme. 20:10 Better is better. 21:20 Just accept it is better. Please. 22:20 This is not a good place to hide a gun. 23:50 Don't make your silly crime into a seriously scary crime. 25:20 Why didn't this set of fan alarm? 26:20 White guys get fat in bad ways. 27:45 The food pyramid is what made people fat. 28:20 My cat did this. 30:15 The old days of internet pr0n. 32:20 Of course the cat knows how to save the images. 34:33 Call us - 214.267.9899 34:44 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0415 – Shame http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0415-shame/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0415-shame/#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:08:13 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0415-shame/ On today’s show: New jean shame; bargain hunting in hell; tiger escape; paying for someone else; fighting evil; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0415-shame/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: New jean shame; bargain hunting in hell; tiger escape; paying for someone else; fighting evil; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music. It tries harder. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Nothing fancy for you today. On today's show: New jean shame; bargain hunting in hell; tiger escape; paying for someone else; fighting evil; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music. It tries harder. 00:15 Welcome back to the show. Nothing fancy for you today. 00:45 If it wasn't such a problem, people wouldn't know. 02:00 call us -- 214.267.9899 02:15 If there are any shows you like before 200, download those now. 02:50 Sam gets some new jeans. 04:00 This is embarrassing, but why? 05:45 Jeans, there is a difference in the brands. 06:30 This was a fad that probably should have died a hideous death. 07:30 Boxeating used to be uncool, now it is hip and cool. 08:30 Tupperware is just not cool. 09:30 We hunt for bargains. 10:45 This place is awful. Totally awful. 11:00 Charing people to park is rude. Very rude. 12:15 Why is all the WIC food being sold here? 14:30 Sam makes the mistake of making eye contact. 15:15 How do places like this stay in business? 16:15 Too much cold, too fast. 16:30 Aieee, escaped tiger! 17:00 Someone has to pay for this foolishness. 18:50 Learn from the mistakes of your peers, magicians. 20:00 Wow, way to pay for a kid that is not even yours. 21:15 Okay, you're broke, be free. 22:25 Pay for your own, but ONLY your own. 24:00 Thanks for the money, now piss off. 25:00 Maybe we start helping people before they are at the very, very end of their rope. 27:15 Let's remember YOU got help first. 28:20 Sam's new job. 29:45 If something makes Sam mad, you know it is bad news. 30:30 Jill Wagoner from Wipeout is the best commentator ever. 31:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 31:30 Email us -  rwtyshow@gmail.com. 32:00 Thanks for the iTunes reviews. 32:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0414 – Angry Girls http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0414-angry-girls/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0414-angry-girls/#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:27:31 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0414-angry-girls/ On today’s show: Strange nightmares; spider attack; freecycle shenanigans; college suits; prison break; a mean story; call the hotline – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0414-angry-girls/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Strange nightmares; spider attack; freecycle shenanigans; college suits; prison break; a mean story; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - might just set your cat on fire. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. On today's show: Strange nightmares; spider attack; freecycle shenanigans; college suits; prison break; a mean story; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - might just set your cat on fire. 00:15 Welcome to the show, peoples. 00:30 Sam's nightmares. 01:15 Kim decides what we need. 02:00 Things will change, just brace yourselves. 03:00 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 03;15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:45 Kim encourages people to purchase through Amazon. 04:15 This calculator is very expensive. Or free. 04:45 Disaster looms at every turn for this family. 05:30 It's not like poison isn't bad enough. 06:00 Great, you're clearly infected. 06:30 Nothing like a potential staph infection to ruin your night. 07:40 Well, this is not good at all. 09:00 Thing 1 does not get along with kids. 10:00 Sam has high expectations for expensive creams. 10:30 People need to do their jobs. 11:20 Sam plans to outsource the show. 11:45 Freecycle is kind of limited in its scope. 13:00 Kim offers to give things away. 13:45 This is not a coincidence. There are spies here. 15:00 There should be a limit on kids. 16:00 We do need spare parts. 16:45 But you can trade with your neighbors. 17:40 Stop asking me to feed you, kid. 18:00 I can't find a job, somebody needs to give me my money back. 19:00 Colleges should not make promises they cannot keep. 19:45 The real key here are sororities and fraternities. 20:20 Companies should not be allowed to lay off in the US and hire overseas. 21:40 But did she really get a degree? 22:00 This is an easy job. Just do it. 22:50 Thing 2 just wants to be anonymous. 23:10 Sorry, you have to let your prisoners go. 24:00 Some of you are about to get very lucky. 25:00 California is just a disaster. 25:40 Making people suffer is how you fix their problems. For real. 26:40 It's time for some accountability. 27:30 Layoffs are not fair. Like, at all. 28:30 This is not a nice story. 28:45 Great, now your wife is involved? 29:30 Never, ever let a girl tie you up in a hotel room. 30:30 You can do a lot of things, but this is just not right. 32:00 There are too many ways this could go wrong. 33:00 Craigslist has a certain level of crazy you have to prepare for. 34:20 Call the hotline: 214.267.9899. 34:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:00 Sam offers a tip for listeners. 35:51 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0413 – Miscommunication http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0413-miscommunication/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0413-miscommunication/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:07:40 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0413-miscommunication/ On today’s show: Just don’t be a douche; Kim goes to the dark side; babysitting nightmare; new jobs for runaways; losing a car; Monopoly war; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0413-miscommunication/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Just don't be a douche; Kim goes to the dark side; babysitting nightmare; new jobs for runaways; losing a car; Monopoly war; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - will ward off zombies. 