Every Dad Needs a Motorcycle
As I get older, I think a lot about what it’s like to be a dad, what it really means. I think about what you have to do and be and give up to raise your kids, and how glad I am that I made the choice to go ahead and spawn some little rugrats of my own. But I know that it’s not always easy, and sometimes it can be a little overwhelming even for us that are old hands at this parenting thing. And that’s why every dad needs a motorcycle.
Episode 0229 - Shooters
On today’s show: Kids mess things up; random internet school messages; archenemies; poor people aggression; new teachers; free food; band blues; beatings for all; drinks for teens; shots - get them. Call us - 206.339.7482.
How to Stay Married
If you read this site or listen to our show (and if you’re reading but not listening, you are seriously fucking cheating), then you know that Kim and I recently marked 19 years of marital endurance. If you listen to the show, you are also probably thinking to yourself, “How is that even fucking possible. Sam is a complete dick.”
But I have a secret.
Episode 0228 - Nosey
On today’s show: Kim’s memory; follow-up to the accident; crooked; appointments are useless; pregnancy tests; reading your own x-rays; jerky teachers; failed government programs; polygamist immortals; giant fish; greedy lottery.
Episode 0227 - Prime Offender
On today’s show: We miss you; laptop checkout; unsecured wifi hijinks; one parent only, thanks; teen court - part 1; light caseload; admission of guilt; kid chauffeur; dumb people want money; Canadian pr0n; importing the uglies.
Episode 0226 - Summer’s End
On today’s show: End of summer; instant gratification; fight club; school phone calls; conflicting schedules; college recruiting; fake rock star; accusations = guilt; no bus for you; call us - 206.339.7482!
Episode 0225 - Getting Along
On today’s show: Time flies; pseudofriends; back in band; principal’s office; the Barbie Wonderland; poor Ken; keeping clean; kid math; tote bags; kid waxing; a challenge; do overs; crappy parenting; sex discrimination; the jerkin’ it judge.
Episode 0224 - Getting Old
On today’s show: Kim can’t have nice things; Sam’s birthday; the chupacabra; bigfoot; the hovercraft; bathroom emergency; parent talk; teen talk; childhood fears; jell-o and cake; Kim chokes out; minority action; day labor; hovercraft.
Episode 0223 - Upstarts
On today’s show: Thing 1 steps out; bandasses; concussions are not fun; shut up, world; plane problems; lawn mower; animals and bugs; one tip for the ladies; concussion advice; trauma; claw hammer fetish; robbing kids; the fall of man.
Episode 0222 - The Hump
On today’s show: Clean shows; dry spells; PTSD for the whole family; counseling and chemicals; shrinking food; rewarding the unworthy; anniversary woes; marriage ruts; wedding gone bad; ugly kids; gnometrek; call us - 206-339-7482.