00:15 Come to the live show, On today's show: Just don't be a douche; Kim goes to the dark side; babysitting nightmare; new jobs for runaways; losing a car; Monopoly war; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - will ward off zombies. 00:15 Come to the live show, don't be a douche. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 02:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:15 The google voice transcription service sucks. 03:30 And here's the actual call. 05:00 Kim continues her work with the band. 06:00 Sam should be making some bank on this. 07:00 Ah, team building. So annoying. 08:00 Why is this so complicated? 09:00 I'm saving you time, why are you so mad? 09:45 Oh, NOW you get it. 10:45 Thing 1 gets into the babysitting racket. 11:30 Thing 1 destroys her cell phone battery. 12:00 Get the landline, please. 12:40 This is not going to make you feel better, kid. 14:30 You can't leave your kid with someone and turn off your phone. 15:00 Who does this? 16:00 That was short lived. 16:40 Who knew this was legal? 17;30 No pictures, please. 18;20 Who gets in trouble here? 19:20 Use your common sense, please. 20:15 This will age you. 20:25 Thing 1 has a dream. It is a dumb dream. 22:40 Dude, where is my car? 23:45 How many places in your house do you not see for two years? 25:00 A good job for Kim. 25:25 Monopoly - It is serious business. 26:00 Sell me those properties! 27:00 Family game day often ends in violence. 28:00 Spoons is a little savage. 29:00 Twister is weird. 31:00 Coming soon - the board game ban. 31:30 Sam will be a terrible grandfather. 33:45 The lifestyle trap. 35:00 No one is ready for this. No one. 35:10 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:20 Call us - 214.267.9899. 35:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:11 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0412 – Aromatherapy http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0412-aromatherapy/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0412-aromatherapy/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:09:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0412-aromatherapy/ On today’s show: We accept everyone; the rise of the fat; bathroom of horrors; perfume; call center from hell; freedom of speech is now optional; punishment for honest; call the hotline – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0412-aromatherapy/feed/ 0 family,kdis,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: We accept everyone; the rise of the fat; bathroom of horrors; perfume; call center from hell; freedom of speech is now optional; punishment for honest; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - keeps you cool on a hot s... On today's show: We accept everyone; the rise of the fat; bathroom of horrors; perfume; call center from hell; freedom of speech is now optional; punishment for honest; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - keeps you cool on a hot summer night. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, stinky people. 00:55 Sam plans to start smoking again. 01:30 Smoking will, in fact, relieve stress. 02:00 Aromas, they can be uplifting. 03:15 The obese are becoming an issue. 04:00 Dallas has more than its fair share of the fat. 04:50 The restaurants don't help. 05:30 There are some problems, all right? 06:00 This is kind of late for us to be eating. 06:30 Please don't race us. 07:20 Oh, you could run before, but not now? 08:00 You can't help your wife a little? 08:45 A little courtesy, please. 10:45 Just clog up all the traffic you can find. 11:50 Stop inconveniencing the rest of us. 12:30 Sam gets tricked by the universe. 13:30 Kim has a terrible flashback. 14:30 A good way to die. 15:30 How many locks do you need? 16:15 What kind of hair are we talking about? 17:50 There needs to be a rule about perfume. 18:30 Call centers are the pits of hell. 20:00 It's not the worker's fault, they are horrible places to work. 21:00 Any excuse to get out of work is a good excuse for these people. 22:20 Do not attack me with your scent. 23:10 Rules for perfume use. 23:50 Freedom of speech? Not so much. 28:30 Try not to make the internet mad. 29:00 Sam's big idea did not work out, sadly. 30:10 Why Sunday is the best day for attending the conventions. 31:45 The taxi man gets in trouble. 32:20 It seems the parents are at fault here. 33:00 At least he returned your child. 34:20 This could have been so much worse. So much worse. 35:30 Call the voicemail - 206.339.7482. 35:40 Call us live - 214.267.9899. 36:40 This poor kid. 37:42 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0411 – Dogpile http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0411-dogpile/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0411-dogpile/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:20:46 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0411-dogpile/ On today’s show: The worst dance; overwork; bigness; overnight adventure; piling on; ball slasher; the ultimate wtf news story; call the hotline – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0411-dogpile/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The worst dance; overwork; bigness; overnight adventure; piling on; ball slasher; the ultimate wtf news story; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - it makes you think of home. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. On today's show: The worst dance; overwork; bigness; overnight adventure; piling on; ball slasher; the ultimate wtf news story; call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - it makes you think of home. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 00:30 Cole brings us the greatest news story ever. 00:45 So you think Katie Holmes can dance? 01:30 She's not even actually on the show. WTF? 02:00 Gimmicky dance routines are how they control voting. 03:20 Sam does not like having the voting to be messed with. 03:30 Hell's Kitchen. More punching please. 04:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 04:10 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 04:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:50 Kim is working far too hard. 05:30 Kim needs direction. 06:00 Teach a girl to sew . . . 06:30 Some projects take up a lot of space. 07:00 Staple - so tedious. 07:30 Kim always gets taken advantage of. 08:15 Sam becomes unreasonably rude. 08:50 Limits, people. Know them. 09:40 Men are very critical. 10:25 Thing 3 goes for a trip. 11:00 Too much rain for summertime. How is Sam supposed to ride his motorcycle? 11:45 Thing 3 has travel restrictions. 12:15 Thing 3 has a low tolerance for nausea. 12:45 Eating is something Thing 3 does enjoy. 14:20 And now there's a pukesplosion. 14:50 Little kids make big stinks. 16:00 Pile on! Oh, wait, that's a horrible idea. 17:15 You are not their friend, you're the boss. 18:00 Some things are going to get you in trouble. Seriously. 19:00 The slipper slip. You know what that is. 19:40 Fetish week continues. 20:20 It just makes me feel good. Don't ask me why. 21:20 Why? 22:00 Kim makes it weird. 23:00 Punishment will make you weird. 24:25 The greatest the news story we have ever been sent. 25:50 Sorry, normal furries, this is what everyone will remember about you. 27:00 This is the ultimate - but it's also the last. 28:15 This would take some training 29:00 The fact that your plan was stupid does not get you out of the crime. 31:00 Sam is now requesting news stories. 31:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 31:40 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899 31:50 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 31:55 Thanks, Amazon! 32:20 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0410 – Employment http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0410-employment/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0410-employment/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:22:33 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0410-employment/ On today’s show: Zombie radio; call the hotline – 214.267.9899., overworking Kim; basement funtimes; garage dentistry; sexy glasses.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0410-employment/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Zombie radio; call the hotline - 214.267.9899., overworking Kim; basement funtimes; garage dentistry; sexy glasses. - - 00:00 Theme music. Like warm butter in your mouth. 00:15 Welcome back, fakers. 00:30 We are, in fact, dead. On today's show: Zombie radio; call the hotline - 214.267.9899., overworking Kim; basement funtimes; garage dentistry; sexy glasses. 00:00 Theme music. Like warm butter in your mouth. 00:15 Welcome back, fakers. 00:30 We are, in fact, dead. 01:15 Fast zombies are an atrocity. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:50 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Thing 2 needs shoes - NOW. 03:50 Just give the dad a little warning. 04:50 Finally, you grew. 05:30 Oh, you need shoes, too. Yay. 06:30 Dad is not shopping, he is only ferrying. 07:40 Thing 2 does not care about fashion. 08:30 Thing 1 learns that brands don't always equal quality. 09:30 Sam will only pay the price on the sign. 11:00 You don't just pay the dude walking the aisle. 11:45 Apparently, Kim gets money off just by asking. 12:45 Kim takes her band work far too seriously. 14:00 Kim's idea of fun is a little crazy. 15:00 When inexperienced people are in charge, look out. 15:45 Do not cross Kim. 16:50 Cloth apparently goes out of season. WTF. 17;20 The best basement ever. 18:00 This is just a messy house. 19:00 Skeevy mom. 19:50 This was not an unusual experience. 20:30 Grandma party time. 21:30 I'm a dentist. Seriously. 22:30 Wait, she really WAS a dentist. 23:20 It's not always bad to not have a license. 24:30 So what, dead people do not need their teeth. 25:30 Dentists are ludicrously expensive. 26:30 Technology just makes things expensive. 27:30 Mmmm, glasses. So sexy. 28:20 Ew, these are used now. 28:40 When did these become sexy? 30:20 Some pr0n doesn't really seem like it should even BE pr0n. 31:50 Kim is weird. 33:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:45 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899 34:40 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:18 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0409 – Hazard Pay http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0409-hazard-pay/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0409-hazard-pay/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:31:44 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0409-hazard-pay/ On today’s show: Overwork; payment; summer job; burnt at work; taser fire; douche fire; devil child. Call us at 206.339.7482!

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0409-hazard-pay/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Overwork; payment; summer job; burnt at work; taser fire; douche fire; devil child. Call us at 206.339.7482! - - 00:00 Welcome back to the show, Type A personalities. 00:15 This is what we need to help people out. On today's show: Overwork; payment; summer job; burnt at work; taser fire; douche fire; devil child. Call us at 206.339.7482! 00:00 Welcome back to the show, Type A personalities. 00:15 This is what we need to help people out. 01:00 Being salaried is not a Catch 22 - you never get to work less than 40. 01:45 Kim gets hazard pay. 02:00 Call the voicemail - 206.339.7482. 02:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 02:45 Thanks, Amazon! 03:20 Working for the band. 03:50 No one really enjoys being in the band, Sam just has to pay for it all. 04:30 Wow, that's different. By a lot. 04:50 Not exciting work, but profitable. 05:20 More work, but at least it's more interesting work. 06:00 There is always a catch. Always. 07:00 And anything is better than working in the concession stand. 07:45 Getting hurt at work. 08:20 Kim is still scarred by the thumb incident. 09:00 Thing 1 gets burned. 10:10 Some of these guys do not have a lot of options. 10:45 There are laws, people. Laws. 11:20 Bike shorts - poor-man's burn dressing. 12:00 Thing 1 moves into the medical field. 12:30 Taser fire! 13:20 This headline is a little misleading. 14:00 Huffing gas does not make you smart. 14:50 And this is not the same as huffing gas. 15:15 Your brain knows what the smell means. 16:00 Look, a douche. 17:00 A whole small town got together to screw us over. 17:45 Look at this, what a deal. 18:25 That's justice. 18:50 Sometimes, you have to be extreme. 19:50 Walk, kid. 21:40 What a poor guy. Whatever. 22:00 Sam has a better idea. 22:30 Please stop adopting out your devil children. 23:10 People will complain about everything. 23:40 These people don't need kids. 24:15 No one complains about the pro-adoption movies. 25:00 Sam knew people who were adopted. 26:15 Everyone agrees with Kim, now. 27:00 Call us - you know how. 28:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0408 – Critterfest http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0408-critterfest/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0408-critterfest/#comments Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:04:00 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0408-critterfest/ On today’s show:  Baby in a baby; to the doctor; bathroom priority; dog attack; alien abductions; I haz chainsaw; life changers; call the hotline: 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0408-critterfest/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show:  Baby in a baby; to the doctor; bathroom priority; dog attack; alien abductions; I haz chainsaw; life changers; call the hotline: 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - there's nothing else to put here, you know. On today's show:  Baby in a baby; to the doctor; bathroom priority; dog attack; alien abductions; I haz chainsaw; life changers; call the hotline: 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - there's nothing else to put here, you know. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, people. We do it all for you. 00:25 No more fetus en fetu shows, please. 01:15 This is not right. At all. 02:00 Of course it was small, it was a baby inside another baby. 02:45 Look, this may really be our fault. 03:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:25 Call the voice line - 214.267.9899. 03:40 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:15 Kim loves going to the doctor. 05:15 Hurray for blood pressure. 05:30 Kim thinks she got set up. 06:00 This is Kim's idea of lazy. 06:30 The best defense is to sleep forever. 07:30 When you have insurance, the vampires will get you. 08:00 Nurses, please do not fish around in my flesh. 09:30 Some people are just better than others. 10:30 This would be horrible. 11:30 Having an adult bathroom and a child bathroom is very important. 12:20 There's nothing worse than an empty toilet. 13:20 Kids only get the cheap toilet paper. 14:00 How is this even possible. Seriously. 14:45 Important things to buy for your people with kids. 15:45 Kids believe toilets are magical. 16:30 Help, a dingo got my baby . . . 18:00 Getting into a crib is not easy for a person, much less a dog. 18:45 We don't even let a cat into a crib. 19:50 Baby monitors are handy to keep animals from eating your baby. 21:00 Hey kids, look. Aliens. 21:40 This was not a good idea when Orson Wells did it, either. 22:20 Now these kids will never, ever trust the police. 24:00 It's all part of a District 9 ARG. 25:00 This kind of thing would give you a great story for when you got older. 26:00 This is the final menaced by a wildcat story. Do not send any more. 27:50 Kim poops on the story. 29:20 Do not change your sex and expect everyone else just to accept it. 30:30 Some things are not going to be popular. 31:15 This probably doesn't need to be on television. 32:00 Sam is turning into a wimp about this stuff. 33:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 33:30 Call the hotline - 214.267.9899. 34:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 35:00 Tell a few friends, damnit. 35:26 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0407 – From Below http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0407-from-below/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0407-from-below/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:50:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0407-from-below/ On today’s show: Horror; the swingers; the boy issue; the Blob is attacking; squid assault; the eating robot from hell; Big Brother; seeya!

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0407-from-below/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Horror; the swingers; the boy issue; the Blob is attacking; squid assault; the eating robot from hell; Big Brother; seeya! - - 00:00 Theme music - this would be suitable for a horror movie. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. On today's show: Horror; the swingers; the boy issue; the Blob is attacking; squid assault; the eating robot from hell; Big Brother; seeya! 00:00 Theme music - this would be suitable for a horror movie. 00:15 Welcome back, peoples. 01:25 Let's not get carried away with how clever we are, filmmakers. 02:25 Sam decides to make the next great horror movie in his copious free time. 02:45 Comment line - 206.339.7482. 03:00 Google Voice line - 214.267.9899 03:25 Email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:50 And now we have a reason to mistrust the swingers. 04:50 And now our kid can't play with your kid, ever again. 05:15 The conversion from ultra-religious to swinging shakes your brain. 05:45 Ah, teen girls, so dumb. 06:45 People are always watching. 07:30 When young girls date old men. 08:30 This is why you can't have my kid over at your house. 09:20 The boy is heading toward the grave. 10:20 Wow, this is rude. 11:20 I get it, but you can't be here when you're ill, kid. 13:30 This lack of responsibility is making people angry. 15:00 It might be time for a new boyfriend. 15:30 Great, the blob is attacking Alaska. 17:15 People would probably remember this. 17:50 No one is going to harvest this shit. 19:00 Destroy, do not investigate. Destroy. 19:30 Great, flying squid are attacking. Fantastic. 21:20 It's time for the ultimate water solution. 22:20 It's not a giant squid, it's a goddamned monster. 22:40 Finally, a robot that will kill everything. 23:30 Because robots always do what they're told, right? 25:20 You people can't be trusted. Seriously. You cannot. 28:10 This will definitely freak your crap out. 30:00 Why Sam needs oversight of everything. 31:00 Big Brother this year is a losing proposition. 33:10 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0406 – Wrong and Right http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0406-wrong-and-right/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0406-wrong-and-right/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:28:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0406-wrong-and-right/ On today’s show: The flu; google voice; swimming with the monkeys; doing the right thing; paying coffee forward; stealing for love; nun boobs; call us – 214.267.9899.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0406-wrong-and-right/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The flu; google voice; swimming with the monkeys; doing the right thing; paying coffee forward; stealing for love; nun boobs; call us - 214.267.9899. - - 00:00 Theme music - gets your motor running. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, On today's show: The flu; google voice; swimming with the monkeys; doing the right thing; paying coffee forward; stealing for love; nun boobs; call us - 214.267.9899. 00:00 Theme music - gets your motor running. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you people rock. 00:30 Sam is not getting better. He will be dead soon. 01:20 The disease sneaks up on Sam. 02:00 It's not always stuff from overseas. 03:20 You could have had this two days ago. But no. 03:30 Voicemail - 206.339.7482. 03:45 Google voice - call it 214.267.9899. 04:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 05:30 Kim doesn't understand the difference between being sick and being a wuss. 06:20 Not the way to be woken up. 08:00 Pimp shoes. 09:00 Swimming is good exercise. 11:00 Swim those laps, faster and faster. 12:00 There are plenty of hazards that are actually, you know, in the water. 12:30 Vic the Pimp, however, is not normally in the water. 13:00 Kids are vicious. 14:00 This George C. Scott movie was probably Hardcore. 14:45 Decent people watching out for other decent people. Shocking. 15:30 Stop being a douche. 16:30 When your business is open, then it is open. Get it? 17:20 Dilation - not as fun as it you might think. 18:00 Sears - good for glasses. 18:45 Eat some meat, whiny girl. 19:45 Vision is the motivation to wear glasses. 20:50 Fine, here's another $100. Whatever. 22:20 Paying the coffee forward. 23:50 Some out of towner will ruin this. Guaranteed. 26:00 This is real love. 27:30 This is a lot of scratch. 28:30 Pay attention, bank. 29:30 Banks never work in your favor. Never. 31:40 Nun boobs. 33:00 Becoming a nun is not the best choice, probably. 34:00 Sickness makes Sam say dumb stuff. 35:30 Ipod monks rule. 36:30 Kim is pretty sure Sam cannot be a monk. 37:00 Call us - 214.267.9899. 37:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:40 Review us at iTunes, tell your friends, pimp us like Vic. 38:42 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0405 – Persuasion http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0405-persuasion/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0405-persuasion/#comments Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:09:43 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0405-persuasion/ On today’s show: Sex appeal; buying sneakers; danger shoes; Oak Cliff; pr0n anger; naked for a reason; science needs to leave the brain alone. Call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0405-persuasion/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sex appeal; buying sneakers; danger shoes; Oak Cliff; pr0n anger; naked for a reason; science needs to leave the brain alone. Call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - it will make you grow six inches. On today's show: Sex appeal; buying sneakers; danger shoes; Oak Cliff; pr0n anger; naked for a reason; science needs to leave the brain alone. Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - it will make you grow six inches. We're not sure in which direction. 00:15 Sam suffers from backwards disease. 00:50 Why can't things ever be nice. 01:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:25 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 Kim is known to shake her booty. 02:30 Sometimes, girls don't even know what is happening. 03:00 How to get your own checkout line opened. 04:00 This is where it becomes unreasonable. 05:00 Kim is being silly. 07:00 Girls don't think about things like that. 07:20 Sam does not buy shoes often. He hates it. 08:00 Shopping for shoes is exhausting. 08:30 Why are high tops so hard to find these days? 09:50 The Nike Outlet store is pretty amazing. If you're not picky about color. 11:00 Who cares what model year these stinking shoes are? 12:00 This is a new sales technique. 12:30 Oak Cliff is not a happy funtime land. 13:15 Fine, I'll take the stupid classes. 14:00 Keep your kids out of other people's yards. 15:20 Some houses are dangerous, people. Dangerous. 16:00 There's a reason Chris Hanson runs his sting operations in the burbs. 17:00 Sometimes you have to be extreme. 17:20 There's a perfectly good reason why this guy is naked. 18:00 I didn't have my glasses. 19:00 There's only one reason to be this close to the gravestone. 20:30 The honesty scanner. 21:45 Because this is what we want our corporations to have. 22:30 Yes, these questions are tricky, but they are not IN YOUR BRAIN. 23:30 This will definitely screw up lives. 24:30 Who even wants these people? 25:20 Know your position. 27:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 27:55 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 29:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0404 – Judge Not http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0404-judge-not/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0404-judge-not/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:41:55 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0404-judge-not/ On today’s show: Sam should judge; night swimming; banning entertainment; another stupid movie; a terrible craigslist ad; things that will end your marriage; bathroom danger; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0404-judge-not/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Sam should judge; night swimming; banning entertainment; another stupid movie; a terrible craigslist ad; things that will end your marriage; bathroom danger; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music, it will never judge you. On today's show: Sam should judge; night swimming; banning entertainment; another stupid movie; a terrible craigslist ad; things that will end your marriage; bathroom danger; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, it will never judge you. 00:15 Welcome back, Sam is ill. 00:30 Do not judge, Kim. 01:00 Sam is a very reasonable judge of all things. 01:15 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:30 No one will miss any of this stuff. 01:45 Send us email - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:20 Rotating screens are not as much fun as you might think. 03:10 Swimming at night is fun, and necessary when you have bubble children. 03:20 Maybe Sam did say 'her' kids. 04:00 Kim makes everyone else feel guilty. 05:10 Scum ball baseball for the win. 06:00 Only Spiderman survived. 07:10 Sam ends the game. 07:30 Someone stole the scum ball. 08:20 Little waterbenders. 08:30 Media changes you. 09:30 Banning things does more harm to society than good. 10:30 No one is saying this game is good, clean fun. 11:00 Things were not 'nicer' in the past. 11:50 These people suck, and no game will change them for good or ill. 13:15 It doesn't work the other way, either. 14:40 If you don't like something, you don't buy that thing. 15:45 Another horror movie we did not like. At all. 16:45 Maybe you should not have anymore babies, lady. 17:50 Sam jumps the gun. 18:30 A disgusting ad from craigslist. 19:40 This is not as easy to clean up as you might think. 20:20 Maybe this is just a revenge ad. 22:50 Even when little kids do this it is a mess. 23:30 Staying married takes more than love. 25:00 You can never go back, idiots. 26:42 This is distracting, but it won't save your marriage. 27:00 One person smoking is much worse than both people smoking. 28:30 Sorry, I dropped it. 29:10 Well, now you don't get to keep your gun. 30:00 Getting shot while you are on the toilet is just humiliating. 31:30 Women once had very nice bathrooms. You ruined them, ladies. 33:30 Stay away from other dudes in the bathroom. 34:20 Sam gets criticized for his honesty. 36:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 36:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0403 – Vacate http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0403-vacate/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0403-vacate/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 15:34:50 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0403-vacate/ On today’s show: A terrible horror movie; a terrible reality show; motion sickness; vinyl cuts; RV travel; ladybug invasion; Pfister hauntings; wifi traps; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0403-vacate/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: A terrible horror movie; a terrible reality show; motion sickness; vinyl cuts; RV travel; ladybug invasion; Pfister hauntings; wifi traps; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slab of butter on your toast. On today's show: A terrible horror movie; a terrible reality show; motion sickness; vinyl cuts; RV travel; ladybug invasion; Pfister hauntings; wifi traps; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - like a warm slab of butter on your toast. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples. 01:00 How can anyone have liked this movie? 01:30 Sorry about the lack of a show on Friday. It's up now. 01:45 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:50 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:10 The family vacation show is a waste of time and money for all involved. 03:30 This show could have been great. But it was not. 04:20 No, family vacations really are not fun. Sorry. 06:00 Do not bring out the most hated characters on a reality show ever. 07:00 Conflict is good, hateful people are bad. 07:50 There is a limit to the size of boobs you should have, ladies. 08:00 Car-sickness is mostly in your head. 09:00 This is not the way to travel if you want to live. 10:30 Do not puke in the car, kid. Do not. 11:45 Puking on the dad will cause a serious freak out. You have been warned. 12:30 This is never a good sign. 13:30 Vinyl coating is not your friend. 14:00 And you could never take it off, even if it sliced your children. 14:45 The calendar lies. 15:30 An RV sounds like way more fun than it is. 16:30 Regrets, Kim has them. 17:00 Ladybug infestation. 17:40 Colorado is beautiful. And boring as hell. 18:30 Sam is bad, oh, well. 19:00 Hey, that's not bark. 20:00 We're trying to be private here, all right? On TV, okay? 21:00 Go away, wasps. 22:30 Bats are not going to run into, in most cases. 22:35 Haunted Pfister. 23:30 Sam and Kim get haunted. 24:30 Sometimes you just know you are screwed. 26:00 This is a coffin lid, not a door. 26:30 This hardly seems safe. 27:00 A glockenspiel is a musical instrument for the damned. 28:30 WiFi traps. 29:40 Stop stealing my bandwidth, evil monkeys. 30:25 When using free WiFi, we suggest you not log into your bank. 31:40 Monsters Inside Me is still a horrifying show. 33:00 How would these skin parasites get from Mexico to Dallas? 34:00 Fetus in Fetu is no laughing matter. 34:50 Kids will believe anything you tell them, if you act serious enough. 36:20 Call us - 206.339.7482. Stay tuned for the hotline! 36:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 37:25 How Sam made money one summer. 39:00 Thanks, Amazon! 39:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0402 – Grosstacular http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0402-grosstacular/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0402-grosstacular/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:51:03 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0402-grosstacular/ On today’s show: Disgusting humans; buying love; disgusting eating habits; crappy craft store; signing is not free; the shed; digging up the dead; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0402-grosstacular/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Disgusting humans; buying love; disgusting eating habits; crappy craft store; signing is not free; the shed; digging up the dead; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:15 Okay, On today's show: Disgusting humans; buying love; disgusting eating habits; crappy craft store; signing is not free; the shed; digging up the dead; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - so awesome it hurts. 00:15 Okay, so not our listeners are not disgusting. 01:00 Not even animals would have done the things we saw. 01:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:40 Sam buys the love. 03:40 Mongolian Grill is your friend. 04:30 This is the choice of the serious eater. 05:00 Tasting sauces is kind of unnecessary. 05:45 Learn to dispose of your waste. 06:30 These spoons do not need you pawing at them quite so much. 07:00 Do NOT double dip, people. 07:40 All right, that was worse. Why would you do this? 08:25 This kind of thing points out a deep, personal failing. 09:30 Now you have to be suspicious of everything. 10:20 You just spit in everyone else's food. 11:15 Don't ask if you don't want to know. 12:40 At least the staff responded appropriately. 13:00 Kim goes to the craft store. 14:30 Sam likes to keep things moving. 15:20 You really need more than one person checking people out. 15:50 Whoever designed the maze of attraction for checkout lines sucks. 17:00 Great, now there's a smell. 17:45 After a few year, the mom immunity goes away. 18:25 Assplosions are not much fun for anyone. 19:00 The kid is too sick to even crab about the poop in his pants. 19:30 Just get out of line and change your kid, people. 20:50 This clearly made Kim ill. 21:45 Yes, these are minor things, but they are pointing out a serious problem. 23:00 Hey, look - you can get an autograph. But it will cost you. 24:15 These are not really for teenagers. 25:10 Seriously, people, these books are not good. 26:00 Okay, Sam might be exaggerating a little bit here. 28:00 Let Sam know why you read these books? 29:00 You people are ruining all books. All of them. 29:10 Hey, kids, come play in the shed. 30:20 None of you people thought to check on your kids? 31:20 Monkey daycare is a real thing. 32:30 Oh, sorry about digging up the dead. 33:10 Class X seems like it should be way more extreme. 34:00 Identifying the bits may be a lot more trouble than it is worth. 36:00 The end is clearly nigh. 37:50 Call us - 206.339.7482. 38:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 38:45 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0401 – Relations http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0401-relations/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0401-relations/#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 01:03:07 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0401-relations/ On today’s show: Thing 3’s birthday; pet danger; absentee kid; prank calls to granny; intruder alert; mom pr0n; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0401-relations/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Thing 3's birthday; pet danger; absentee kid; prank calls to granny; intruder alert; mom pr0n; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music, it's like a birthday party in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back, all you little monkeys. On today's show: Thing 3's birthday; pet danger; absentee kid; prank calls to granny; intruder alert; mom pr0n; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music, it's like a birthday party in your ear. 00:15 Welcome back, all you little monkeys. 01:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 01:05 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 02:00 Thing 3 is out of control with her birthday party. 03:00 Really, no one is allowed to do anything for the whole week? 03:40 Just choose, child. 04:40 No caffeine for this kid. 05:00 Petland is out of the question for so many reasons. 05:50 Just relieve the pressure before it gets out of hand. 07:00 Run, pet, run. 08:20 Frogs are hardy, but water can kill them. 09:00 You are not getting a ferret, kid. 10:00 Rats are good pets, but they are some work. 10:50 Build-a-Bear, better than a live pet. 11:50 Thing 1 is never home, ever. 12:40 We're not trying to be mean, but people force the issue. 13:25 Just do what you're told, and Sam will not have to be rude. 15:00 Clearly, what Sam's rules are now just vague guidelines that everyone should feel free to ignore. 17:00 Prank calls from hell. 17:30 Look, I don't want anyone dead here. 18:10 Boredom is no excuse. 19:10 There was probably no misunderstanding. 19:50 Don't be so proud, people. 20:30 Whatever, I need to hear. 21:20 So many gimpy kids in one town. 22:20 Things to say to the hearing impaired for a good laugh. 23:00 Intruder alert! 24:10 Black Christmas is a genius movie for one reason only. 24:50 Texas attics are brutal. 25:30 Kim really enjoys the pain and horror of others. 26:30 Some people live like packrats. 27:30 Stop shopping, idiots. 28:30 This is too much crap. 29:50 Kim mocks sense of style. 30:50 The death of art. 33:00 Precious Moments have to go. 34:00 Stop cheapening the good work of others. 35:00 Selling pictures of your mom. 36:00 Inappropriate relations. 37:00 This is a fetish no one needs to know about. 38:00 By the time it bubbles up to the surface, everyone knows about it. 39:00 Pr0n is not as safe as it used to be. 40:15 No one got hurt, no crime committed. 42:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 42:30 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 43:00 A special surprise. 43:30 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0400 – Deviltry http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0400-deviltry/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0400-deviltry/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:16:45 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0400-deviltry/ On today’s show: The devil; water on the brain; prostitution; a missing pet; a near miss; megacolony of ants; carbon life expectancy; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0400-deviltry/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: The devil; water on the brain; prostitution; a missing pet; a near miss; megacolony of ants; carbon life expectancy; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music will make you pine for simpler times. 00:15 Welcome back, devil. On today's show: The devil; water on the brain; prostitution; a missing pet; a near miss; megacolony of ants; carbon life expectancy; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music will make you pine for simpler times. 00:15 Welcome back, devil. 00:50 Becoming the reaper might not be a bad thing. 01:20 Kim is an airhead. 02:20 Sam is too tired. 02:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:00 Soon you'll be able to call us direct. 03:20 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 04:00 Go kart rider, you are so mysterious. 04:20 Prostitution on the rise. 05:10 Too many ugly pros. 05:45 Craigslist - cutting the middle man out of prostitution. 07:20 A weird new kink. 08:10 How can this be fun? 09:00 When did it get too boring for you people? 09:45 The internet makes you think this is all normal. It is not. 11:30 C'mon, prostitutes, stay out of my neighborhood, please. 12:40 There is no subtlety here. 14:15 This guy is nice, but a little slow. 15:15 Chameleon's are kind of cool. But you'll never find it if it gets away. 16:20 These creatures are slow, but not that slow. 17:30 Cat fight. 19:00 A near accident. 20:20 It was the perfect storm of badness. 21:20 Kim decides to just get away from the motorcycle. 22:00 The ants, they are up to something. 23:20 Just stay home, we'll all be happier. 24:00 You never really need to go to another country. You just do not. 25:25 The eco-challenge is pretty challenging. 26:10 There are no good ants. None. 27:10 People are bad, prepare to die. 28:40 If our kids saw this, we'd never hear the end of it. 29:40 Go nuclear! Save the future! 31:30 Ecofreaks need to stop being such hypocrites. 33:10 Penguins are horribly boring creatures. 33:55 The devil attacks. 34:30 Not the eyes! 36:00 This is a very big downer, feel free to skip this part of the show. 40:30 Call us - 206.339.7482. 40:35 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 41:40 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0399 – Freak Out http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0399-freak-out/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0399-freak-out/#comments Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:33:23 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0399-freak-out/ On today’s show: Kim tries to wreck; consolidating the social; bugs in the pool; the Wii Active; cart shenanigans; messing with your kid; clean it yourself; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0399-freak-out/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Kim tries to wreck; consolidating the social; bugs in the pool; the Wii Active; cart shenanigans; messing with your kid; clean it yourself; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - a little something to start your day. On today's show: Kim tries to wreck; consolidating the social; bugs in the pool; the Wii Active; cart shenanigans; messing with your kid; clean it yourself; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - a little something to start your day. 00:15 Welcome peoples, don't wreck your ride. 00:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 00:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:00 Consolidating the social. 02:00 Bugs in the pool. 03:20 Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss. 05:20 Don't be so gullible, family of mine. 05:30 Kim freaks out. 07:00 Monsters Inside Me will surely freak you out. 08:30 The bugs are gone, halleluja. 08:40 Sam discovers that he is woefully out of shape. 09:30 Wii Active may be tougher than Sam. 11:00 It's not as easy as it seems. Mostly because it is evil. 12:40 Thing 3 has to get on top of this issue. 14:30 Kim sees something odd at Wal-Mart. 15:30 Let that thing cool off. 16:00 You are exceeding the maximum capacity of the stroller. 17:45 We are far too accepting of the wrong things. 19:20 Revise your estimates down, please. 20:10 Stop believing everything we see. 20:30 Let's raise a serial killer. 22:10 Let's stop pretending gender is not important, okay? 23:45 A lot of things are hardwired, just get used to it. 25:00 You are really messing up your kid. 26:10 Sometimes you have to clean your own hospital room. 27:50 Even nice hospitals can be disgusting. 29:20 Why was it so cold in the hospital? To preserve the zombies? 29:30 This is not labor, drama queens. 31:00 Come on doctors, don't leave a mess. 32:30 Abuse of position should be a death sentence. 33:45 A call to action. 34:55 Call us - 206.339.7482. 35:00 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 36:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0398 – Mistakes http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0398-mistakes/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0398-mistakes/#comments Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:49:37 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0398-mistakes/ On today’s show: Backpacking across Europe; moving a couch; riding your bike inside; going to the lake; kid abandoning douche; kid assault; I Survived; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0398-mistakes/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Backpacking across Europe; moving a couch; riding your bike inside; going to the lake; kid abandoning douche; kid assault; I Survived; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - will literally melt your heart. On today's show: Backpacking across Europe; moving a couch; riding your bike inside; going to the lake; kid abandoning douche; kid assault; I Survived; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - will literally melt your heart. 00:15 Make it explode! 00:50 Sam is missing his bottle rocket touch. 01:50 Everybody makes mistakes. 02:50 In a way, we're backpacking across Europe, too. 03:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 03:10 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Thanks for using Amazon, people, we appreciate it. 03:30 Moving a couch was an eye-opening experience for Sam. 04:45 Thing 1 was often more trouble than she was help. 05:30 Sam is not a big guy, but he'd never had this problem before. 07:00 The kindness of strangers saves the day. 08:00 Drinking vinegar doesn't seem like a great idea. 09:10 The most amazing wagon ever. 10:00 Ghetto couch. 11:50 You are not gangsta, kid. 13:40 Sam swears off Wal-Mart, forever. 14:30 Waiting in line is the worst. 15:20 Young kids on bicycles are a recipe for disaster. 16:45 Why would and adult human being think this was okay? 17:45 Everything is wrong here. 18:15 Being an eccentric hootard does not give you a free pass. 18:50 Kim makes plans to be eccentric. 19:30 Maybe it's just our neighborhood. 20:15 Going to the lake. 21:45 Stop making us be the bad guys. 23:15 It's late, we get that. 24:25 Making the call. 25:40 Fine, permission granted. 26:40 This noise is not right. 28:30 Oh, hai, I haz new kids. 29:30 Let's just start with mandatory sterilization for idiots. 30:30 You clearly do not need kids. 31:30 Ladies, a little discrimination goes a long way. 33:50 Mom, are you all right? Get the bat! 34:50 You had time to get your posse together? 35:50 In the real world, getting beat down hurts. 38:00 Sam is worried about his kids' take on things. 40:00 I Survived is a little rough to watch for Sam. 41:00 Call us - 206.339.7482. 41:15 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 41:20 Do not actually do this. 42:15 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0397 – Meets the Eye http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/#comments Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:41:05 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/ On today’s show: Pandora’s box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0397-meets-the-eye/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Pandora's box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 Theme music - better than having a blind cat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, here's your $50. On today's show: Pandora's box; bank part two; bug attack; killer bull; psycho; fingernail clippers from hell; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 Theme music - better than having a blind cat. 00:15 Welcome back to the show, here's your $50. 01:00 Kim is Pandora. 01:30 Stop eating all my food, kids. 02:30 Also, stop ruining the food you do not eat. 02:40 Call us - 206.339.7482. 02:41 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 03:15 Repercussions from the bank disaster. 03:45 Great, now everyone wants my money 04:30 No one believes you when your bank actually does screw up. 05:30 Great, now I don't have insurance. 06:20 Wait - what the hell happened to my payment? 07:30 Why are you charging me so much more for this? 08:20 Maybe you should get billing involved. 09:20 Wow, actual good news. 09:50 There is apparently a stupid tax. 10:20 Prepare to question your whole life. 11:50 Thing 1 needs to stop freaking out every second of the day. 12:30 Why would anyone scream like this if they weren't missing a body part? 13:20 It was THIS big. 14:30 Where did it go? 15:30 Kim goes to see what she can find. 16:00 Kim finds the bug. It is not what was anticipated. 17:30 In Kim's native land, these children would never have survived. 17:50 He died doing what he loved - being stepped on by a bull. 19:00 Stop being an idiot, people. 20:00 Being stomped on can end your life. 23:00 I'm totally my mom. 24:20 Pretending to be an old lady is not that hard. 25:20 You don't really even need to be able to drive to get a license. 26:00 Kim is scared of everything. 27:20 Cut out. 28:00 Why would anyone do this? 28:50 No man could ignore this horror. 29:30 This is how you get our attention, doctors. 30:20 Not being circumcised can lead to problems. It can. 31:30 Pain is nature's way of telling you to stop being an idiot. 33:10 Just get it over with, people. 34:00 Who got the go-kart? 34:30 The last good Christmas. 36:00 Seeya! Kim and Sam yes Episode 0396 – Thievery http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/ http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/#comments Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:42:36 +0000 RWTY_Admin http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/ On today’s show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us – 206.339.7482.

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]]> http://www.arewethereyetpodcast.com/0396-thievery/feed/ 0 family,kids,Podcast,RWTY On today's show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. - - 00:00 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it. 00:55 Just deserts. On today's show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting;  prostitutes; dumb people; call us - 206.339.7482. 00:00 00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it. 00:55 Just deserts. 01:25 Being single is harder than you think. 01:40 call us - 206.339.7482. 01:45 Email us - rwtyshow@gmail.com. 01:50 If you bought a go-cart, please to be telling us about it. 02:50 Thing 1's 911 experience. 03:30 Sam would not be a good restaurant worker. 04:15 Making people late will result in poor food. 04:50 I lost my cell phone, please to be helping. 05:30 Let's see if we can find this, shall we. 06:00 Of course, now it's time to get the police involved. 06:45 What are we doing here, lady? 08:50 When banks steal. 09:30 Sam did break the couch, but it was a million years old. 10:40 This is a pretty low limit. 11:30 Dude, where's my money? 13:00 We were nowhere NEAR the limit. 13:45 I did not miss a payment,